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anonymous user Rank: Isuzu Florian

anonymous user

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Oh No! it must be the millenium bug at last or terrorists, it's the end of the world, has anyone seen my tin-foil hat.

saucedoctor Rank: Renault 16

saucedoctor

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Boll is on the money. BT have fucked up. Outage since 09:30.

HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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This looks like a bit of a bargain at £400 BIN. 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Audi-100-Quattro-1992-J-2-8-V6-rare-manual-saloon-150-495-miles-MOT-tax-/161324013843

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Idle in my driveway for past 2 months and has now developed power steering hose leak.

 

Still. £400.

 

*EDIT* Just noticed Totland bay is on the Isle of Wight so it may be a trap to lure you there before they kill you and do disgusting things with your corpse.

  • beko1987 and Junkman
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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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About 30 mins from here, Wuvv. Happy to help out collecting it or something if you want.

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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This looks nice.  In Walesshire though so ah'm oot.

 

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I saw this with about two minutes to go! No idea what's on it by way of t&t, but given the timing I banged a hasty bid in. I'm top bidder but RNM, so let'ssee if I get a message...

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eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Well I just phoned the seller of that green Volvo.  He wants £1000 for it, so my bid was some way short!  He's not in any hurry to sell.  I wished him luck.  I've got a bid in on a Saab finishing this afternoon too, and there are other candidates over the next day or two.  Something will turn up.

Alfamale Rank: BL Wedge

Alfamale

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Cheap GTV

 

 

It's noisy, it rattles, bits work when they feel like it, and bits drop off every now and again.

 

 

 

 

Surely the phrase "They all do that Sir" is what that quote was made for
drum Rank: Renault 16

drum

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/2000-volvo-v70-t5-se-estate/1071146032#photo-content

A Scottish T5 advert that has all the autoshiter hallmarks.

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We'll spare the obligitory 'one careful owner / full history / genuine reason for sale' type crap and cut to the chase...

 

...using that well known 'parking by Braile' technique. ...

 

... I'll be a hero and claim I did it drifting and running the wall at Driftland. But I didn't. Truth be told it was there when I bought it. It adds character and acts as a warning to those who drive brand new German cars to remain at a safe distance...

 

...won't entertain offers of an X-Box and a broken i-phone in exchange and I won't meet you in a petrol station on the outskirts of Manchester...

 

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I don't want a part exchange unless you have an 850 or early V70 in T5 or R flavour.

catsinthewelder Rank: Lancia Gamma

catsinthewelder

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Would repeatedly,  anyone want to buy my car's' /

 

anyhow this is on our local faceache buy/sell whatsit,  wor lass has offered to do pm'idge if any of you fancy it.

 

10416594_779745355390018_456704681670656

10513248_779745382056682_455074332744661

 

For sale or swap for the right car looking for something smaller.
Volvo 240 2.3i glt
I'm only 19 and this is cheap to insure for me as parent as main driver just moved out so need something smaller it has 4 months tax and not until January no adviserys on last one great car and won best estate at show 2 weeks ago
£1300. O.N.O or swap for corsa/ saxo/ micra
that sort of car

 

Someones offered him a KA and he's tempted so be quick Scotland,  can assist with collection capers if required.  I saw ths in town the other week and it's rather nice :).

  • anonymous user, Minimad5 and Junkman
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Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-E-Audi-80-S-Auto-MOT-12-months-99k-miles-VG-condition-perfect-runner-/181451061311?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2a3f53783f

 

£595 BIN

 

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1984-OPEL-MONZA-3-0-E-AUTO-mot-taxed-tidy-modern-classic-/231267089930?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item35d897be0a

 

£995 BIN

 

 

 

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Postman Pat received a Papal visitation

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CLASSIC-MINIVAN-MINI-POPEMOBILE-RARE-AUSTIN-ROVER-VAN-/331241204851?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4d1f83ac73

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HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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Would repeatedly,  anyone want to buy my car's' /

 

anyhow this is on our local faceache buy/sell whatsit,  wor lass has offered to do pm'idge if any of you fancy it.

 

10416594_779745355390018_456704681670656

10513248_779745382056682_455074332744661

 

For sale or swap for the right car looking for something smaller.

Volvo 240 2.3i glt

I'm only 19 and this is cheap to insure for me as parent as main driver just moved out so need something smaller it has 4 months tax and not until January no adviserys on last one great car and won best estate at show 2 weeks ago

£1300. O.N.O or swap for corsa/ saxo/ micra

that sort of car

 

Someones offered him a KA and he's tempted so be quick Scotland,  can assist with collection capers if required.  I saw ths in town the other week and it's rather nice :).

 

Hows he fancy a Visa?

catsinthewelder Rank: Lancia Gamma

catsinthewelder

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Hows he fancy a Visa?

 

He replied 'a little too old but thanks'

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Hows he fancy a Visa?

 

 

How do you know he's not British anyhow?

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gtd2000 Rank: Renault 16

gtd2000

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It really is hard to pick the worst cock knockers between the mini abusers, too awful trikes and hopeless mr2 Ferrari replicas. I bet there's some out there (with no friends ) who's built all three.

 

Don't forget the cocks that build those half arsed "cafe racer" styled heaps of shit out of reasonable old bikes too!

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