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NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

NorfolkNWeigh

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The one interesting thing about this 2003 petrol Rangie with no history and no mention of a gearbox or front diff replacement, is that they reckon it has an lpg kit that cost £900. Seems very cheap,especially as everything else listed in the vandalism by the ( Drug) 'Lord 'is over exaggerated price wise .

If £900 lpg is possible that makes an early V8 for around £5k look almost sensible,WCPGW? No,don't tell me .

155V6 Rank: Lancia Gamma

155V6

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That VW Fire Engine thing looks creepy to me,his other stuff is interesting though  8)

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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The 2.5di transit engine isn't the worst in the world is it? I'd love one of these early RR's that one look pretty sensibly priced if it isn't totally rotten.

It's being sold by Barretts.  It'll be fucked.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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I kind of hoped Barrett's would be staffed by swish looking dudes in purple corduroy .

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Prototype he says, fair old collection of our range of cars in the background, too...

 

$_84.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-ROVER-827-COUPE-AUTO-GREY-PROTOTYPE-J707SAC-/251609500635?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3a95184bdb#ht_118wt_1275

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Boldest statement EVER?

 

BUY WITH CONFIDENCE

 

$_84.JPG

 

Renault Laguna

 

BUY IN CONFIDENCE

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2005-RENAULT-LAGUNA-ESTATE-EXPRESSION-MANUAL-BUY-WITH-CONFIDENCE-/371116048793?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item56683d8199#ht_1985wt_1275

 

Buy in confidence from one of the largest main Honda dealers in Europe

 

 

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because the car got few problem and the seller dont tell me

 

 

 

BUY WITH CONFIDENCE

 

 

 

iconNeg_16x16.gif AVOID*AVOID-Sold Fabia we won, lost money on train tickets, Cynical & ruthless!!

 

BUY WITH CONFIDENCE

 

 

 

iconNeg_16x16.gif NO RETURNED CALLS, SOLD CAR AFTER INSURANCE & COLLECTION ARRANGED. AVOID.

 

 

BUY WITH CONFIDENCE

 

 

iconNeu_16x16.gif car was rough! and thats been kind, total waste of time and money

 

BUY WITH CONFIDENCE

 

 

iconNeu_16x16.gif i bought the car major falt in car i spend £500 he just give me £150 back

 

 

BUY WITH CONFIDENCE

 

 

iconNeg_16x16.gif you dissapoint me bcs of you lie me i lost other car and i have extra cost....

 

BUY WITH CONFIDENCE

 

 

iconNeu_16x16.gif car 80% ok mot 4months short as listed and no cd player as listed

 

 

BUY WITH CONFIDENCE

 

 

iconNeg_16x16.gif Very Dishonest People! Told me car was un roadworthy but sold it to someone else

 

BUY WITH CONFIDENCE

 

 

 

iconNeg_16x16.gif Car had major fault. Wouldn't give refund. Took 1 mth to get money for repair

 

BUY WITH CONFIDENCE

 

 

 

iconNeg_16x16.gif Nice Bloke, AWFUL car, V.Bad description in AD, they aren't Honda but Automart

 

 

BUY IN CONFIDENCE

 

 

iconNeg_16x16.gif Wasted my time and money. Car was not in condition as advertised. Don't buy here

 

BUY IN CONFIDENCE

 

 

 

iconNeg_16x16.gif Milegae incorrect, no explanation about the category D.Seller very rude on phone

 

BUY IN CONFIDENCE

 

 

 

iconNeg_16x16.gif paid 770 for car never mind 350 for cambelt + new tyres wheels + clucth and more

 

BUY IN CONFIDENCE

 

 

 

iconNeg_16x16.gif Do not buy from this honda dealers. IT IS A BIG SCAM. STAY AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

BUY IN CONFIDENCE

 

 

 

iconNeg_16x16.gif DROVE 70 MILES TO PICK UP AS ARRANGED WITH MARC, CAR HAD BEEN SOLD, V POOR.

 

 

BUY IN CONFIDENCE

 

 

iconNeg_16x16.gif Gearbox was knackered.Not as described.Avoid

 

BUY IN CONFIDENCE

 

 

iconNeg_16x16.gif avoid never returned calls took a month to get paperwork for vehicle i bought

 

BUY IN CONFIDENCE

 

 

 

iconNeg_16x16.gif * AVOID AVOID CAR NOT AS DESCRIBED BE AWARE CLEVER PHOTO TAKING AVOID AVOID *

 

BUY IN CONFIDENCE

 

 

 

iconNeg_16x16.gif i won bid went 140 miles was told car has broken down im sure somebody paid more

 

BUY IN CONFIDENCE

 

 

 

iconNeg_16x16.gif Mileage wrong ,pictures showed clean car,but car filthy.Otherwise ok

 

BUY IN CONFIDENCE

 

 

 

iconNeg_16x16.gif Car needed 4 tyres and new breaks all round not as described

 

 

BUY IN CONFIDENCE

 

 

 

iconNeg_16x16.gif We travelled a long way and the car was not as described and not roadworthy

 

 

So, there you go. Buy in confidence. That they are utterly untrustworthy.

 

'**PLEASE DO NOT BE PUT OFF BY OUR FEEDBACK. OUR EBAY DEPARTMENT IS NOW UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT!**

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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That's why carcraft aren't on ebay.

 

I turned up and car was actually a potato. Also the stereo didn;t work. B- not a great ebayer

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Wilko220 Rank: Renault 16

Wilko220

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Doesn't "buy IN confidence" mean discreetly - like getting handed a porno from under the counter in a brown paper bag...

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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877405039082004.jpg

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/691081644.htm?ca=7_s

 

Phwoar!!! If I had this first I'd wash it in a 100.6:1 solution of de-ionised Buxton spring water and Poorboys' 'WASH LEVEL 1 SURFACTANT FLUID' using a natural sponge from the pacific ocean near Pitcairn island and a mimimum of 3 bucket changes. Then I'd use Meguiars ROUGH CUT NO.1 EURO PAINT CLAY using RENNER SURFACE LEVELLING TECHNOLOGY to remove baked-on impurities such as popping candy, penguin shit and space junk from the now open-pored paintwork (yes paint does have pores you know, not unlike the velvety soft yet firm cheeks of the unsullied, miraculous teenage boy that I still am at heart). Next the paint would need sealing with BRITEMAX Z8741X SPECSAVER AUTOMOTIVE SURFACE CURATIVE TREATMENT within a maximum 6-hour window using 3-5lb pressure at all times to ensure the Panthenol Pro-vitamin B5 penetrates to the required depth of 3-6 microns.  Of course you cant leave it like that if your results are to last longer than 1 minute so I'd then apply 4 coats of MONKEY NUTS' 'VAN HALEN' EXTRA VIRGIN MIGHTY CHUMP WAX as its natural candle-derived secret formula of WAX gives a shine VISIBLY DIFFERENT TO OTHER SHINES achievable with inferior products and GOD DAMN IT AM I EVER GOING TO BE ABLE TO AFFORD A PLACE OF MY OWN

Cheggers Rank: Lancia Gamma

Cheggers

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877405039082004.jpg

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/691081644.htm?ca=7_s

 

Phwoar!!! If I had this first I'd wash it in a 100.6:1 solution of de-ionised Buxton spring water and Poorboys' 'WASH LEVEL 1 SURFACTANT FLUID' using a natural sponge from the pacific ocean near Pitcairn island and a mimimum of 3 bucket changes. Then I'd use Meguiars ROUGH CUT NO.1 EURO PAINT CLAY using RENNER SURFACE LEVELLING TECHNOLOGY to remove baked-on impurities such as popping candy, penguin shit and space junk from the now open-pored paintwork (yes paint does have pores you know, not unlike the velvety soft yet firm cheeks of the unsullied, miraculous teenage boy that I still am at heart). Next the paint would need sealing with BRITEMAX Z8741X SPECSAVER AUTOMOTIVE SURFACE CURATIVE TREATMENT within a maximum 6-hour window using 3-5lb pressure at all times to ensure the Panthenol Pro-vitamin B5 penetrates to the required depth of 3-6 microns. Of course you cant leave it like that if your results are to last longer than 1 minute so I'd then apply 4 coats of MONKEY NUTS' 'VAN HALEN' EXTRA VIRGIN MIGHTY CHUMP WAX as its natural candle-derived secret formula of WAX gives a shine VISIBLY DIFFERENT TO OTHER SHINES achievable with inferior products and GOD DAMN IT AM I EVER GOING TO BE ABLE TO AFFORD A PLACE OF MY OWN

Genius, just genius...

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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This looks like a Kinder Surprise toy that's crashed into a Renault Espace bonnet and melted.

 

$_84.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-TOYOTA-HIACE-SUPER-CUSTOM-JAPANESE-IMPORT-SURF-VAN-DAY-VAN-TRANSFORMER-/291209551931?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item43cd71203b#ht_2016wt_1275

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