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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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Polish LPG'd Polo
[img]http://is02.thegumtree.com/image/extrabig/151980370.jpg[/img]

The lpg tank barely takes up any space in the boot.
[img]http://is03.thegumtree.com/image/extrabig/151980451.jpg[/img]
[url]http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/great-polo-mk2lpglhd13injected-engine/111043481[/url]

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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That early Cav is brilliant. One (petty, minor) gripe is that they look better in shit non-metallic colours. If that still has any of the underneath left (especially near the back) it's a bloody bargain.

 

ARNOLD CLARK IS A TWAT RIP OFF SHIT SALESMEN MECHANICS ARE WANKERS. SCRAPPAGE SCHEME ROBBED MY DEAD NAN'S FRONT BOTTOM. You about now, Fiatdaft? :lol:

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-FIAT-UNO ... 337c131756

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

trigger

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Cavaliers sold already, I was thinking about it myself but with no tax left on it, it would have been a PITA to get back home again.

Richard Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Richard

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I remember driving these when they were current. It would still be a PITA to drive home if it had a year's tax on it.

retrogeezer Rank: Renault 16

retrogeezer

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Cav was a bargain, the number plate almost says CAR SEX too.....worth it for that alone!

Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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Cav was a bargain, the number plate almost says CAR SEX too.....worth it for that alone!

 

LOL at what CAR SEX was issued to:

 

Registration: CAR 53X

Make: Bedford

Model: Chevanne (Car Derived Van)

Colour: White

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Spot on FesteringManta and welcome in!

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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The S1 has to be absolutely the best looking of all the XJ range, this MUTHAFLIPPER is a V12 too. £1,500 SBO, what a bargain.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/DAIMLER-DOUBL ... 27cb075f1d

 

'Fitted approx ten years ago with a Series Three XJ 6 4.2 six cylinder injection engine. Engine runs but does not seem to want to rev up very much.'

 

Shove it up your arse.

gtd2000 Rank: Renault 16

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Isn't that an NSU (foreground, right) followed by an old Civic [?], Mk2 Granadz and a Mk4 Cortina?

 

I'd have said the NSU was a Simca?

dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

dollywobbler

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Fantastic! I've got a water pump for a Ford 1.6 diesel. Thought they'd all disappeared. Chance of selling the pump has risen to 0000000.3%!

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I can't compete with that Astra van (and I'm still LOLING over it) I don't think anyone will match that tonight. Have a weedy in comparison Escort estate.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MODIFIED-1998 ... 27cb081bfa

 

How the COCKING hell has this knob cheese spent six grand on that? Also (for maximum money wastage skills) he's spent £1,000 on an alarm for it. I can imagine that being RLY hard to spot if it got TWOCED one night.

 

'Oh hi, is that police? Somone's stolen my customised Escort estate. The Colour? Oh, it's several shades of snot green metallic, but not one pissing panel looks like another. Anyhing else that stands out? Erm..oh yeah, I painted the dashboard green and the front end looks like the bonnet is trying to shit the headlights out when it's got bad constipation'

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