eBay tat volume 3.

[Junkman]

£250.00 Swift.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Green-Suzuki-Swift-Metallic-Green-4-doors-X-REG-70k-on-the-clock-/111278927677

[Junkman]

Mongness of car and ad directly proportional.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-SUZUKI-X-90-4WD-BLUE-/251450537008

 

 

This car will need one of the power steering pipe changing  this is the only thing i can find wrong with the car

 

You are Stevie Wonder AICMFP.

[Junkman]

Real eye turner.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2001-FORD-ESCORT-55-D-BLUE-HEAVILY-MODIFIED-LOOK-REAL-HEAD-TURNER-/151232139345

 

 

I've since bought a [...] family so it has to go.

 

I'm NOT making this up!

 

 

It is clearly a marmite van

 

It is clearly not. This is clearly a Marmite van:

 

 

 

it is what it is

 

I don't believe you.

 

 

someone is going to be very fortunate

 

Yeah, but certainly not the buyer of your contraption.

 

 

I love the gti look

 

Holy shit...

 

 

Deisel engine

 

Yeah, great for transporting Weiners over long distances.

 

 

front brakes and pads £230

 

Cheaper on a Bentley Turbo R.

 

 

you can get yourself a real head turning van for a bargain price

 

Yeah, if I look elsewhere.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CITROEN-XM-SI-AUTO-GREEN-1992-/251446241908

 

 

does not use oil or water.

 

They usually don't. They leak them instead.

 

 

but fear not

 

Easier said than done, really.

[Junkman]

Oooooh!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-NISSAN-SUNNY-SLX-AUTO-WHITE-SELLING-FOR-SPARES-GEARBOX-FAULT-/301090814088

 

 

THE AUTOMATIC GEARBOX FAULTY AND ENGINE AND GEARBOX REMOVED AND IN BOOT

 

Still want!

[Junkman]

I must not bid.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/DAIMLER-XJ12-S2-V12-LWB-VANDEN-PLAS-VERY-RARE-NOT-JAGUAR-/281264384173

[trigger]

Breath man, breath!

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-LAND-ROVER-RANGE-ROVER-HSE-AUTO-BRONZE-/111278472382

 

 

This is a 96 range rover I took in part ex against another car

 

As opposed to some crack?

[Sudsprint]

Brown Maxi Alert

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-1979-AUSTIN-MORRIS-MAXI-1750-HL-BROWN-/131117498926?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1e8736422e

I never thought it would see a sexy Maxi but this may just be it.

[Junkman]

Bidding is seriously considered.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-E32-750IL-1990-5LTR-V12-/261398838976

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Metro-Vanden-Plas-/121270003717?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1c3c416805

 

What a glorious interior to travel in, looks like a wooden steering wheel too, that's a sign of class that is.

 

[derskine]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Metro-Vanden-Plas-/121270003717?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1c3c416805

 

What a glorious interior to travel in, looks like a wooden steering wheel too, that's a sign of class that is.

 

 

Those seats look comfy.

I've never been in a metro but they look a lot comfier than the competitors of the day.

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-VAUXHALL-CORSA-GLS-1-2-RED-ONLY-55K-MILES-IN-GLOUCESTER-/111280223179?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item19e8d173cb

 

One for Corsaviour enterprises, Very early K plate for £350, needs to lose the later shape grill though.

[meggersdog]

BIN price £300.. I call that a bargain

tested until November too

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NIssan-Sunny-1-3-LS-3-Door-Hatchback-/141192356283?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item20dfb861bb

[meggersdog]

Very late Cortina needing a few jobs

No mention of the child being part of the deal so probably safe to say advert is for car only

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-FORD-CORTINA-GL-BROWN-/301097902415?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item461ad5614f

[meggersdog]

4x4 apparently (more likely 4 wheel steer)

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-HONDA-ACCORD-AERODECK-EXI-AUTO-RED-/321323038306?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4ad0587662

[trigger]

^ 4wALB - Four wheeled anti locking brakes, what a divvy.

[dollywobbler]

Gosh. That's fetching good money already. Shame, I'd love one of those Aerodecks.

[meggersdog]

I had an Aerodeck in 2010 (same colour) which sold for half that.

Anyway have a coop

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-HONDA-2A-EX-PRELUDE-AUTO-RED-ONLY-53K-/171243318717?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item27dee5adbd

[panhard65]

I really fancy this. Why do these things always come up when I have just bought something else. Anyone fancy a Renault 25 bacarra V6 that should have a full mot next week.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/331129029389?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1423.l2649

 

[meggersdog]

Today's Ebay tat challenge has been won by Meggersdog

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1971-Meyers-Manx-SR2-/131117304549?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1e87334ae5

[trigger]

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/audi-coupe-80-for-sale/1048805439#photo-content

 

This is cheap, rather tasty too. £500 ono.

[trigger]

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1997-vauxhall-tigra-blue-collect-now-170-or-going-to-scrap-half-tank-petrol-mottax/1048774419#photo-content

 

This looks cheap, tax and tested Tigra 1.4 for only £170 as it has a running fault.

[EssDeeWon]

That Monty Turbo is relisted after making into OMG Mk2 Escort prices, no reason given for the relist though hmmmm

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MG-MONTEGO-TURBO-WHITE-1-PREVIOUS-OWNER-48000-MILES-/161226259416?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2589d57bd8

 

[trigger]

I just rang up about that Audi as it sounded too good to be true, sadly it is, It's a repaired Cat C write off after being rear ended last year, plus he's sold it to his mate.

[alf892]

Yeah but a cat c on that would probably a couple of light lenses.....

[skattrd]

Triiger, if you're after an Audi coupe, I think H_Imp/Volksy (sorry chaps I get you confused) was on about selling theirs ... which may have had slight damage from an unseen house iirc

[trigger]

I have already verbally agreed to buy another car on here but this Audi looked too tidy and cheap to turn down. I'm more than happy to stick to plan A though, in fact I can't wait to collect it.

[cort16]

Oh, In trig ing

 

Have you sold the acclaim ?

[trigger]

No, not yet, I'm going to wait until I've got the other car first until I advertise the Acclaim. I know Partridge has expressed an interest in it so we'll see.