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warren t claim Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

warren t claim

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Let's have a look at some cars for sale by the snatch back man.

 

SalvageImage_52309009-38f1-4851-bee5-9764880af5e8

£1600. 1.3CDTI.

http://www.repossessions-uk.com/reposse ... iesel/8927

 

SalvageImage_fa4a0815-acfb-4eaf-a024-4c2dd0590b9b

£9000.

http://www.repossessions-uk.com/reposse ... matic/7832

 

SalvageImage_01137195-6178-433c-bc12-6a03a677579d

£9000. Fully restored apparently.

http://www.repossessions-uk.com/reposse ... anual/2381

 

SalvageImage_fc653fdc-06c8-400a-a4f1-ccef64f9302f

£15000

http://www.repossessions-uk.com/reposse ... manual/332

 

SalvageImage_4f98a6c3-7306-4557-99a3-63216f9f9d4f

LHD. £18000

http://www.repossessions-uk.com/reposse ... anual/1313

 

SalvageImage_077c7822-dd4a-4708-ac47-b188e1adcece

FULL ARMOURED VEHICLE, BULLET PROOF, RUN FLAT TYRES, BOMB PROOF CRADLE UNDER REAR SEATS FIRE EXTINGUSHIER SYSTEM UNDER BONNET NO UK MOT £3795+vat.

http://www.repossessions-uk.com/reposse ... matic/7360

 

Not too many bargains there then.

shedvan Rank: Austin Maxi

shedvan

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Holy hell Micrashed!

 

Brown interior, beige paint, super early example, dealer plates low spec, that Rover 200 has got the Jewson lot!

pandarus Rank: Austin Maxi

pandarus

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...and another:

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-SEAT-MAR ... 2ec4c63590

 

What do you guys prefer SEATs as: Badge-engineered Fiats or badge-engineered VWs? (Need I ask, really...)

 

I like Marbellas but they are based on the 1980 designed Panda with the same mechanics and suspension. I think the post 85 Panda is a better car. That said, the 903cc lump is lifted from the Fiat 127 and is a great little engine which was also fitted to several Pandas (and Cinq and Sei in modified form) even after the FIRE engines were designed. If anything was left over in the parts bin and going spare at Fiat it most definately got used!

cobblers Rank: Isuzu Florian

cobblers

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THE PLATE IS WORTH £600 ..B31 ONR,

 

IDEAL FOR BONER ENTHUSIAST/COCK HOBBYIST/SOMEONE CALLED BRION R

brickwall Rank: Lancia Gamma

brickwall

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Prince...bawhaha, What is he? A chihuahua ?

 

:D

 

That Rover looks sweet.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Late contender for brain donor/hopeless excuse of the year 2012:

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vw-t4-custom- ... 4d0845f034

 

'i bought this last month... put my sons moto x bike in and travel around racing i dont think it will go up a farm track across a boggy muddy field and even if it managed to i defo wont be putting his bike back in it covered in more sh0t if far to nice for that '

 

He then goes on to copy and past the bits from when he got it on eBay, including the bit about 20" alloys and a bodykit. Sounds the absolutely fucking ideal kind of thing for taking motocross bikes across shitty fields :roll:

pandarus Rank: Austin Maxi

pandarus

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THE PLATE IS WORTH £600 ..B31 ONR,

 

IDEAL FOR BONER ENTHUSIAST/COCK HOBBYIST/SOMEONE CALLED BRION R

 

Lol, truly a grade 1 cock!

254575 Rank: BL Wedge

254575

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$(KGrHqJ,!iIFBSLqE5UUBQm!7PsPqw~~60_12.JPG

 

ST200 in need of a VIC

 

$(KGrHqF,!lEFCeGLhM(2BQ3tRuI0r!~~60_12.JPG

 

apologies if this nova has made it on here already!

 

$T2eC16JHJGkE9no8gIpmBQqShnQsYQ~~60_57.JPG

 

1961 Princess (and an old car)

ruffgeezer Rank: Lancia Gamma

ruffgeezer

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$T2eC16JHJGkE9no8gIpmBQqShnQsYQ~~60_57.JPG

 

1961 Princess (and an old car)

 

Jesus, will you look at all the filler, pimples and lumps in that bodywork?

 

The car's pretty rough too...

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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Or for £500 you could buy someone elses money pit.

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Now, it appears that, judging by the advert, which appears to be fairly well written, and spelt, that this lad, isn't your run-of-the-mill cockwrangler.

Which begs the question...WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING DOING?

It's obviously had a ton of dosh lobbed at it, and to be fair, isn't the worst i've seen. But hey, what do i know? Piss away a couple of weekends etc....

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-VAUXHALL ... 3a7d1fa01b

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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1961 Princess (and an old car)

I think you're being perhaps a little generous. I'm fairly sure our friend there would be MoT exempt.

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