eBay tat volume 3.

[autofive]

Anyone know where this v6 Xantia is?

Guildford, Surrey

 

A J Stemp

Telephone 07702 SECRET

perception.av@SECREAT EMAIL ADDRESS

 

Interests & Hobbies Playing guitar, Music, Motorcycling, Cycling, Computers

My Dog, House Renovation

 

Educational

Qualifications O level Mathematics

O level Physics

O level Design & Technology

CSE Technical Drawing

CSE Geography

CSE English

CSE Art

 

Further Education 1979 to 1982

Southgate Technical College, London N14

1982 to 1983

Brooklands Technical College, Weybridge, Surrey

 

Qualifications City & Guilds 224 Electronics Servicing

Parts 1, 2 & 3

RTEEB Certificate for Electronics Servicing

Radio Rentals Certificate of

Indentured Apprenticeship

InfoComm Academy Essentials

Of The AV Industry Certificate

Various Manufacturers Diplomas

[trigger]

What size shoes is he?

[autofive]

8 and a half, but is left is 8 and three quarters

 

(and he prefers boxers to y-fronts)

[Cavcraft]

Hey 5, might be worth editing some of that out (especially phone number and e-mail address) as he probably would have posted them up himself had he wanted. No offence and all that, it's just he may get targetted by spammers and n'er-do-wells.

[autofive]

Hey 5, might be worth editing some of that out (especially phone number and e-mail address) as he probably would have posted them up himself had he wanted. No offence and all that, it's just he may get targetted by spammers and n'er-do-wells.

 

true

 

 

sorted it

 

p.s. i made up the bit about his shoes size, and underwear preference

[trigger]

Have a photo of his house instead.

 

[Cavcraft]

I know you did. He drives a Citroen so therefore obviously wears crotchless PVC undercrackers and size 12 stilettos.

[M'coli]

Sooo.... He doesn't put his location on the post but his full CV is downloadable? Interesting.

[autofive]

Work Experience: August 1979 to March 1983 Radio Rentals Ltd

 

he's a spy

 

i have seen The Piglet Files

[garbaldy]

Sooo.... He doesn't put his location on the post but his full CV is downloadable? Interesting.

 

am i the only one who though that autofive put that up as a made up joke then more to the point how did you do that

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lada-1500-ES- ... 1e6e479ce3

 

Andrew (i think) has just put up his Lada for £2000 BIN on ebay, It's sold in seconds though!

[autofive]

Sooo.... He doesn't put his location on the post but his full CV is downloadable? Interesting.

 

am i the only one who though that autofive put that up as a made up joke then more to the point how did you do that

 

the seller put his cv onto his website, and linked on the bottom of the forum post

 

never seen one of these before;

[KruJoe]

GO ON Chris with your bad self!

That R25 is a steal at £300. Good lad.

[KruJoe]

Blackpool Yugo, full Mot:

This thing is litterally talking to me!

TEL/TEXT: 07904 989123... (BUY IT JOE)

Ain't gonna happen though.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ZASTAVA-YUGO- ... 0881122437

[willswitchengage]

 

the actual reg/number is; G8BY J which easily becomes GABY J or GABY T or GABY 1

 

No it isn't, the registration is G8 BYJ and this is very tragic and desperate.

 

Also postage £2.50, for what? An A4 piece of paper with some marker pen writing on it?

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/renault-4-LHD ... 4603e808b3

 

'LOTS OF SHOUTING'

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-1300-/ ... 43aff8a20b

 

Date of MOT expiry: n/a.

Date of road tax expiry: n/a.

Date I stop posting links to hopeless ADO16s just because I like them: never.

Mileage: 65,000.

Cooper Lookalike bummage chancery: high.

[Cavcraft]

How big's your telly?

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1978-VAUXHALL ... 27c72e06ff

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Glass-Display ... 1e6e09ce2d

 

Sorry not cars related but this just tickled me, you wouldn't want to get your WD40 and Adidas muddled up!

[hhhugues]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/renault-4-LHD ... 4603e808b3

 

'LOTS OF SHOUTING'

 

"Solid for one of these" ? Fair enough it's not quite crumbling apart yet, but it's a shed! I'm sure the first r4 you'd stumble across the other side of the channel would qualify as a minter by the guy's standards.

My first car was an almost mint 4, an earlier one too, this makes me wish i still had it. Curious to see if he manages to shift that with a £300 starting bid..

[hhhugues]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/renault-4-LHD ... 4603e808b3

 

'LOTS OF SHOUTING'

 

"Solid for one of these" ? Fair enough it's not quite crumbling apart yet, but it's a shed! I'm sure the first r4 you'd stumble across the other side of the channel would qualify as a minter by the guy's standards.

My first car was an almost mint 4, an earlier one too, this makes me wish i still had it. Curious to see if he manages to shift that with a £300 starting bid..

[skattrd]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/renault-4-LHD ... 4603e808b3

 

'LOTS OF SHOUTING'

 

Lhd, still on french plates, in Cornwall .... You might as well go to France for one

[SambaS]

Yeah, buy this and let me have a drive if you would, thus saving me from 'having' to buy one myself! Secretly I really fancy a steer of the Samara too =)

Blackpool Yugo, full Mot:

This thing is litterally talking to me!

TEL/TEXT: 07904 989123... (BUY IT JOE)

Ain't gonna happen though.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ZASTAVA-YUGO- ... 0881122437

[willswitchengage]

 

Is that a Microsoft Windows button third along on the right? If I press it does the car crash?

[pompei]

Yugo seller wrote :-

THIS CAR IS SIMILAR TO : COSWORTH , SKYLINE , SAXO , SIERRA ,SUBARU IMPREZA , EVO ,SUPRA , MK1 ESCORT , MK 2 ESCORT , VIVA , FORD , CITROEN , ROVER , BMW ,ESCORT RS ETC...

 

[Cavcraft]

[kinkersaab]

^ It took me a minute or two, Billy. but mucho lolz when I got it.

[theorganist]

RE: That Renault 4

 

Lhd, still on french plates, in Cornwall .... You might as well go to France for one

 

True especially as he does not have any paperwork at all. It would be a royal PITA to get the DVLA to register it without a Carte Grise or any kind of receipt from the vendor!

 

If he had the paperwork I would be very tempted though, plus if he knocked £100 of the price.

[dieselnutjob]

about the third time I've seen this on ebay

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/261026755523

 

wish I had money/space/time etc. I really like the colour of this one.

 

Someone should save it

[skattrd]

Giffermatic Renault 5, MOT March 2013, £500 ono

 

 

I'm tempted, and it's not a million miles from me, but likely to be shot if get yet another car without selling one.