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philibusmo Rank: Renault 16

philibusmo

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ZOMG OUTRAGE OVER BANKERS BONUSES IN GOLD

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-FORD-ESC ... 337e36c7b7

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-B ... 2325d0e444

 

"I'm outraged" yelled Eloise Mizz, an avid Daily Mail reading cretin, "All these black, Muslim, lesbian, orphan bankers getting gold bonuses worth approximatly £500. Why don't they send them back to where they cam from?" After being informed that these bonuses were from Wiltshire and not Eastern Europe Ms Mizz began ranting about house prices, and how Ford Escorts give everyone cancer.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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On a potential score ratio of 1-10 I would rate this as 219.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ex-mod-brush- ... 2a269cbf9b

 

I would just change the name to Bush (instead of Brush) though, then just go round telling people that I call my missus 'electric' as she has pubes like 13A fusewire.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-VOLVO-34 ... 1032383055

 

Unfinished drift project

 

Ah, that old chestnut

 

only selling as I had a BMW 325i come up for the right money and now have too many projects....the dogs want there yard back.

 

This guy has never drifted a car in his life, too busy farting about buying old shit and hacking it up in his garden surrounded by dog turds

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/What-Is-Left- ... 0824808505

 

This looks fuggin brilliant, well the car doesnt, but the adventure of collecting it sounds fun!

 

You will need a trailer, a long tow rope, a strong car and patience to get this out the yard. We have sold the camper van that was also stored here and it took 3 hours to get it out the yard.

 

The yard is rubble, there is broken glass and nails. If you plan to bring a vehicle in to tow this car out with, you will needs boards to put down. I will not accept any responsibility for damage to your vehicle or personal injury whilst collecting this car.

 

You have been warned

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-VECT ... 1032863308

 

WE DID THE RUN FOR THE LINDA MCARTNEY FOUNDATION IN LIVERPOOL AND ANYTHING IT SELLS FOR OVER £995 WILL BE GIVEN TO THE CHARITY

 

What!!!! Anything over A FUCKING GRAND you're going to give to charity? STINGY BASTARDS!!!! I bet they raised all of £40 in sponsorship money, fucking pathetic.

RedSparrow Rank: Renault 16

RedSparrow

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Oh that 33 is something special. Looks to be in reasonable nick too. That steering wheel can fuck off back to Halfords though.

sporty-shite Rank: Renault 16

sporty-shite

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Oh, do I ever want that 33, but I reckon it will be considerably richer than my meagre budget.

 

In other new, I'm now high bidder on that Twingo from a couple of pages back!

philibusmo Rank: Renault 16

philibusmo

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825 Diesel.

 

Modern luxury motoring at its most miserable. Still it's got 12 months ticket and looks pretty good at these rather snazzy angles.

Spiny Norman Rank: Lancia Gamma

Spiny Norman

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-mk5-cort ... 0891033177

Can't argue with this, its the absolute HIPPO'S COCK! Love the spotlights. Imagine how good a set of SERCKS would look on here.

 

Fixing the suspension and replacing the chav alloys would improve it no end IMO. Red estate is exactly the same as the one my mate's Mum had yonks ago.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-mk5-cort ... 0891033177

Can't argue with this, its the absolute HIPPO'S COCK! Love the spotlights. Imagine how good a set of SERCKS would look on here.

 

Fixing the suspension and replacing the chav alloys would improve it no end IMO. Red estate is exactly the same as the one my mate's Mum had yonks ago.

 

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That's the only Cortina I've ever seen that looks good on modern wheels. I think every other one looks flaming horrific

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