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Someone at Ford must have remembered launching the "radical" Sierra, dropping the Cortina the same day, and watching lots of their target audience wander off to the Vauxhall dealer. The focus was pretty bizarre looking in 1999.

 

Even moreso when you know that the Mazda 323f was originally due to be released as the Mk1 Focus untill someone high up in Ford bottled it and gave it to Mazda,who Ford had a massive stake in at the time

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Main reason for the continuation of the Escort alongside the Focus, was to keep the wheels turning inside the Halewood plant until the start of Jaguar X-type production.

In fact, production of the Escort estate was actually moved to Halewood from Germany at this time.

 

The same thing had happened with the Fiesta Classic that was produced at Valencia for the 96 model year until the Ka went into production there a year later

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Geoffrey Chaucer is selling a damaged Alfa 156

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ALFA-ROMEO-156-sportwagon-2002-Sorne-DUO2-XTT-/221465825032?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3390644f08

 

Tis registered as Sorne my liege, having dispatched my papers with grate haste to Swansea whereupon the Welsh doth make it against the rules of this fine land to traverse this island kingdom. And Wo be me at the sight of my beloveds once fine features and Bauld tyres.........

 

(Curtain closes, cue jazz lute solo)

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Still like these "au naturel"

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-GOLF-1-3-MK2-/231257501215?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item35d8056e1f

 

I do fear for its future though......

 

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These still represent the last days of the original yuppies. If only they knew what was going to become of their prized possessions!

 

"Yeah, nitromors the bonnet, get an iron cross sticker or two on the wings, and slam that mother. Ooh banded steels, that'd look the shit! ZOMG 1!1!1!1!1??1!1?1!1?. Wow, even invented text speak 10 years before common mobile usage. PAULA HAMILTON R CLASS TOTTY TRENDSETTA

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Escorts were available from the dealer on an X plate, they were sold alongside the Focus for a bit. Presumably to avoid a Sierra-style boycott by the older generation? Apparently the last of the line were built by trainee Jag assemblers so are actually nicely glued together.

 

Escort vans carried on further, I've seen an 02.

 

That just goes to prove how much notice I take of Escorts!

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Hillman Imp being sold by someone who doesn't like ebay vary much, I can almost feel his pain. 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/HILLMAN-IMP-930-DISC-BRAKES-LONG-MOT-AND-TAX-/231258531263

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COMPLETE PILE OF JUNK, NOT WORTHY OF THE ROAD SPACE IT OCCUPIES! NO WARRANTY IMPLIED OR GIVEN. OK, now I've scared you off, hopefully only genuine interested people will bother to read on...

 

Time now to admit defeat and try the dreaded auction route. I'm now looking forward to the pain of answering stupid questions from people who don't read the advert properly! So just so I am covered, lets just agree that this car is a rotten piece of junk not worth bidding on.Ok, now I've got that little rant off my chest, hopefully that should scare off all the time wasters and we can now get to the matter in hand of a full and honest description:

 

 

 

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