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Coprolalia Rank: Renault 16

Coprolalia

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Two door Nova saloon.

 

Advert scores highly on my sellers-a-twat-o-meter with all the mentions of redtop conversions.

 

£250 with a day left

 

stolen recovered, but looks to have avoided grot otherwise

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-nova-saloon-1-2-merit-rally-conversion-trackday-classic-road-xe-redtop-/121685423915?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item1c5504372b

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nacho man Rank: Renault 16

nacho man

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I was following a brand new discovery sport this morning, I was thinking to myself how small and fancy pants it looks, no re used range rover separate chassis on that girly roader.

 

So all day at work I have been thinking about getting an early one.

 

This looks a peach, a earlish 2.0 pez for extra shite points.

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Land-Rover-Discovery-2-0-MPI-1993-ONLY-86K-IN-GREAT-SHAPE-MUST-BE-SEEN-/261941832829?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item3cfcf32c7d

brickwall Rank: Lancia Gamma

brickwall

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It's an MPi. Stay away unless you want to drop summit bigger in.

nacho man Rank: Renault 16

nacho man

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I know there shite, but I like the idea of 14 bhp pulling me along lethargically. 

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anonymous user Rank: Isuzu Florian

anonymous user

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It's an MPi. Stay away unless you want to drop summit bigger in.

I was quite happy with mine, okay it didn't tow like my 4.2 LSE Range Rover, but it was quite adequate for towing an HGF Rover and for pulling a Daimler Dingo out of a garage and pushing it back in again. Also it was sprightly enough for me to get done for speeding on the M4.

brickwall Rank: Lancia Gamma

brickwall

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Well, it looks like there is some love for them! We had a works one back in the day and it's fuel consumption was terrible due to having to floor it all the time. I also found that the gears were difficult to match the revs.

doobietoo Rank: Renault 16

doobietoo

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Nice car shame about the attitude......

 

 

 

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I also believe anyone who says Vot is best price needs to be deported. 

Its £350 as it is. 

 

Talk to me if you're serious about owning it.
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Lacquer Peel Rank: Talbot Tagora

Lacquer Peel

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It's an MPi. Stay away unless you want to drop summit bigger in.

 

I've always wondered what a Disco would go like with a T-series turbo dropped in.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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I would never normally use the term 'spackers' due to how downright offensive it is. Yet somehow it seems the appropriate combination of offensiveness and infantility to describe any person who thinks either of those barry wagons is an acceptable way to get about.

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nacho man Rank: Renault 16

nacho man

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$_57.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/J618HGX-/111688329476?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item1a0124a904

 

What the hell is this thing. 

 

Bet the title will tell me, 

 

oh

 

J618HGX
This was bought Five years ago for £10,000

 


 

lol

 

one of only five ever made so you could be in an owners club with very few members but so Exclusive

 

 

 

Bet that forum is a hive of activity.

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Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Pillock

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I looked at the red, erm, "thing" and I despaired. I looked at the way the wheels don't even sit in the arches, and the way it's been designed by someone who once had a toddler describe a Ferrari to them whilst being distracted by Mr Tumble on TV.

 

Then I saw the Renner 5 on the previous page, and it reminded me of one of those zig-zaggy warships where nothing lines up and it's designed to confuse you into not knowing what is what so you don't know where to aim a torpedo. Something about the wheel, the headlamp and the fleshlight arrangement on the front wing does it.

 

 

Then I saw the Lancia, and my trousers ACTUALLY exploded.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I would never normally use the term 'spackers' due to how downright offensive it is. Yet somehow it seems the appropriate combination of offensiveness and infantility to describe any person who thinks either of those barry wagons is an acceptable way to get about.

 

 

I agree, so let's have a look at this 'differently abled brained' pile of offensive looking wank

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-T5-Camper-van-2012-unique-custom-built-volkswagen-california-sportline-/331591096781?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item4d345e99cd

 

£45,000 (FORTY FIVE THOUSAND POUNDS!) for an horrifically shit van with a mildly appropriate number plate. 

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