eBay tat volume 3.

[wuvvum]

Those Mazda 121s are a fugging awesome bit of kit. Zero weight, pokey 1.3 engine, nice quick gearchange and no rev limiter means they're capable of leaving some much larger and more modern cars behind in a traffic light GP. At least in the dry - in the wet the skinny little 12" tyres just spin.

[Shep Shepherd]

That Astra is ace although the price seems a bit ripe considering it's a bit scabby round the edges.

 

This is just outstanding:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-CORTINA-2-0-1981-LHD-WITH-LPG-/221155910615?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item337deb63d7

 

 

Aside from a set of standard wheels I see nothing that could be improved on this.

 

Aside from the wheels, it looks like something from a salvage auction circa 1985

[Spiny Norman]

Cheap drop-top for summer. (May 17th - 22nd incl, June 6th and a nice afternoon in August, provisional - subject to change)

 

[Spiny Norman]

Ami Super - "One floor needs replacing"

 

[Spiny Norman]

CX2500IE Familiale, I so would...

 

 

Also, ideal candidate for 'First car you ever shagged in' thread.

[Felly Magic]

CX2500IE Familiale, I so would...

 

 

Also, ideal candidate for 'First car you ever shagged in' thread.

 

That is grade one FILTH!

[michael t]

This sort of looks as if it constantly has its front brakes jammed on, and its surrounded by dodgy looking oil marks http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Wolsel ... 23257ad811

 

[Luxobarges_Are_Us]

That Familiale would also make a good hearse.

[michael t]

I have bugger all to do with this hour so I might aswell waste it on Ebay

 

Nice beige Rialto, keep it away from the OFAH tribute turds (who cant distinguish between a Regal and a Rialto) http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/reliant-rialt ... 1e74cc5553

 

[michael t]

Possibly a little bit salty considering its not been on the road since the 90s. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-morris ... 3f1d18a35f

 

[KruJoe]

its surrounded by dodgy looking oil marks

Nah, those marks are indicative of it having been washed and driven into the shed wet for the piccies.

 

 

 

The title of this one has changed overnight:

scrap car saab

It was listed as a SAAB 9000 Carlsson! There's been a big price drop too. Looks like he's realised it's a spares car only, but won't hang about at £150 BIN!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/160929811066

[michael t]

Nah, those marks are indicative of it having been washed and driven into the shed wet for the piccies.

 

Its early ok haha

 

this looks stunning........oh hang on it needs welding, bye then.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-LANCIA-Y ... 35c1cb682d

 

[michael t]

Series 3 Allegro on Gumtree that needs a bit of work http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... 1003818361

 

[KruJoe]

^ Sadly, it looks ripe for engine rape.

 

 

The black and white Visa GTI is back on:

 

 

Big shite camper next to it?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/130809309230

[John F]

 

The black and white Visa GTI is back on:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/130809309230

 

The Visa must be one of the most miserable, dogshit vehicles to have ever received official go-fastering EVER.

 

From Wikipedia:

"It received good reviews about its ride, performance and roadholding, but due to its older, failed facelift looks and its five-doors, even with a much lower price than the chic 205 it was not a big seller. There are now only a few GTi's left on the UKs roads and most are in storage waiting to be restored and returned to the road."

 

Instant autoshite promotion to LIFE WINNAR for anyone that takes this one on, then

[FredTransit]

Series 3 Allegro on Gumtree that needs a bit of work http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... 1003818361

 

 

why is that on the surrey gumtree but the car is in GRIMSBY??

[Cavcraft]

Probably a Winnebego (sp?) bext to it, Joe. That Citroen is fab, someone should take it on.

 

 

 

Back in like the late seventies/early eighties it was actually the law you had to re-spray your car this colour, aka Council Estate Blue.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUDI-100-S-BL ... 2a2670a1f8

[michael t]

Escrot with shit alloys and spontaneous rust, in jewish racing gold, what more do you want!! http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-Ford-Esc ... 35c1c91c9c

 

No Mot/Tax

oh yeah, that

 

[pompei]

I like looking at the What Other People Are Buying section at the bottom of the ebay ads. With that lovely blue Audi, there are Blue Peter annuals

[michael t]

This is tasty http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PEUGEOT-405-1 ... 1e74bda333

 

There are a few faults with it as you would expect from a 18 year old car!

 

 

1. The drivers side window wont go up or down.

2. The fan belt sequels when cold.

3. The radio has been removed.

4. There is a slight judder from the clutch when moving of from standing but it changes gear fine.

5. There is a oil leak coming from some where - leaves a drop of oil on the floor when parked up.

 

 

I love a nice fan belt sequel

[Cavcraft]

Water Pump Strikes Back

[cort16]

I was just think the other day that 600's are getting pretty thin on the ground these days. I always thought it was a bit of a looker.

This one's just £300 if you fancy a shot.

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/rover-620/1003875955

[cort16]

Suspiciously cheap Smart car with misfire. Sounds ripe for an A-Series conversion like that fella did a couple of years ago.

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/2003-smart-car-pulse/1003817070

[cort16]

My hope is this thing's being broken. I think he's made some of the spec by the up (WTF's an alloy lobster top) but does get bonus points for spelling "brake" as brake and not break.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/renault-5-gt-turbo-9-turbo-11-turbo-/281029707175?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item416ead05a7

[michael t]

mmmmm, miserable-ness http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-ASTR ... 27cd5a4f12

 

In all fairness it doesn't sound that bad

FULLY SERVICED WITH NEW DIZZY CAP, ROTOR, PLUGS, LEADS ETC.

 

RUNS AND DRIVE GOOD.

 

DONE 117K.

 

HAS ORIGINAL HANDBOOKS AND MOTS BUT TILL 1998

 

[michael t]

This is well on its way to being a pretty decent earner if those bids keep flying in - 1 day 7 hours remaining http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-PEUGEOT- ... 4abec4a16a

 

[face]

This seems cheap - £695.

 

11 months MOT, 6 months road tax

 

66,500 miles

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201246492182500/usedcars?atcide=emgm3&logcode=emf

[cort16]

Another 1 grand low miler that no fugger will want.

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/citroen-xsara-2002-25000mls-genuine-low-mileage-for-sale-1000ono-tax-feb13-mot-jul13/1003605064

 

2006 Shity Rover for £360. I think I'm going to send this to the guy on the bargains thread trying to sell one for £2200

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/city-rover-solo-2006/1003891785

[TagoraSX]

The owner of that Audi has been trying to fence it on for 6.5k

 

He will be VERY lucky to get anywhere near the circa 3.5k he gave 4 Star Classics for it.

[Junkman]

Umm...

 

How about an Alter for your Ego?