eBay tat volume 3.

[Hertz]

The George Best of BMW's when it comes to MPG. What an Eyeful for a Bag of Sand.

 

[Hertz]

MOT'd Viva for an opening gambit of under 600 nicker.

 

[Hertz]

Can't be many of these left. This ones a bit frilly and has bits missing, plus on a trailer which does not give confidence.

 

[Hertz]

Check this ugly bastard out. Not seen one of these before, it's dull as dishwater. I like it.

 

[Hertz]

"How do you spell Harrods?" Capital A!

 

[Hertz]

Kia Pride starting at a pavorotti.

 

[Hertz]

Anyone after a big fuck off pink Campervan?

 

 

Glam eh? This sounds promising and I have visions of Grandeur....

 

 

Or maybe not!

[Hertz]

This is more like it.

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

I majorly want this mingebag spec Tipo

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-Tipo-1-4-/121297815728?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1c3de9c8b0

 

THIS IS DOWN TO £200 BIN!!!!!

[cort16]

That looks right up your street bollox. Weigh in Rover 25 migrane edition and you'll only need 80 quid or so to be driving around in that, which will be of course 100% fault free.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

 
 

 

FULLY MOT'ED ROAD LEGAL MINI JEEP

AND MADE FROM WOOD!

 

 

Wood?

 

 

 

Well MDF

 

it's okay, that's a kind of wood. 

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Oddly worded advert. 

 

 

 

COMES WITH DUTCH DOCUMENTS FOR EASY REGISTRATION IN ALL COUNTRIES

NOT UK REGISTERED

LONG DISTANCE SHIPPING WITH PLEASURE
ADD £200 FOR SHIPPING TO BELGIUM OR HOLLAND
£1 PER MILE FOR UK DELIVERY

OR COLLECT KINGSTON UPON HULL, YORKSHIRE WHERE IT IS SITUATED

[mouseflakes]

MDF jeep thing

 

Lolz!!

 

Is it a replica one of these?

 

[Junkman]

Oddly worded advert. 

 

 

 

COMES WITH DUTCH DOCUMENTS FOR EASY REGISTRATION IN ALL COUNTRIES

NOT UK REGISTERED

LONG DISTANCE SHIPPING WITH PLEASURE

ADD £200 FOR SHIPPING TO BELGIUM OR HOLLAND

£1 PER MILE FOR UK DELIVERY

OR COLLECT KINGSTON UPON HULL, YORKSHIRE WHERE IT IS SITUATED

 

 

Someone didn't pay his NOVA on time.

[drum]

 

Talking of oddly worded adverts

 

i will consider offers but what the price is at the end of the aution if it not wat i want i will tell cheers mike

Ooo, he's gonna tell....

 

Not a punctuation mark in sight.

I suspect he may be an ebay mong.

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=151263509317&ssPageName=ADME:B:SS:GB:3160

[EssDeeWon]

Be classy in Beige with this Merc 190 - long test low miles etc for £795

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-Mercedes-Benz-190-Auto-Interesting-History-Low-Mileage-MOT-Lovely-not-190E-/281296007970?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item417e8c7322

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Thats lovely

[cort16]

That merc is a belter

[EssDeeWon]

7323 miles on this Alfa, being sold by trade so ad contains lots of sales blabber GR9 quotes

 

http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn247/yellowrover3500/190ebeige_zpsadf6f4d8.jpg

 

she drives better than new

 

 

will appeal to the most discriminating of collectors

 

[Skizzer]

Have we had this yet?  Slightly frilly but appealing and eminently saveable 70s Volvo 244:

 

[EssDeeWon]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-nova-gte-/191116621161?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2c7f703569

 

 

 WAS TOLD ENGINE HAS DONE 76,000 BUT NO PROOF SORRY

 

 

Its ok I was told Father Christmas was real once, but no proof sorry

 

 

TO BE HONEST THIS REALLY WOULDNT TAKE A LOT OF EFFORT AND MONEY TO GET BACK ON ROAD

 

If that's you being honest then I would love to hear you telling a porky

[cort16]

A familiar tale . I recon these Espaces could be the most hopeless modern car in existance.

 

 

HI JUST SPENT 600 ON PARTS FOR MOT 8 WEEKS AGO  CAR HAS 3 MONTHS TAX CAR CUT OUT AND NOW WONT START

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/renault-espace-/331161915912?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4d1ac9d208

[Mr_Bo11ox]

How are renault not bankrupt in view of the entire decade they spent knocking out complete shite.

[cort16]

IF VAUXHALLAGE > 20 THEN

       GOTO 20

ELSE

      GOTO 10

END IF

 

20: 'ALL VAUXHALLS R '  + AWEZUM

 

10: 'ALL VAUXHALLS R '  + SHIT

 

 

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/vauxhall-vx-2300-gls/1054376147#photo-content

[cort16]

How are renault not bankrupt in view of the entire decade they spent knocking out complete shite.

 

It's a mystery. £16500 for a reasonably basic 1.6 new Megane too. Money well spent.

[phil_lihp]

Have we had this yet?  Slightly frilly but appealing and eminently saveable 70s Volvo 244:

 

Strange, that exact car with those exact photos and the same story has been on ebay before but I'm sure it was at least a couple of years ago now.

[cort16]

Citroen wheel trims for extra class

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/nissan-largovanette-day-van-8-seater/1054302874#photo-content

[rml2345]

^ Amaze* your friends by convincing them it's the next Picasso. 

 

Edited to add; You could sleep in that! GR11 4 Shitefest. 

[NorfolkNWeigh]

Re the Espace

In 2008 I had a 2.2 DCi Grand Dynamique loaded with all the goodies known to man in 2005.

When it ran it was probably the best way yet devised to transport a family across a continent ( well Europe anyway) . It would sit at 90 on the Autoroute for hour after hour and had a range at these speeds of about 600 miles. You felt sorry for people in ordinary cars.

But when we came back from the Ardeche in an Avis Berlingo one year and I had to fly back a week later to give a Renault dealer €1300 for an alternator,I should have got rid when I got back. Did I ? No driving it home convinced me I'd never find a better car,so I kept it for another year through hilarious electronic handbrake escapades,random rejecting of the key card episodes and general will it,won't it? Starting issues,it finally grenades on the M25 at about 66,000 miles .

But,for some reason this piece of Gallic merde,although without doubt the most hopeless excuse for a car ever, holds fond memories and me thinking I should get one before they all go- those 350z engined ones should be more reliable ,shouldn't they?

[drum]

That 2127 volvo takes me back as it's the same colour as the one my parents had when I was learning to drive. It was S reg and manual though and the steering wheel doesn't look familiar.