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320touring Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

320touring

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These are another car which seem to have all but disappeared without anyone noticing.

 

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got to be grateful for small mercies

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eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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Ooh yes please!

 

Dodge Dynasty, which seem to have been imaginatively designed based on the womens jackets worn in the program Dynasty.

 

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-Dodge-dynasty-4-door-saloon-/252345789619?hash=item3ac0fb2cb3:g:7t0AAOSwtlhWFoDC

Safe to assume this will still be priced over-ambitiously, even without reading the listing.

 

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Where do I find this Rover?

320touring Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

320touring

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HYMEN!!!11!!!

 

as the burd and I are wont to shout upon spying a frontbottom style camper

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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Here's another one of those little Charades.  This one's only 200 quid BIN.  It's failed the MOT, but the failure doesn't look too life-threatening.

 

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wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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Slightly Pogweaseled but low mileage and top of the range turbo diesel Corsa for £295 ono with plenty of test.  If I had a bit more spare cash at the moment I'd be making a cheeky offer.

 

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Matt Rank: Renault 16

Matt

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-DAIHATSU-CHARADE-EL-SILVER-/121945472879

 

I like these, the essence of a small car, IIRC they're so basic they don't even have anti roll bars, which caused the Troy Queefs of the time to complain about the roly poly handling. £450 or best offer!

 

 

Here's another one of those little Charades.  This one's only 200 quid BIN.  It's failed the MOT, but the failure doesn't look too life-threatening.

 

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I was looking at these for a little while, they're neat little things. Have you ever been behind one? I ended up behind one in a car park and even in my similarly aged Swift the 'Hatsu looked hilariously narrow. The prices seemed a bit on the high side when I was looking at them (£1,200+ for a nice one).

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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the 'Hatsu looked hilariously narrow.

You're talking to a man who uses a Perodua Kenari as a daily... :-P

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wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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Yeah, but even so.

 

If I'd seen this before I bought the Saab, I might have gone for this instead.  I'm a sucker for 5-pot engines.  Would've saved me the trauma of going to Cleethorpes, too.

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

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One owner from new Vectra LS with 82k. If I had a big arse barn and free cash this'll be one of the many bit's I'd snap up and squirrel away for 10 years. Granted, it'll still be worth bugger-all, but it'll be rather bloody cool.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-VAUXHALL-VECTRA-LS-16V-GREEN-One-owner-from-new-Low-mileage-very-nice-car-/322065167910?hash=item4afc947626:g:LhQAAOSw5VZXBPTM

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Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-3-2-Saloon-XJ40-Auto-Rat-Rod-Show-Modified-RELISTED-DUE-TO-TIME-WASTER-/301921535843?hash=item464bed0763:g:f4sAAOSwwpdW7Wg-

This may upset some of the purists but I wanted to use a solid Jaguar and this was the best I looked at----There is a right load of rubbish out there so the hard work is done for you!!

FFS

 

This blokes a massive spanner.

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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This is advertised under Van / Pickup Parts and is therefore a potential bargain - if it weren't all the way up on the Wirral I'd be bidding myself, because I definitely* need another rusty project car.

 

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andrew e Rank: Lancia Gamma

andrew e

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That 827 is 5 minutes away from me... Luckily I go to Ypres in the morning.... Phew... Ramsden Heath I think (Chelmsford bins).

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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COR BLIMEY - FEAST YOUR EYES ON THIS!

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Passat-b1-1974-classic-not-Jetta-Golf-Scirocco-mk1-mk2-LHD-very-rare-/252346488375?hash=item3ac105d637:g:NpUAAOSwsN9XBW3P

 

Hardly any useful info in the ad, just a cut and paste Wiki entry for pointless bulk. It does look a beauty though, but I can already imagine some 37 year old bloke with a woolly hat and a skateboard ordering up coilovers and that... 

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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He called it a Chrysler though, so that's you out surely?

 

It's weird that so many people get this wrong, isn't it?

Do they also say Volkswagen Group Bentley? Or Rolls-Royce Motor Cars subsidiary of BMW AG?

Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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Look, it's a Ghia Si! 

 

it was running when parked up so I see no reason why it will not start with some petrol and a jump start.

 

It will not start because I am not getting into that cabin to insert the key.  It looks like if the airbag went off a tree would come out. 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Orion/121945612568

Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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Featured in and on:

Central TV…….Several times
BBC TV…….Several times
TopGear (Clarkson)
Sky TV
NYT
Bilen
Montag
Motor Boats Monthly
Motor Boats & Yachting
Auto Express
Varen
Fast Car
Autovisie
Womens Realm
Channel 4 Big Breakfast with Gaby Roslin
Daily Express
Rex
Daily Telegraph
Western Daily Press…….Several times
Gloucester Echo……. several times

 

 

AS SEEN IN WOMEN'S REALM

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AXrescuer Rank: Citroen Ami

AXrescuer

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-Previa-GS-Manual-Petrol-1998-R-reg-mot-24-Nov-2016-Mechanically-Perfect-/121947590258?hash=item1c64a48e72:g:OEAAAOSwJQdXBUdI

 

'she has never let me down'

 

'New clutch. Exhaust. 2 rear discs and pads. Front pads. New bushes on steering.' 

 

None of which let him down, of course

 

'I have sealed up the sunroof as they all leak, this doesn't.'

 

Fantastic.

So you think a car has let you down when normal service items need to be replaced?  Yeah okay then.

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