eBay tat volume 3.

[nacho man]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Show-Winning-VW-Mk2-Polo-Ratlook-Rat-Dubbed-Stanced-Modified-/301133033640?

pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item461ced70a8

 

 

I dont know where to begin.

 

 

Hopefully someone rams that up somewhere that will see the smug smile wiped off when you won "Best Ratlook Vehicle" at the 2013 Dubdayz Summerfest at MFN" 

 

[dollywobbler]

HOT MOTHERBADER. £295

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-Carina-1600GL-Auto-1990-/251486164444

[Asimo]

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Show-Winning-VW-Mk2-Polo-Ratlook-Rat-Dubbed-Stanced-Modified-/301133033640?

pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item461ced70a8

 

 

 

I dont know where to begin.

 

 

 

 

 

I do. Box of matches.      What a knob.    

[Junkman]

Original RHD DeSoto, wow!

 

 

 

Typical late Fifties Mopar cut-and-paste job for export. In reality it's a 1959 Plymouth with a DeSoto front clip and slightly altered 1958 Plymouth Belvedere side trim.

[dollywobbler]

I've seen it in the metal. It is remarkable, and enormous.

[NorfolkNWeigh]

That fuckwit responsible for the Polo implies he's a BMW mechanic, I'd be most chuffed paying £120+vat an hour for this knob cheese to expertly fettle my brand new M5.

[cort16]

Chiny rack on

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/honda-smx-modified-mot-tax-1300-ono-or-swap/1054594049

[Junkman]

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/rover-45-spares-or-repair/1054361781

[Rusty Pelican]

Chiny rack on

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/honda-smx-modified-mot-tax-1300-ono-or-swap/1054594049

I sometimes despair at what people think looks good or is an improvement , thats just shocking , id rather walk 

[Alexg]

Bring it on scenesters...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mk1-ford-escort-spares-repairs-project-1974-/121306808239

 

.....£4k start, or to put it another way... 2 MOT'd Allegros, a roadworthy Chevette, and insurance for all 3, with change.

[Lankytim]

That escort is sat on a crappy old beavertail which is covered in broken glass, I recon it's some scrap dealer who's dragged the scrote out of some deceased old biddies garage for scrap. fair play, it should be a good day for him when it sells.

[prairie pal]

Just arrrived excuse shite pic ... at least she wont be messed with... more in daylight..

[prairie pal]

Sorr forgot to paste pic poxy ale..

[overrun]

That's an early one.   What's the plans?

 

There is also something wrong with the back of your car. One reverse lense should be missing.

[Alexg]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Trabant-601s-Cabriolet-gets-you-noticed-/291113712663

 

This is just the right time of year to buy this car: the warmer weather is nearly on on and driving around with the roof back is exhilarating,

 

[dollywobbler]

Wow! Ebay find of the week.

[anonymous user]

Ah yes, a Q945UHB, or a passport to Pimlico

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Q945-UHB-/251491131972?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3a8e0a2244

[Asimo]

5 minutes left!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-corsair-for-restoration-or-spares-not-mk1-escort-mk2-escort-tax-exempt-/221401538486?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item338c8f5fb6

 

[anonymous user]

Or for lots more an SKE397W

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Mini-Domino-Pimlico-Premier-Kit-Car-SKE-397W-/221405265790?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item338cc83f7e

[anonymous user]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PEUGEOT-403-ESTATE-STATION-WAGON-1969-VW-CAMPER-SURF-VAN-TAX-EXEMPT-/201062827882?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2ed047476a

[anonymous user]

I'm sure it was nice before the tree fell on it.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volvo-V70-Estate-Reg-Y94-XRH-/231190351817?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item35d404cfc9

 

 

All damage can be rectified with minimal cost

[brickwall]

5 minutes left!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-corsair-for-restoration-or-spares-not-mk1-escort-mk2-escort-tax-exempt-/221401538486?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item338c8f5fb6

 

$_12.JPG

 

 

It's been sitting that long I don't suppose another 5 mins would hurt

[dollywobbler]

That tree-caressing Volvo is mighty tempting. £500, it has a Wobbler-friendly reg number and I love the styling of them. Doesn't look like it'll need much fixing. Wonder how the suspension coped with that much weight on it though...

[cort16]

I recon you could buy a v70 that hadn't had a tree fall on it for the cost of the car + repairs

 

 

TR7 for spares/repair,non-runner,needs welding

 

They pretty much all do that. Cool stripe though.

 

 

 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-TR7-for-spares-repair-/291114032271?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item43c7bf9c8f

[cort16]

POW! A mk5 escort Harrier with 1.4 cvh power.

 

http://retrorides.proboards.com/thread/164609/1991-harrier-essex-350-ono

[HillmanImp]

YO! CHECKERPLATE ME BITCH!

 

ONE LIFE LIVE IT!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/UNIQUE-MINI-BASED-JEEP-FULLY-ROAD-LEGAL-FULL-MOT-850CC-WOODEN-JEEP-/191116202832

 

[HillmanImp]

Hey, this does not look bad. Currently at £199 with 1 bid.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-Dolomite-Sprint-/181362057862

 

 

 

The engine has been removed and has been sold

 

oh. 

 

 

Double oh -7

[HillmanImp]

Tidy looking giffermatic Maestro. 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-AUSTIN-MAESTRO-auto-/301139399811

 

Seen here withawful looking MG lash up.

 

 

Is akin to her:

 

 

Hanging out with him:

 

 

At the very least change the wheels.

[HillmanImp]

This looks nice for £1,495.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1980-MERCEDES-200-SERIES-W123-BARN-FIND-L-K-/121307594568

 

 

 

RARE BARN FIND

 

Actually no, its not. 26.657% of all cars on ebay are barn finds these days.

 

Still would though.

[HillmanImp]

Whilst this is not cheap, its not exactly expensive either. 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-W-FORD-ESCORT-MK3-1-6-GHIA-SILVER-MOT-NOVEMBER-2014-DRIVES-SUPERB-/261433791971

 

However I was also linked to the one below by ebay at £699:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-FORD-ESCORT-L-1-3-48k-2-owners-MOT-04-08-2014-CLASSIC-RETRO-NOT-BARN-FIND/151253336008

 

Lower spec mind you but still pretty cheap.

 

 

 

IT'S TOTALLY ORIGINAL, (RADIO IS IN THE BOOT)

 

Never knew they came like that.