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I think that R-R needs its rear windows panelled in with MDF and some wobbly ‘MAN WITH VAN £20/HR 07917 123456’ stickers on the sides. ‘Yeah I’ll take your garden rubbish to the tip love! (As soon as i’ve finished this glaaaarrrssss of sherry)’

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Hey that Roller would look smart as an estate! If I was rich etc etc

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If you're gonna get married, don't do what my friends did and use a VW Transporter as a bridal car.

 

Can you guess what happened before the ceremony started? Go on, you can have three guesses.

That said, I'd still rather get to the registry office late in a clattery heap of filler scene bollocks than a Beauford.

 

I reckon my Amazon would do me right. It would need more power for the celebratory marriage burnout, mind. That way I could delay the ball and chain clamping for 10 minutes or so because no one could see for the clutch smoke.

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I'd like some OSF RWD action, how about this Capri?

 

1977 ford capri in very average condition

 

Cool!

 

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No. I will not.

 

It looks like a bleeding wedding car is what it looks like.

For a pikey wedding.

 

There is no dignity left in this world.

 

 

 

Spot the Autoshiter Doing a Stu_CDX competition, part one:

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/wolsely-1972- ... 1e73bf0ca6

 

Answers on a postcard please to:

 

The 'I Saw Keef Having a J. Arthur In His Workshop' Competition,

Ham Shank Publications,

Wolsely

6

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-CLS- ... 232432e923

 

'Owning this vehicle, you will be asked just one question, what football team do you play for?'

 

Presumably the correct answer being David Blunkett Juniors FC?

 

How could anyone spend forty grand on one of those and make it look like it's worth seventy grand less? It's an eye burning horror and the creator should just be shot.

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No. I will not.

 

It looks like a bleeding wedding car is what it looks like.

For a pikey wedding.

 

There is no dignity left in this world.

 

 

 

Spot the Autoshiter Doing a Stu_CDX competition, part one:

 

$T2eC16Z,!yME9s5qHtKiBQiTR1IH4g~~60_12.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/wolsely-1972- ... 1e73bf0ca6

 

Answers on a postcard please to:

 

The 'I Saw Keef Having a J. Arthur In His Workshop' Competition,

Ham Shank Publications,

Wolsely

6

 

Perfect Wolsely for the the time of year, having a "full crypt" as it does...

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Perfect Wolsely for the the time of year, having a "full crypt" as it does...

 

Yeah, and 5 new typres - errr - typos.

 

Would be an ace WBoD (Winter Beater of Distinction) what with salty sidewalls and stuff, no?

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That Maestro was local to me from new and used to be absolutley mint. I think someone got it perhaps from the original owner and used it in all weathers, it was a shame to see it parked at the side of the road covered in salt. Not sure about his claim about no rusty arches - must have had some cosmetic work because last time I saw they were definitely getting scabby.

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Re that Maestro, I notice it has MG side skirts fitted which conveniently hides the the forward edge of the rear wheelarch where Maestro arches always start rusting...

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Bollocks, just killed my car, maybe I will list it on Ebay while waiting for the recovery truck

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-Mazda-MX ... 7675.l2557

 

Hmmm no real shots of the passenger side, which makes me think the damage must be colossal - even compared to the rest of the car! :lol:

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on autotrader

don't know how to link but theres only 3 Audi 100s for sale in the whole country!

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LINK TO ABOVE AD

That looks a bit of alright, I love these old Audis, my first car was a rusty brown 80 of about that vintage. :D

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When selling your vehicle, ensure that the photo's show how many times it's needed recovery services to tow it... :roll:

 

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