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rml2345 Rank: Renault 16

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Are you still allowed to call those Bentleys 'Chinese eye?'

I can't think of anything else to call them. Scowly faced? Whatever it is it's not a Packard.

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garbaldy Rank: Lancia Gamma

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 wow that g wiz is great value for money motoring at 6k miles it needs a service which includes changing the battery's,  I bet it would be cheaper to service a ferrari  

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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*With apologies to our Scottish viewers:

 

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Get ter fuck, ya wee bastard.

 

 

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Away tae fuck, Jimmy 

 

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Ok, ok, we'll go the morrow, get yaself up to bed for noo

 

Next morning, 06.30: 

 

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Oopen the curtains, floower...

 

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Go fuck yerself father, I fucking hate you, yer bastard

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/micro-caravan-reliant-robin-trike-camping-advertising-unique-teardrop-trailer-/261505169914?pt=UK_Campers_Caravans_Motorhomes&hash=item3ce2ec39fa

 

'We used this several times last year to give my son a his own space'

 

If you parked this in Sydney there wouldn't be enough space between us to not feel embarrassed.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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NOT ROLF HARRIS KANGAROO WALLABY WEST WALLASEY VAN HIRE CAMPER BASTARD STUPID STORY NOT UNIQUE AT ALL 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Campervan-VW-Caravelle-1990-with-a-truly-unique-story-/251557324605?pt=UK_Campers_Caravans_Motorhomes&hash=item3a91fc273d

 

'VW Caravelle 1990 with a truly unique story'

 

CANNOT WAIT

 

'It has been previously owned by Sir David Mitchell, father of Andrew Mitchell (pleb-gate MP), not sure if that's a good or bad thing!'

 

Neither can I, shall we settle for 'fucking hopeless' instead?

 

'she's been previously owned by true owners'

 

SOZ M8 CANOT COMPLEET SAIL I FORT IT AD FAKE ONWERS. 11/10 GR8 SAILER WUD US AGIN

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garbaldy Rank: Lancia Gamma

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THIS MERCEDES DID RUN AND DRIVE FINE UNTIL IT RAN OUT OF PETROL ITS BEEN SAT SINCE
SELLING AS SPARES OR REPAIRS 

 

this seller gets  10 out of 10 for his effort in trying to shift this.

 

WE ARE UNSURE OF THE YEAR
YOU WILL KNOW MORE THAN US 

 

 

yeh we probably do

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-200-BARN-FIND-PROJECT-RESTORATION-SPARES-OR-REPAIRS-SALVAGE-NO-RESERVE-/151326997782?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item233bcabd16

 

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mercrocker Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Of course you need a roof rack with a firkin great empty load bay.   Tube indeed.

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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LOL!!!! That looks flipping ridiculous. What a scene bell end.

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mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

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Get a loada this guy...

 

DON'T THINK YOU CAN TRY AND GET OUT OF IT, SAYING I HAVE MISDESCRIBED IT, I WILL CHASE YOU THROUGH THE COURTS, I HAVE ALREADY DONE THIS BEFORE AND WON'T THINK TWICE ABOUT DOING IT AGAIN, MY SISTER IN LAW IS A DEBT COLLECTOR FOR A LIVING.

He's gonna actually physically chase you through a court and when he runs out of puff he'll send his sister-in-law after you!

 

I quite like the look of these but prefer the cleaner lines on the early Synergie-flavour ones.

The Fiat front end looks like someone just farted in its eyes.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-Ulysse-1-9TD-same-as-Peugeot-806-Citroen-Synergie-6-month-tax-4-month-MOT-/141318033634

 

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eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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This seems perfect to indulge my fantasies of driving round pretending to be a villain from 'The Rockford Files.

 

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Sounds perfect to be the sensible, economical runaround for any forthcoming commute.

 

Oh, have a MONGBAY cliche:

Bloody hell that's nice.  I've been in these, they are lovely.  Predictably, MrsR, who was perfectly happy with my 79 Cadillac, doesn't like these Lincolns as they are too big and square.  Wimmin!

Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

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This has so much cheap aftermarket chrome on it that people will get blinded by the sun reflecting on it

 

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I HATE THIS BAD LUCK CAR AND WANT IT GONE

 

That's really selling it to me.

 

Ha! That's really how he kicks off the auction. And then the rest of the description is completely normal and never explains why he's written that. 

 

Until:

 

Q: I have to ask - why is this a "bad luck" car? Ian

A: The car runs and drives but has been a pain since I bought it. Flat battery when i go to use it. Prob a dead cell in the battery, Alternator belt squeels some times driving me mad, If i floor the car the LPG kicks off but if driven normal ok, thermostat housing cracked which has now been repaired. It drives more like a Lexus, it does not drive like an old yank should (Floating like a magic carpet). Thats about it, I hate the car and want rid. nerver to see again. I had this up for £2995 but as I say i want it gone.

 

So, nothing of consequence? 

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