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Check out this sweet SD1 2600 for sale over on the SD1 forum for 750 quid. Must be quite a rare colour, Richeleu Red apparantly.

 

 

 

No MOT obviously and it does have a few crumbly bits

 

 

 

Still would

 

Looks like this is getting broken up, Shame, can't save em all etc.

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NOT ABORIGINE HAIR CURLERS HILDA OGDEN LIQUORISH TORPEDOS FIDO DIDO'S SKELETON OLE GUNNER BISCUIT BARREL PTANG YANG KIPPERBANG TAKE MORE HEROIN

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-306-Diesel-/151321388589?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item233b75262d

 

'FITTED WITH...ANTI THEFT ALARM SYSTEM'

 

That'll be the paintwork then?

 

'SENSORED WINDSCREEN WIPERS'

 

 

'SOMETHING A LITTLE DIFFERENT'

 

Smearing my knob in Pepperami before sticking it into the glory hole in the crocodile enclosure at Chester Zoo would be 'something different' too, and I know what I'd prefer.

Coming, Mr Snappy....

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GOLDEN OLDIES GOLDEN SHOWERS SEAT COVERS CVT CAN VOLUNTARILY TINKLE?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CLASSIC-FORD-FIESTA-AUTOMATIC-CVT-1-1-/151325424447?hash=item233bb2bb3f

 

'bit tappety but show me an old fiesta that isnt' 

 

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No tappets, just knockers.

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Rare Chinese import

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jinlun-JL125T-10-Direct-bikes-tommy-/151324783622?pt=UK_Motorcycles&hash=item233ba8f406

 

'Keeps stopping then toppling over at truck stops during the small hours. I read the online manual and it turned out this is the rare Jinlun 'Direct Bumfun Love You Longtime Tommy Gun' model NOT the Jinlun 'Warranty's Fun You've Been Done' one that I ordered.

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 12:06 PM

Corsaviour, on 09 Jun 2014 - 10:20 AM, said:snapback.png

I'm trying to be diplomatic here, the front of this hateful creation looks like a lady of the night's arse after a male client has just spent his wad 

 

SOAPY ARSE WANK!

 

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http://www.ebay.co.u...=item2590249516

 

'Built for my son but never used'

 

See, not all kids have no taste.

 

SHIT LOOK AT THAT!!!!!! AMAZING!!!!!

 

ah!Tthat reminds me of last weekend. Went to a local VW show near Bristol. I was very loudly pointing out to my daughter the 6 STD Beatles sprinkled in amoungst the sea of cal, rat, look etc. etc.

 

Well, It it entertained me!!!!  :-D  Whilst looking for MK1 GTI brake caliper carriers might have found some too double bonus :mrgreen:

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 Doesn't seem too badly priced given it's got T&T. Primer it with red oxide followed by it a blow over in white. Rub it through with a scotch bright pad then finally get your farmer mate to blow a hole in the door with his shot gun and fit dixie horns.  Relist for 7 grand, become cash money millionaire.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-F250-PICKUP-TRUCK-/191211253537?hash=item2c85142f21

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