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CreepingJesus Rank: Renault 16

CreepingJesus

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What's that you say? MOAR V6 Renner Grenade Special action? Why certainly sir...

 

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Lag V6 RTi for sale or swap.

 

looking for 600 or swap for a bmw or anything considered

 

600 whats? On the other hand, I've got most of a cup of Earl Grey here, and half a Caramel Log. Would that do? Ok, I'll chuck in the 3 slightly squashed JPS I 'found' in the glovebox the other day... :D

M'coli Rank: Isuzu Florian

M'coli

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Fish or black pudding suppers are my favourite, I've never seen this type of meal on a Scottish chippy's menu.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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The number plate on that red kit car thing almost reads 'You wally' which is a good message for any potential buyer.

quicksilver Rank: Renault 16

quicksilver

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The number plate on that red kit car thing almost reads 'You wally' which is a good message for any potential buyer.

and that alone must make it worth eleventy bazillion quid, OMG TEH PLATE SPELLS A WORD!!

jonny69 Rank: Renault 16

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That red kit is the ugliest thing I have ever seen. At what point do you open a brochure or see one at a trade stand and go 'that looks great, I want one'? Never. At least some kit cars look passable as normal cars, but not this.

 

I think I want it.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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This one right here, is for all you smart folks out there,

making smarty Artie decisions….

 

Here comes the gadget spazzer, (Plug him in)

 

I think he's a VW whazzer, (Plug him in)

 

Got a draining board made of plazza, (Plug him in)

 

How useful is that?

 

Your VW now looks shat,

 

But, ask yourself gadget guy - Can you do this?

 

oh! oh! (He’s the gadget master, and he makes pasta{repeat})

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vw-beetle-197 ... 4abc40c114

 

'GREAT FOR WEDDING HIRE '

 

Find me one single bird that would want to squeeze into the back of that in her wedding dress and arrive at the church with no fillings and stinking of Four Star, and I'll show you a woman you really don't want to mess with.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Exactly and that car has all the hallmarks of someone with shit loads of money throwing darts at a Beetle specialists tat catalogue and buying everything he/she hit.

 

 

 

Plate raped plastic bullet IN CREWE.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bond-Mini-Car ... 3a79eecaee

 

'The name's Bond'

{yawn} let me guess, James?

No, Uni. I'm here to fill your crack.'

Richard Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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Exactly and that car has all the hallmarks of someone with shit loads of money throwing darts at a Beetle specialists tat catalogue and buying everything he/she hit.

 

A lot of it's in the feedback, less than a month old.

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