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Magnificent Rustbucket Rank: Renault 16

Magnificent Rustbucket

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I saw this ad linked on Piston Heads. It's a bit odd...

 

 

 

“****** FOR THOSE THAT WANT TO PUT THEIR MONEY WHERE THEIR MOUTH IS*******â€

 

Classified Ad price: £12,700.00

 

Very odd video too - a back story to this one, I suspect...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1968-ROVER-P5-B-3-5-LITRE-/262882028050?hash=item3d34fd6a12:g:XlEAAOSwuxFYvBvt

 

Back by popular demand......on behalf of the current owner, may I present to you, the one and only BIG JUG... aka JVG 131G

 

This One of A Kind Classic Car is Once Again For Sale at it's True Market Value!!!!!

 

An accompanying youtube video has been created by the current owner, the youtube link to it is here...

 

 https://youtu.be/Rxz5rlRb1LE

 

 

This is a one time only listing in its current state.

 

It shall run for a period of 30 days.

 

It is buy it now only, and there is no best offer option.

 

BIG JUG is being listed due to the large number of complaints and general moaning the current owner received following his acquisition last year..!

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'ello, Stupid & Co, how may I....

 

'Even fantasy work?'

 

If your mind saw it, we can draw it!

 

'Ok M8, first off I want Andrew Lloyd Webber shitting out a giant broken girl's hairband. But make sure he has a Walls microwave sausage for a cock and it's sticking out of his nappy'

 

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Collection pencilled for Tuesday. Anything else? 

 

'Yes, please. I'd also like Grace Jones blowing up a condom. But erm, have another bird above her who's farting out tit bubbles and her hand has been bitten off by Pacman'

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/YAMAHA-XS-1100-TRIKE-/152461095547?hash=item237f63b27b:g:PvEAAOSw32lYvC6m

phil_lihp Rank: Lancia Gamma

phil_lihp

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If anyone's capable of carrying on the Mills & Boon franchise, it's Cavcraft.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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These are ace looking things, hitting my 'want' list every time I see one*

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-N-Mitsubishi-Colt-1-6-GLXi-automatic-nice-cheap-car-/232261563099?hash=item3613de32db:g:HIAAAOSwdGFYvHxL

 

 

*But obviously one that's about £35 and is full of McDonald's toys, crayons, spoons and random bits of a jigsaw puzzle.

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Rancho fantastico on Facebook Shite Cars

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'the previous owner had the intentions of turning it into a camper van as you can see from the picture'

 

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Unfortunately, as I have seen from the pictures, half a fucking chicken coop and a window from Apollo 5 glued to the roof and partially held in place by a temporary emergency water pipe don't actually quite construe what I'd call a camper van.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ldv-convoy-400-lwb-low-miles-65k-/282384518558?hash=item41bf6dcd9e:g:xmoAAOSw~AVYvElX 

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wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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This looks alright for 150 quid, although the seller is too lazy to type out the word "for" in full which perhaps doesn't bode well.  The eyewatering seat pattern and the fake wood make up for it though.

 

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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That Ital van is mega. I hope it comes with one of those red & white stripey Wendy houses for you to spend all day sleeping in at a busy roadside spot.

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Rancho fantastico on Facebook Shite Cars

 

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The Rancho above is at Pompeii, apparently.  Volcanic rubble!

Guest Breadvan72

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Rusty but rather cool Slaaaaaab. Do you have the GUT (914V) to take this on? 

 

The engine shot shows the Dolomite Slant Four connection pretty clearly, especially on this version with its twin carbs and long inlet manifolds, even though Saab turned the engine from back to front and so placed it on the opposite slant, and then developed it into something rather different and in due course better than the Triumph version.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/222429993126

 

 

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oldcars Rank: Lancia Gamma

oldcars

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Caravan-Teenagers-den-spare-room-project-space-/252789321126

 

 

"Teenagers Den"???? To be fair it does look ideal if like all teenagers, yours refuses to refrain from spending all day under YOUR ROOF wrestling the bald headed champ, instagramming photoshopped pictures of his French teacher and playing space invaders or whatever. Send him to live in this until he becomes a useful contributor to society.

That's class van. Looks like mine, a 1987 Adria Optima 440b. Needs saving, nice vans these and light.

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Dolly Sprint engine for comparison with the Saab, in case anyone is interested in such anorraking. This one is off the internet and in a Magenta car. The engine in my yellow Sprint is painted red, but I can't find my photo of it - probably on a broken laptop somewhere.

 

 

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Hang on, here it is, with groovy BL plughole oil cap in better nick than that one above for added 70s Brit tatness.    HT leads are now yellow, because detailin' YO.
 

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