eBay tat volume 3.

[phil_lihp]

That needs a manual box and hubcaps for optimum poverty Jagness but it's a good start.

[Skizzer]

Fair point.

 

How about a giffer-owned Volvo 340DL then?

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C841191

 

Got to be worth £700 with a fresh ticket and those bonus spotlamps.  Poor thing looks like something out of an RSPCA ad cowering in the corner of that yard.

[Rod/b]

I am PROPER excited about it! if it had a sliding drivers door and a Perkins prima it would be my dream Sherpa spec. Still its pretty close.

Le Challeunge de Bolleaux: http://www.hydragas.co.uk/sherpa/L-series.html

[Alexg]

'...my dream Sherpa spec'

 

876 million websites, but right here is the only place you could find such an utterance. Great stuff.

[Rod/b]

'...my dream Sherpa spec'

 

876 million websites, but right here is the only place you could find such an utterance. Great stuff.

And this is Bollox we're talking about so I imagine he's already sourced a sliding door mechanism and worked out how to retro-fit it.

[Guest Breadvan72]

If Autshite was a country, this would be its dictator's car.

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/mercedes-benz/mercedes-w126-380se-380-se-classic-open-to-offers/1217500717

 

 

 

Prepare for NATO led armed intervention on humanitarian grounds applying the Kosovo Doctrine of International Law.  Precision*  surgical* strikes might involve some collateral damage to the indigenous Rover 75 population, but it's for the greater good. 

[spike60]

Two point nine.

 

Cloth.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-XJ-2-9-XJ40-XJ6-4dr-ONLY-37-000-MILES-FROM-NEW-1989-F-Reg-/152446497870

 

 

Low miles and looks tidy from a distance, but it's rather optimistically priced for a shiters-only spec and Cat C if you ask me.

It is indeed a Cat C

[LessThanEqual]

[LessThanEqual]

[Springer]

Much want

 

This is great and hopefully it's not too squishy underneath. I bet it ends up making decent £££

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-535I-HARTGE-1989-LIGHT-RESTORATION-PROJECT-/252785419538?hash=item3adb2f6512:g:dTAAAOSw4CFYsB-g

Much wantage there!

[Skizzer]

This looks sharp for £4.20 (and counting):

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-TOYOTA-CELICA-GT-AUTO-BURGUNDY-/322433826282

 

 

Surely you'd have to be a completely off-the-scale compulsive arse-scratcher to do this to the seat though?  No wonder it needs an impermeable rubber steering wheel cover.

 

 

 

The vehicle was recently purchased for filming purposes for £1500 and had to be a certain colour so was painted a month ago.

 

Vehicle has not undergone restoration it has just be painted. 

 

Er, right.

[Skizzer]

Bentley Turbo R with Plah!!!    Also colour co-ordinated prayer hassocks...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bentley-TURBO-R-6-8-V8-AUTO-LUXURY-LOW-MILEAGE-LUXURY-BRITISH-CLASSIC-/252785735991

 

...and a free Minder DVD.  No, really - look:

 

[Skizzer]

It is indeed a Cat C

 

Wot I meant, innit.  Syntax of my post now amended to remove/reduce ambiguity.  Ta.

[spike60]

Lotus Excel 2.2 SE.  Lotus parked for 11 years,WCPGW?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lotus-Excel-2-2-SE-/272567077181?hash=item3f7643893d:g:KoYAAOSw4GVYGzlx

 

[spike60]

1974 Leyland Sherpa Canterbury III.   Dunno about sleeping 5......

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1974-Leyland-Sherpa-Canterbury-III-Classic-Camper-Vintage-Retro-Caravan-Sleeps-5-/112313218753?hash=item1a2663b6c1:g:gTcAAOSwOgdYruOG

 

[spike60]

JET ENGINE PRATT & WHITNEY JT8D 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/JET-ENGINE-PRATT-WHITNEY-JT8D-FROM-BOEING-727-TAKE-A-LOOK-/112225598449?hash=item1a212abbf1:g:x88AAOSwx6pYpd7N

 

[spike60]

1987 FIAT DUCATO

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-FIAT-DUCATO-CLASSIC-RETRO-VINTAGE-MOTORHOME-CAMPERVAN-LIVING-VAN-GLAMPING-/222418169208?hash=item33c927ed78:g:6CsAAOSwtfhYra30

 

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Suzuki-gt200-x5-/122370121845?hash=item1c7dd3e075:g:i6QAAOSwax5YsDt2

[Springer]

This looks sharp for £4.20 (and counting):

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-TOYOTA-CELICA-GT-AUTO-BURGUNDY-/322433826282

 

 

Surely you'd have to be a completely off-the-scale compulsive arse-scratcher to do this to the seat though?  No wonder it needs an impermeable rubber steering wheel cover.

 

 

 

 

Er, right.

'Just' through an MOT.....4 and a bit months ago......!

[doobietoo]

JET ENGINE PRATT & WHITNEY JT8D 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/JET-ENGINE-PRATT-WHITNEY-JT8D-FROM-BOEING-727-TAKE-A-LOOK-/112225598449?hash=item1a212abbf1:g:x88AAOSwx6pYpd7N

 

 

That would make a great front garden ornament for a shitter who was having problems with the neighbours....

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LDV-1-9-VAN-SELLING-AS-SPARES-/182466253820?hash=item2a7bd613fc:g:PxsAAOSwA3dYj5j-

 

'water bottle keeps bubbling , think it just needs bleeding and re filling properly'

 

[For Fiats Sake]

This looks like a little gem.

 

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C840254

 

No this is a little gem - that is a car my friend.

 

[Hertz]

Check out this little gem. Far better than a Panda.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-Panda-Seat-Marbella-First-generation-Original-low-milage-Rare-car-now-/192113095591?hash=item2cbad533a7:g:UEoAAOSwx6pYpgBG

[cort16]

14,000 mile biff tronic Astra

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Remarkable-1983-Vauxhall-Astra-MK1-1-6-GL-Automatic-Just-14202-Miles-from-New-/282372715948?hash=item41beb9b5ac:g:emkAAOSwZQRYh8XC

[billy_bunter]

^^^^^^ always hankered after one of these.

[cort16]

Non turbo Legnum. I didn't think these existed in na form.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mitsubishi-Legnum-Estate-4WD-Auto-Triptronic-Very-Rare-JDM-Japanese-Import-/322433853750?hash=item4b128e2936:g:rQUAAOSw~AVYsGrF

[Hertz]

Possibly cheap camper project for someone. Still has some MOT.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Talbot-express-autosleeper-project-/172548301823?hash=item282cae23ff:g:QjIAAOSw2gxYsHo3

[Hertz]

barn find

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-230-ce-Barn-Find-/232251591786?hash=item3613460c6a:g:bH0AAOSwtfhYsEdL

[Hertz]

SUSPENSION FAULT

 

I'm sure* this will be a cheap fix.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-CL500-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-SUSPENSION-FAULT-/302234002757?hash=item465e8ce545:g:pVIAAOSw2gxYsArK

[cort16]

boomerang light mutha fuckas. This is one of these cars I consider just cashing in my whole fleet for about £7 and keeping for ever (in my garage as it'll be broken).

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1999-MASERATI-3200-TURBO-GT-V8-6-SPEED-MANUAL-70k-mile-/222419397314?hash=item33c93aaac2:g:HwcAAOSwzaJX65Ua