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michiel Rank: Renault 16

michiel

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More terrible photoshopping!!!! Why do they bother.

 

Reminds me of this one I just saw:

 

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GR8 work. Guess you can move the front 'numberplate' from one side to the other?

 

Also I don't think these Sebring reps are supposed to have wire wheels... it just looks silly.

triumph1300 Rank: Austin Maxi

triumph1300

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-FORD-ORION-CLASSIC-4-Door-Saloon-45mpg-/330820594470

 

Looks quite decent for 350 BIN.

 

IT COSTS AROUND £35 FOR 250 MILES ROUND TRIP AT 65-70 MPH - THATS 45MPG ON ITS 1297CC PETROL ENGINE & 4 SPEED GEAR BOX. AND WITH CAREFUL DRIVING AVERAGING 55MPH , IT WILL DO AROUND 48

 

WhatevAr!!!!

 

 

My mk4 escort 3dr estate would EASILY pull 40mpg on a run, and I could get more if I stuck at 50-55. I was surprised for an old car, not like my Volvo which is averaging 17 miles per fuckin gallon at the moment.

Mash Rank: Renault 16

Mash

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That mobile Post Office is fantastic, though nine large seems very salty.

 

The bloody reg number isn't included either. That boils my piss with a vehicle like this - the mobile POs were registered GPO 1, 2 and 3 which is kind of the whole fecking point. I know a lot of people will say it doesn't matter a toss but I damn well think it does.

dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

dollywobbler

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Bodywork looks shonky because that front wing is a Mk2 one with the Mk1 indicator just stuffed into it! An incredible car though. One for LankyTim. He'd become a BX hero.

michiel Rank: Renault 16

michiel

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http://fr.kapaza.be/anvers/matra-simca- ... 241227.htm

 

850€ for this which seems cheap, engine is in bits apparently but I bet these weigh rag all so just bring it home on the A.

 

Sorry to piss on your partyhat: Ad says 'not actual vehicle' and no photos available so don't ask... Pic is stolen from the internet: that one's owned by a Dutch Simca/Talbot fanatic who helped me once when I had the 1100. The photo shows his driveway near Amsterdam, not 'Lierre'.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Oh dear, sounds fairly terrible all round then! Specially the 'have no photos so don't ask'..... OK I won't!

R9UKE Rank: Citroen Ami

R9UKE

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Very, very nice but not at £500. If he needs the space urgently he'll accept £350 for his petrol guzzling whore with no tax or test. Then it's a deal.

CortinaDave Rank: Renault 16

CortinaDave

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This Mk4 Taunus/Cortina weirdly floats my boat. Its LPG converted too which is nice. Left hooker though and on polish plates. Seems to come up on ebay once every few months at around £1200 and never sells, so this time its relisted at ... £1500... cos that makes sense.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Cortina- ... 19d6610c34

worldofceri Rank: Renault 16

worldofceri

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That mobile Post Office is fantastic...

 

The bloody reg number isn't included either. That boils my piss...

 

Couldn't resist:

 

GPO1

Make VOLKSWAGEN

Model TIGUAN

Description ESCAPE TDI BMT 4M

 

GPO2

Make SEDDON/ATKINSON

 

No Irish or UK vehicle details were found for registration 'GPO3'

DSdriver Rank: Lancia Gamma

DSdriver

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R9UKE take a deep breath. v6 Xantia T&T'd for £395

 

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/citroen-xantia-v6-auto-exclusive/112863139

 

OH MY! If the C5 hadn't have just surfaced.... I think two V6 Citroens at once is enough for the white jacketed men to appear. Someone needs to buy this.

 

Seller writes

£395 no offers accepted, either you buy it or walk away please.

 

Tis a bloody long walk back to Kent so I think I'll pass on this occasion. The V6 is on my wish list though.

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