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Grotty Marina content:

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-marina ... 35b2c18eaa

 

YOU R BIDDIN ON A WHEELNUT etc etc

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-marina ... 4605e06ee7

 

Grotty Marina pickup with no V5 or Engine... £450 :shock:

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Morris ... 2320f0bbce

Lovely Princess....

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MORRIS-OXFORD ... 3f1b274f9e

 

Another grotty morris. :D

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/austin-morris ... 1e714a8e18

Autoshite holidays, your pneumonia is our concern.

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From a banger racing forum, no pictures or better details sorry but maybe someone in the Cornwall area fanices a cheap save of some classy BL tin?

 

'Had a call today from a chap wanting to get rid of a austin maxi, its too far for me to buy for scrap and no

 

interest to me for racing, if anyones interested give him a call on 07973 218585, ive told him that im going to

 

put it on here for him so he will be expecting a call from racers, and hes happy that it may be raced. I have no

 

idea on engine size or condition you would have to ask him. Car is in Delabole, Nr Camelford, Cornwall'

 

he has been offerered 60 quid scrap value so far so offer a bit more and it will be yours'

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"LOTUS EUROPA TWIN CAM" Well it would be if there was an engine in it. At least it comes with an ornamental garden.... :lol:

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/\ I'm sorry but saying a car is complete when it is missing it's engine and gearbox is utter bollocks. :roll:

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Speaking of which...

 

After alot of trouble...

 

It's "A LOT", you cunt! They're two separate words. You don't say "ALITTLE" do you? Or maybe you do, you illiterate ebay fuckwit. Gahhh!

 

I'll let you off if you sell me your car for £1.37 though.

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there's no need to be cilly
Billy. :D (See what i did there? I'm hilarious, me.)
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More from that mad hailstorm in Leciestershire the other week, can't imagine a plate-glass greenhouse would stand up much to that.

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Just add tattoos, lager, youths with no tops on and a housing estate

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/yamaha-raptor ... 4abb111b8d

 

'Iv bin told if u pass ur test on 1 ov thes u can drive an Bitsofshitty Animal Warlord Genocide Meglamaniac 2.7TD wiv 23 inch wheelz'

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How long before this crock of bollocks is pulled?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/GET-A-FRENCH- ... 460705e658

 

'STOP PAYING TAX, SORN, UK MOT ETC...GET YOUR FRENCH REGISTRATION IN ONE DAY RIGHT NOW WITH ANY CAR, CAT D, CAT C, SALVAGE EXCEPT AMERICAN CARS ONLY EUROPEAN!!!! YOU DON'T NEED FRENCH ADRESS, I WILL GIVE YOU FRENCH ADRESS, OR IF YOU HAVE ONE THAT'S ALSO GOOD, I WILL GET YOUR FRENCH MOT, AND EVERYTHING IN ONLY 6 HOURS AT THE FRENCH OFFICES. BEFORE COMING PREPARE YOUR CERTIFICATE OF CONFORMITY WITH YOU; YOU CAN GET ONE FROM: WWW.EUROCOC.EU >>>>>>(They will ship it in 7 business day by UPS) I LIVE NEAR PARIS ABOUT 10 MIN.YOU WILL AVOID ENGLISH FINE AND YOU WILL BE EXEMPT OF TAX

PLEASE DON'T BUY IT NOW!! (PRICE IS ONLY FOR FRENCH REGISTRATION, YOU CAN PROVIDE YOUR OWN INSURANCE IT S UP TO YOU) YOU WILL PAY ONLY WHEN GETTING YOUR FRENCH REGISTRATION!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN ALSO PROVIDE YOU ONE YEAR INSURANCE, I USED TO BE BROKER AT INSURANCE COMPANY. I WILL GIVE YOU A GOOD PRICE. FOR REQUEST JUST ASK. DON'T MISS THE OPPORTUNITY'

 

Yeah, WHATEVS

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Yeah that'll work, a load of RHD cars on frog plates bombing around Skintshire. You'd hope plod would see that a few miles off.* Were they to do it on Irish plates that might work seeing as they are at least RHD.

 

*In fairness Thames Valley Police let someone use a civic in Oxford on Arab plates for about 5 years. :roll:

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Interesting to see he will get you a French MOT without you getting out of your armchair, I wonder how he's gonna do that?

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There is (or was for a few years at least) a builder's van running around Leamington on German plates. It may have been lhd but it blatently had signwriting in English for a local firm, local phone number etc...

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Crazy thing is someone will probably give him the asking price for it.

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That Dino kit car looks like a squished photo of a Dino.... :lol:

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/300764614416? ... 1438.l2649

 

This is the Singer i saw at a boot sale as well as a show a few months ago, the chap wanted £700 for it but it was quite tatty, it got bought by someone over on Retro Rides but it's now appeared on ebay sounding a lot nicer then it really is...

 

as to be expected there is a bit of rust here and there but nothing major

 

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1968 Singer Vogue 1725 Estate by Trigger's Retro Road Tests!, on Flickr

 

one of the rear arches is a bit suspect with a bit of filler in

 

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1968 Singer Vogue 1725 Estate by Trigger's Retro Road Tests!, on Flickr

 

the doors are solid as are the wings/roof/sills etc etc

 

Except for the hole in the middle of the roof were the CB aerial once was, it's up to £1000 already, someones going to be disappointed.

 

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1968 Singer Vogue 1725 Estate by Trigger's Retro Road Tests!, on Flickr

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