eBay tat volume 3.

27,011 · November 13, 2013

This looks good:

Someone's stuffed the interior, engine and auto box from a MK2 Escort into this Prefect. So now we know what the interior of a Ford Prefect would look like if they'd kept making them in Venezuela or wherever until 1996.

12,052 · November 13, 2013

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2001-Y-Fiat-Punto-1-2-Professionally-fitted-body-kit-modified-good-runner-/370940266568
Great job

And wheeltrimz of powah

32,264 · November 13, 2013

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201310319582228/sort/priceasc/usedcars/price-to/3500/make/mini/onesearchad/used/onesearchad/nearlynew/onesearchad/new/postcode/

Bit modern i know but the write up made me laugh.

IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m traveling from Chelmsford to Canary Wharf every single day on m24

I think your going wrong somewhere love!.

I manage to get about 50-52 mpg on m24

Really lovely and unique car

and so it goes on...

4.5k · November 13, 2013

'Unique' LOL!

32,264 · November 13, 2013

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C326326

Look at this hot piece of ass, It's a Ventora 3.3 Estate!

7,754 · November 13, 2013

The mini owner has a 'mom'.

47,365 · November 13, 2013

Christ that FE wagon has just caused me to have a level 5 underpant malfunction from which i don't think i will ever recover!

87,213 · November 13, 2013

I was following one of those new mini's this morning and it was smoking it's knackers off. The the girl driving it looked none the wiser.

5.8k · November 13, 2013

ooo not bad

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1977-S-reg-ford-transit-MK1-model-2-0lt-petrol-100-custom-van-1-owner-mint-con-/231092529838?pt=UK_Commercial_Trucks&hash=item35ce302aae#ht_633wt_1158&clk_rvr_id=547302680399&afsrc=1

truly lovely condition very late Mk1 with the customary scary price. Not my taste though. I never liked the black bits on the late ones, if its a Mk1 they have to have some chrome!

sorry no idea why linky no worky. Item no 231092529838

6,964 · November 13, 2013

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http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201310319582228/sort/priceasc/usedcars/price-to/3500/make/mini/onesearchad/used/onesearchad/nearlynew/onesearchad/new/postcode/

Bit modern i know but the write up made me laugh.

I think your going wrong somewhere love!.

and so it goes on...

Would. And the car's really awful.

26,745 · November 13, 2013

I would, but not with the car. Was thinking it was something special until I read 118k, dopy spakka bird bashing kerbs etc.

If I went to view it I'd expect to see the outline of a podered by fairydust sticker that has been removed. Maybe I should write the advert for the next car I sell like that!

'Interiours very comfy, seats have een blown out with fart every day. I've only had one accident with the car, and that was a trouser related one, does a genuwine 29.5mpg, 4 careful lady owners, including me etc

2,885 · November 13, 2013

I have only just realised that BINI's are 4 seaters not 5.

DAFUQ is it with modern car manufacturers that they fail miserably to include a place to stash a fifth person? So many cars look at I think yeah, great but if I use it as the family cart about I need to leave someone at home or hide them in the boot.

FUXAKE

47,365 · November 13, 2013

It's a flipping mini, its not meant for carting families about, if you want a 5 seater spend an extra Ã‚Â£15k or whatever on that enormous SUV mini variant.

1,130 · November 13, 2013

if you want a 5 seater spend an extra Ã‚Â£15k or whatever on that enormous SUV mini variant.

Oh yeah, that. A big version of the Mini. Why on earth didn't they call it a Maxi? A missed opportunity?.....

4,993 · November 13, 2013

'Unique' LOL!

Bit skinny for my liking

2,885 · November 13, 2013

Oh yeah, that. A big version of the Mini. Why on earth didn't they call it a Maxi? A missed opportunity?.....

It's a flipping mini, its not meant for carting families about, if you want a 5 seater spend an extra Ã‚Â£15k or whatever on that enormous SUV mini variant.

No, my point is, a 1990's MicraShed will accommodate 5 for when I dont want to take the big fuck off bus with us (say we are off somewhere where I know parking will be an issue) but a bloody 2010's MINI which is bigger on the outside than, say, a Mk2 Escort wont seat 5.

I mean DAFUQ.

28,465 · November 13, 2013

No, my point is, a 1990's MicraShed will accommodate 5 for when I dont want to take the big fuck off bus with us (say we are off somewhere where I know parking will be an issue) but a bloody 2010's MINI which is bigger on the outside than, say, a Mk2 Escort wont seat 5.

I mean DAFUQ.

At least the cuntryman has a bigger boot for storing the 3rd child

November 13, 2013

only Ã‚Â£35k

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/111194357686?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1423.l2649

87,213 · November 13, 2013

Indendedador Sierra Diesel. Seems a bit salty even for this high performance model.

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/classic-ford-sierra-23-diesel-estate/1038687286#photo-content

I'm gonna get one of these one day. This one looks like a great spec..

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/2005-rover-75-18-elegance6-month-mottaxspotless-caroffers/1037488172#photo-content

November 13, 2013

I'm gonna get one of these one day. This one looks like a great spec..
http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/2005-rover-75-18-elegance6-month-mottaxspotless-caroffers/1037488172#photo-content

Ã‚Â£900 for an 8 year old car that was probably about Ã‚Â£20k brand new with some history and below average miles - cheap as chips

87,213 · November 13, 2013

Stop it you're doing it wrong!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-XJR-4-L-supercharged-auto-custom-hot-rod-private-plate-F-S-H-1995-/261328849718?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3cd869cb36

This is much more like it. 55k, a years mot, manual gearbox and 3 grand! I've just had to lay down under my desk to reduce my want levels to a point I can regain some motor controls.