eBay tat volume 3.

[nacho man]

I wouldn't mind a quick fondle with one of these, just in same manner I wouldn't mind a quick fondle with Kate Garraway.

 

It would have to be quick and I couldn't really tell anyone.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Vectra-GSI-3-2-V6-24V-/221898138655?hash=item33aa28e41f

 

[nacho man]

Check this firecracker out.

 

 

£500!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

8v indestructible engine.       Check

12 months mot                      Check

low mileage.                          Check

 

 

 

 

 

Both rear arches still metal   Check

 

 

One downside.

 

 

3hrs left.

 

 

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Cavalier-Expression-1995-M-reg-57-000-miles-12-mths-MOT-Ex-condition-/141783907920?hash=item2102fabe50

[purplebargeken]

Cannot. Stop. Staring. At. The. Toad. Arrgghhh.

[nacho man]

Two in a row, another early 90's vauxhall stunner. Also note lack of brown stains on the rear arches.

 

This time though 450 pounds.

 

1.4 auto.

 

It's better than spending a night with a very drunk page 3 model wrestling in baby oil.

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-VAUXHALL-ASTRA-MERIT-AUTO-3-DOOR-/181884982102?hash=item2a59309356

[MarvinsMom]

everyone loves HYPNOTOAD.....

[mouseflakes]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/191702976556
 
'Spensive but nice. A close up view of the rear arch suggests the 'no rust' claim might be a little optimistic. But it's nice.
 

[anonymous user]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1971-Jaguar-XJ6-Coupe-Daimler-4-2-Auto-/131613757333?hash=item1ea4ca8f95

[Negative Creep]

Cannot. Stop. Staring. At. The. Toad. Arrgghhh.

 

 

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPO TOAD

[anonymous user]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1977-JAGUAR-XJ-4-2-automatic-COUPE-XJC-Stunning-example-49k-miles-only-/252083735866?hash=item3ab15c8d3a

 

This looks a much better one but nearly three times the price, it does have lovely beige velour though

[cort16]

That toad's just made me buy 2000 rolls of toilet paper on ebay.

[anonymous user]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Special-Vintage-Classic-for-Shows-Fun-or-Promotions-/231704547783?hash=item35f2aad1c7

[cort16]

Na it's not fucked M8 it's repaired with composite material. Still seems a bit salty given the vanos is rattling like a 70's washer dryer.

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/bmw/e39-bmw-m5-/1135614593

[andy18s]

 

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=427100694163571&set=gm.1140233579337563&type=3&theater

[spike60]

MG MAESTRO 2.0LTR EFI BLACK MOTD 39000 MILES

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MG-MAESTRO-2-0LTR-EFI-BLACK-MOTD-39000-MILES-ALL-OLD-MOTS-GETTING-RARE-/171950530558?hash=item28090cdffe

 

[Negative Creep]

Always thought they looked tough in MG/Turbo form

[garethj]

The last time I looked at Saabs anything that was made after GM took over was rubbish.  But apparently that's not the case and HOT ones are worth a look.  This one seems cared for even if taking a photo is beyond the owner.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/252101605683?_trksid=p2055119.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

 

[garethj]

Nice to see one of these not completely ruined by a chav

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/171950025002?_trksid=p2055119.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

 

[garethj]

Diesel converted coupe looks intriguing, something makes me think the seller is shady which could make for an interesting purchase but at least it doesn't have chrome wheelarch trims.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/262059632196?_trksid=p2055119.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

[garethj]

Fairly recent Forester, 11 years old is still new in my eyes.  Dunno if it's a 2 litre, 2.5 litre, turbo or not therefore you might be holding up the vicar pushing his bicycle or setting a fast lap around a snowy Nurburgring

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/271998527317?_trksid=p2055119.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

[skattrd]

No bonnet scoop on the Forrester usually means no turbo, apart from that bugadifino ... and that might be wrong as well

[cort16]

500 quid A2 with 10 months MOT. It is CAT C and the engine is making a tappy noise. 500 quid!

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-AUDI-A2-SILVER-spares-repair-salvage-starts-drive-11-month-mot-/252092397504?hash=item3ab1e0b7c0

[Aston Martin]

^These get written off instantly due to the alu body. The Cat C might be minor.

[Cavcraft]

What a brilliant idea for a wedding car. I mean, what self respecting bride doesn't want to arrive cramped up, smelling of burnt oil and thoroughly pissed off as she's two hours late because it rained 73 miles away and the stupid bastard thing didn't start?

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Award-winning-1980-AUSTIN-MORRIS-MINI-1000-/131614451809?hash=item1ea4d52861

 

'1st Prise Winner' 

 

Not for spelling, one assumes.

[garethj]

I notice the bride isn't wearing gloves, she's probably had to put one over the distributor cap to get through that heavy rain shower.

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/renault-kangoo-joey-campervan-/221900200442?hash=item33aa4859fa

 

 

'Kangaroos a bit when cold, but is ok once you give it a boot up the rusty bullet hole'

[outlaw118]

^^ groffle @ Joey-mobile....

(ask an adult why that's funny)

 

I typed in SHIT in Cars & Vehicles.....

1) http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-retro-pile-of-crappy-caravan-ready-for-shabby-shit-g-/121764804737?hash=item1c59bf7881an old caravan with a write up by someone who clearly thinks she's Victoria Coren-Mitchell (other clever witty birds are available.) Currently £255 with just over 30 minutes to go. In Cumbria. 

[outlaw118]

Or this, appears to be an accessory for a BMW motorbike. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-R850RT-1100-Shit-lever-/171531724106?hash=item27f016654a

 

 

BMW R850RT/1100 Shit lever

Laugh, I nearly shat.

[outlaw118]

It seems there's some bloke within ebay's admin department with a sense of humour....Under the promising* heading

 

 

More items related to shit

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-T4-campervan-newly-converted-/121764732684?hash=item1c59be5f0cA "newly converted" T4 on lovely* TRIMZYO

[outlaw118]

And a flying Escort....only £5850 BAARG!! http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-ESCORT-MK-1-RS-2000-1974-/151810171826?hash=item23589763b2

[outlaw118]

Nothing listed under SHITE or CRAP.

 

However, if you type in AUTOSHITE, it suggests AUTO WHITE and you get a Nissan 300ZX as your first opportunity.

 

yes, I'm bored.