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I have just mailed the seller of that shit Renault van to ask him if he wants a Bedford CF with big pictures of Edward 1st down the side and 'Longshanks' on the bonnet in part-ex.

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6848 UP for your VOLKSWAGEN UP! - cherished reg number, suits any age vehicle.

 

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This registration is rare

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This is the perfect registration to adorn your new Volkswagen UP! supermini. On retention certificate so ready to post out to you. Car for illustration purposes only.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mini-/110959217832

 

Nice work cockknocker, much more important to be able to see the owner than the car he's selling

 

bad points indercators dont work and the egnition will not turn off its a small electrcal walt(wire might not be conectid not sure )

 

Don't try too hard will you! :roll: To be fair he only wants £2000, you can't expect all the wires to be conectid for that kind of money can you.

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Have a properly ace looking Mini to make up for Farmer Tossface's shit effort:

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1965-CRAYFORD ... 2c689e17a4

 

Just hope it doesn't go to some spacker who'll either over restore it or put loads of stupid shit on it.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mini-/110959217832

 

Nice work cockknocker, much more important to be able to see the owner than the car he's selling

 

bad points indercators dont work and the egnition will not turn off its a small electrcal walt(wire might not be conectid not sure )

 

Don't try too hard will you! :roll: To be fair he only wants £2000, you can't expect all the wires to be conectid for that kind of money can you.

 

Be fair Bo11s, life ain't easy for a boy named Doris

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Chloë and Carl's "vauckhall" corsa 1.4 sri custom

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauckhall-cor ... 23233a8ba1

 

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"A COUPLE OV CHIPS HERE AND THERE"

 

"ZEON HEAD LIGHTS LED SIDE LIGHTS WHICH SET THIS CAR RIGHT OFF"

 

"WILL PUT MORE PICS ON LATER OV CAR AND STERIO"

 

"INTRIA IS BASIC SRI INTERIA"

 

"SELLING CAR AS I AM LOOKING FOR A GSXR 1000 OR 750" - probably not a good idea......

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"A COUPLE OV CHIPS HERE AND THERE"

 

I watch TV and am stupid. Therefore I deduce that the chips upon this orange sports car can be easily rectified using a large household paint brush.

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^^ So he got one of the few Crayford Fiestas and fucked it up with a hideous body kit. What a winner.

Amazingly has some bids.

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^^ So he got one of the few Crayford Fiestas and fucked it up with a hideous body kit. What a winner.

Amazingly has some bids.

 

and he has done all that fibreglass work but left the original door mirror holes?

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Check out this little belter! £150, no bids, T&T next year and finishes on Thursday.

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Metro auto, out of T&T but with a 1275cc engine and shredded tyre :?

 

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I think this MG metro is out of the danger zone for engine rapeage, and is mighty fit

 

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Late 240 auto, ex-funeral car, very nice, long T&T £1350

 

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Half the price of the 240 and twice as fast ... £595 for a T5 with a years MOT and 6 months rent = BARG

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-JAGUAR-X ... 3a7a551e9d

 

'this apparently was paint stripper thrown over it, which has left almost 'slug trails' look a likes over part of the car, i have photographed the worst and hopefully you can just about make out the severity of this damage'

 

OMG it's almost INVISIBLE.

 

'the reason i am selling this is due to another purchase of a car and not enough room on the drive'

 

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