eBay tat volume 3.

3,549 · September 3, 2012

^

I'd drive it

47,376 · September 3, 2012

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-sierra-2 ... 0843176014

2.3 Indenor!! Replace with a 2.5 turbo out of an LDV Convoy for the ultimate in noisy smoky fast oldskool diesel ecstasy.

4,319 · September 3, 2012

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... ink:top:en

These SAAB 95s and 96s are fucking ace. If I didn't have a rusty Lancia currently sat on the drive I would be all over this.

September 3, 2012

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ws/eBayISAPI. ... SS:GB:1123

Must be room for this in the fleet

Ã‚Â£1K-ish for an 05 step this way !

3,600 · September 3, 2012

I SELL CAR

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/i-sell-volvos ... 2ec16604fb

47,376 · September 3, 2012

Three hundred of your finest English pounds for this fine Polish left hooker

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lefthand-car-polonez-/170899460637?_trksid=p5197.m1992&_trkparms=aid%3D111000%26algo%3DREC.CURRENT%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D14%26meid%3D1552237060164331261%26pid%3D100015%26prg%3D1006%26rk%3D1%26

I'm especially liking the "couldn't be arsed to get out of my own car to take a photo" picture

Presumably Polish plates are quite useful in ensure speeding fines and parking tickets get "lost in the system"?

I've been on to the seller of this and am quite tempted to buy it, he says he'll sell outside of eBay. Any reasons why I should not? its a 1996 model apparently, will it have a carb/points and no chance of passing a basic emission test?

19,600 · September 3, 2012

1,451 · September 3, 2012

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=170904662212&ssPageName=ADME:B:SS:GB:1123

Must be room for this in the fleet

Ã‚Â£1K-ish for an 05 step this way !

V6 for less

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/280940386752? ... 1555.l2649

September 3, 2012

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1969-slammed- ... 6rk%3D3%26

What the bloody fuck in the name of all that is holy is this donkey on?

Sorry IT illiterate but had to be seen!

3,600 · September 3, 2012

thought it was a good ad until the B-BOY skank showed up and spoiled it

September 3, 2012

exactly that. Sure he's well known on the scene. Sure some life style buyer will pay something daft for it seeing as it's not on air bags or hydraulics...

131,873 · September 3, 2012

Worl'd tallest man in oral sex with Trabant exhaust shocker

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TRABANT1-1-co ... 3cca5d1333

'bc im not useing but all parts are perfectly working'

3,934 · September 3, 2012

Good God......

23,761 · September 3, 2012

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1969-slammed-vw-panel-van-hustler-/150889262625?_trksid=p2045573.m2102&_trkparms=aid%3D555001%26algo%3DPW.CURRENT%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D34%26meid%3D1792463999724680769%26pid%3D100034%26prg%3D1030%26rk%3D3%26

What the bloody fuck in the name of all that is holy is this donkey on?
Sorry IT illiterate but had to be seen!

I.T. Illiterate? Have you read the advert?

REAL BUSHEY WHITE HAIR THAT COMBS UP NICELY AFTER HIS HAD A WASH

THE REAL FUEL HOLE IS NO MORE CAUSE REAR TUBES ARE HIGH

WARTIME HEADLAMP GAURDS SO NO ONE CAN BOMB YOU AT NIGHT, GOT TO BE CAREFULL!

BRAKE PADEL NORMS

Surprised he had time to do any work on the car as he probably spends most of his week reading the latest copy of the Beano.

3,600 · September 3, 2012

looks like one of them east17/e17 fucks circa 1992

131,873 · September 3, 2012

VW shit tip seller a strong contender for 'Cockwad of the year'. God alone knows what any of that rubbish he's typed means and God alone knows how absolutely fucking awful that ringpiece on wheels looks. Man.

This looks tasty

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Sierra-1 ... 337bc52389

September 3, 2012

Anyone want to buy a For Sale? I assume it's the classic one as I found it under Classic Cars For Sale.

Oh hang on, the make's Classic Cars and the model's a For Sale.

Shame it's not the diesel version.

I'd a had it.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/for-sale-/110 ... v4exp=true

23,761 · September 3, 2012

Anyone want to buy a For Sale? I assume it's the classic one as I found it under Classic Cars For Sale.
Oh hang on, the make's Classic Cars and the model's a For Sale.
Shame it's not the diesel version.
I'd a had it.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/for-sale-/110 ... v4exp=true

Do those rear arches look a little ill defined as they 'blend' back into the body?

Google Images Photos of an XR3i

9,833 · September 3, 2012

This looks a bit of alright for Ã‚Â£1500!

2.9k · September 3, 2012

OMG FAUX-PAS PICTURE QUOTE.

This looks tasty

'Handles like it's on rails.'

14,714 · September 4, 2012

5 litre V8 for less than a grand? You too could be mistaken for a showbiz star from Neighbours

44,574 · September 4, 2012

5 litre V8 for less than a grand? You too could be mistaken for a showbiz star from Neighbours
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Fairlane-AU-5-0L-V8-Right-Hand-Drive-/221101411017?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item337aabcac9&_uhb=1#ht_631wt_1288&clk_rvr_id=383236633312

It's frigging SOUGHT AFTER! Putting 'sort after' pisses me off almost as much as cills. Looks like Grade A Autoshite though. Super barg.

9,238 · September 4, 2012

with a hint of digital dash for winnas this looks a right bargain to me

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-FIAT-TIP ... 27ca4ba268

47,376 · September 4, 2012

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FSO-Truck-wit ... 0973723429

LOve these things, they're just so utterly shite in all possible ways.

9,238 · September 4, 2012

Mingebag motoring at it's worst.

at the flick of a switch you can fill up your air filter housing with lpg.The tank itself is securely installed using ratchet straps.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1967-MORRIS-M ... 6rk%3D1%26

9,238 · September 4, 2012

here we have....some illegal numberplates

lowered aswell but not too badly fooked about.Be quick ends 8 O'clock tomorrow morning.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-FORD-FIE ... 2c67ce4109

4.5k · September 4, 2012

Three hundred of your finest English pounds for this fine Polish left hooker

Presumably Polish plates are quite useful in ensure speeding fines and parking tickets get "lost in the system"?

I've been on to the seller of this and am quite tempted to buy it, he says he'll sell outside of eBay. Any reasons why I should not? its a 1996 model apparently, will it have a carb/points and no chance of passing a basic emission test?

Hey, just seen in his FSO thread benno has a mate with a RHD one for sale.

9,238 · September 4, 2012

So it's only the two door ones that are worth as much as a mid terrace house in Consett then ?

six hours to go and only one bid.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MK1-ESCORT-4- ... 19d4c9b81b

27,046 · September 4, 2012

Mingebag motoring at it's worst.
[picture]
at the flick of a switch you can fill up your air filter housing with lpg.The tank itself is securely installed using ratchet straps.
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1967-MORRIS-M ... 6rk%3D1%26

That frame the tank is strapped to - I wonder if that's actually attached to the car or just those bits of wood?

1.6k · September 4, 2012

OMG FAUX-PAS PICTURE QUOTE.

This looks tasty

'Handles like it's on rails.'

eBay tat volume 3.

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