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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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I honestly would, but it generally makes life easier.

 

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Yeah, life is a complicated thing without such tosh.

Aston Martin Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Aston Martin

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'THE FIAT PUNTO HAS ALWAYS OUT SOLD CARS LIKE FORD FIESTA VAUXHALL CORSA WHY BECAUSE THERE FUN AND MORE COMFTABLE TO DRIVE'

 

 

 

A Corsa is like a Maybach in comparison to these, they're dreadful.

Asimo Rank: Isuzu Florian

Asimo

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From when Audi couldn't even be bothered to put the wipers on the steering wheel side.

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Why not - ? slammed and sunroof, otherwise yes.

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Much as I hate gimmicks and accessories even when original kit, I do like the parking pole. 

There is an '07 Grandeur on Autotrader for ten times the price. It looks cheaper and crapper in every possible way.

 

Oh and that red and white X5 looks quite good (for an X5), much less "up itself" than standard.

Just needs to lose the graphic and gain some 16" steel wheels.

phil_lihp Rank: Lancia Gamma

phil_lihp

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'This car screams out fun'

 

 

'THIS CAR HAS FULL 12 MTHS MOT FULL YEAR OF TROUBLE FREE MOTORING'

 

 

'THE FIAT PUNTO HAS ALWAYS OUT SOLD CARS LIKE FORD FIESTA VAUXHALL CORSA WHY BECAUSE THERE FUN AND MORE COMFTABLE TO DRIVE'

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2003-FIAT-PUNTO-1-2-ACTIV-FULL-12-MTHS-MOT-FULL-WAX-OILED-/322007788343?hash=item4af928eb37:g:x~IAAOSwuAVWu40Y

 

I imagine the author of this sat at their computer, red-faced, breathing heavily and trembling with rage whilst furiously hammering out the words that cannot express the true angst that racks their tortured soul.

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laser wheels Rank: Citroen Ami

laser wheels

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Looks clean with rear arches, what a waste. Why on earth would you scotch brite the paint?? 

 

Looking at the thread he appears to be having trouble shifting it. Does the bridge beckon?

laser wheels Rank: Citroen Ami

laser wheels

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This pretty much sums up 99% of Scenics. Dirty, battered about, Cat C, wheel trim missing with minging interior. Minus points for lack of (visible) crayons, 2p pieces, random items of cutlery and McDonald's toys 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-R-RENAULT-MEGANE-SCENIC-2-0-RXE-MPV-ESTATE-CAT-C-MOT-APRIL-3rd-/121892681696?hash=item1c615eb7e0:g:i4oAAOSwezVWvdQj

 

Am I wrong in thinking that £295 is slightly optimistic for this?

BorniteIdentity Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

BorniteIdentity

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OOOOOH!  Just the ticket.  Veg friendly Mercedes.

 

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Looks great.

 

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Decent advert.

 

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Kden.

 

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Can't say fairer than tha....

 

 

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Wait a minute...

 

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I've just asked him if he thinks it'll need much to pass another test.  I bloody hope he says no.

barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

barrett

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He red one is different, and much uglier. That one can s pretty convincing actually, probably better looking than a normal Equipe. Metro tail lamps and rear glass?

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