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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1972-MORRIS-MINI-1000-BLUE-LAMBORGHINI-STYLE-DOORS-/121359437932

 

Check out this abysmal bucket of tramps piss. Can you imagine what it must be like actually getting in and out of this thing when you need to go and get a tin of cat food or whatever. You're just gonna look and feel like a MASSIVE twat.

 

 

Rebuilt 6 years ago, stripped to bear shell then grit blasted and rebuilt with new panels and repair patches where necessary.

 

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Ho Hum

brickwall Rank: Lancia Gamma

brickwall

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I could never do those late escorts. Terrible....just terrible.

NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

NorfolkNWeigh

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Whoever specced that white Jag must have really wanted electric seats.

Air con ? No thanks. Leather ? Nah. Metallic paint ? Oh no. Alloys ? No. But painfully slow electric adjustment for something you hardly ever move,oh yes please!

 

Realistically, it must have been a company car bought to a budget and the auto box probably only left a couple of hundred to be used up on other options. Although those aren't the original wheels,it should be on TD's so could have had alloys.

mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

mouseflakes

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He's trying a bit too hard with the settings on his camera though and ending up looking like a bit of a flange.

 

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I think he just took his car to the other side of the fence to photograph it.

  • wuvvum, Jon and alf892
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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-CLASSIC-BEETLE-1-3-TAX-EXEMPT-/161332106518

 

I know we've had this once already but I am traumatised by its melting sad-eyed face, it looks like it knows its about to go blind/look hideous forever but is trying to put a brave face on so as not to upset its loved ones.  So I think you lot should share the nightmares with me.

  • Junkman, eddyramrod and Cavcraft
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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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If you scroll through while reading this thread it seems the seller of that stupid blue Mini has dildos on his house roof. 

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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^^^^^^^

 

 

the family member told me was he wasn't sure if the petrol gauge was accurate. I put £10 in during the 50 miles I did in it and the gauge says about half full. Not sure if this is right. It said about the same before I put petrol in.

 

 

Brilliant

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'unmolested, genuine 1998 example'

 

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'with subtle improvements'

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-Skyline-GTT-ER34-2-5L-Single-Turbo-Tiptronic-modest-Custom-Modified-/171352531093?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item27e5682095

 

Let's just look at that again

 

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I wonder if Nissan supplied the 'unmolested, genuine with subtle improvements' rear sticker showing a bird with a strap-on trying to bum her handless boyfriend who's more interested in pointing at a stupid car as he ignores her and his sweaty arm pits?

  • Conrad D. Conelrad, gordonbennet, Novanick1 and 1 other
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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mg-zs-2-5-customised-saloon-car-/331226117102?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4d1e9d73ee

 

'One is a fizzy bottle, the other is a sweet'

 

Double bonus points to the seller for not only having a 10p mix car in a 10p mix colour, but also for having Jack Harper from 'On The Buses' take the picture as Emu tries to take his eye out as he (Jack) salutes the rear wheel.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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At last, your cut-out-and-keep guide to kit car building/shopping list.

 

1x BMX ramp (Argos catalogue no. 139/9538)

 

1x wheelie bin for front end (free, steal it from next door)

 

Safely* mount battery to bulkhead

 

Glue

 

Wrong paint

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hawke-kit-Car-Morgan-copy-/181434168189?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2a3e51b37d

 

Et Voila! A (Shite) Hawk kit car

 

'Morgan copy'

 

I've just conducted a scientific test and can confirm after 12 pints of Morgan's rum this still doesn't look like a Morgan car.

  • Jim Bergerac and Junkman
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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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The picture is telling me that his pet woodpecker is trying to put a battery clamp on his head. 

  • Junkman, gordonbennet and Parky
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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Sweet jesus, has he tigersealed a Vectra bumper onto his Sherpa?

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, that Sherpa camper is effing superb!

  • Junkman, Novanick1 and brickwall
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outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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Sherpa being sold by:

 

westhoughton funeral service

  • Junkman and Cavcraft
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Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Pillock

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I've never seen a Sherpa do a belm before, fantastic!

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