eBay tat volume 3.

[Hertz]

£2350

https://www.facebook.com/share/19HzeF4DgL/

 

[Cavcraft]

Spares or Repairs Ford Focus Ecoboost 1.0 Engine Fire NIWO incl green slip & key | eBay UK 

'New wet belts 50 miles ago incl oil pick up cleaned'

Fucking nice one, M8, when can I collect it?

Soz, cat stood on keyboard.

[Cavcraft]

Anyone had the super singles robbed from their Scania recently? 

ford escort mk2 estate | eBay UK

[Remspoor]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/257783712173?_skw=classic+cars&itmmeta=01M47YYJVZAR8Q18T18ZKD9AA1&itmprp=enc%3AAQALAAAA0GfYFPkwiKCW4ZNSs2u11xAijQzjW8RGxLlpQS%2F8xvAkILY2HNyA4Zucp0iwi7vH0lgRyMvDAMHAYuQ%2BbZOs0ZynLn2IhitdLmSL%2F%2B5sr%2Br%2FK0e3PRFpfc9kZdf1QgBzC9EHoNnAwGSjyNlM8uFUMJlIcd6e%2BKLXgcMdCAVbYfNdf%2BWmrs1uxeWxoQEiPOrr0yzW8TTPCF7rynKyDbacF7yxTv9OQ4rya9SJnmYw3TI0FYyJZFn8J4Uhn79u2GqiXWGGmpk8upYt7BaGdTJM5Oc%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR7Su-v6haA

 

who you gonna call? @eddyramrod

[Bmwdumptruck]

55 minutes ago, D.E said:

Fitting £300 new tyres is a bit nonsensical too, like this is going to drive again soon...

Pre accident surely??  Price is so crazy, quite likely it’s unrepairable, so for spares only. 

[adw1977]

1 hour ago, D.E said:

Man owns Belmont for many years, then crashes in a ditch as if he's a 17 year old joyrider. What a shame, looks like a nice spec...

1986 Vauxhall Belmont 1.8 GLSi

Top of the range!

Even without the accident damage, there seem to be other issues that make the £5k asking price optimisitic:

Presumably the "cyberman" alloys are worth something?

[adw1977]

1993 Vauxhall Carlton 2.6 Eagle Quest Limousine / Pickup

“Started life as a Eagle Quest Limousine, and has been rather crudely converted into a pick up.”

Starting bid £250

Ebay link

[lesapandre]

43 minutes ago, adw1977 said:

1993 Vauxhall Carlton 2.6 Eagle Quest Limousine / Pickup

“Started life as a Eagle Quest Limousine, and has been rather crudely converted into a pick up.”

Starting bid £250

Ebay link

Limousine my ass...

It's a hearse.

[TheIsleofShite]

Patina Ponton 

https://ebay.io/m/xZi3zd

[adw1977]

11 hours ago, D.E said:

Man owns Belmont for many years, then crashes in a ditch as if he's a 17 year old joyrider. What a shame, looks like a nice spec...

1986 Vauxhall Belmont 1.8 GLSi

The item description on that listing is worth a read.  Not sure if the seller is taking the piss or just extremely deluded.

" I can provide the location of the ditch in Belgium where the driver's mirror and orange side indicator cover may be found."

[Cavcraft]

1 hour ago, TheIsleofShite said:

Patina Ponton 

https://ebay.io/m/xZi3zd

That is bloody lovely.

[Cavcraft]

11 hours ago, D.E said:

Man owns Belmont for many years, then crashes in a ditch as if he's a 17 year old joyrider. What a shame, looks like a nice spec...

1986 Vauxhall Belmont 1.8 GLSi

It's only (currently) 9.25am and that listing has had 1,641 views already. Must be a lot of people needing a laugh today.

[D.E]

10 hours ago, Bmwdumptruck said:

Pre accident surely??  Price is so crazy, quite likely it’s unrepairable, so for spares only. 

Yeah you're right, I assumed it was crashed years ago and then sat, but judging by the mot history this was on the road until last year at least!

37 minutes ago, adw1977 said:

The item description on that listing is worth a read.  Not sure if the seller is taking the piss or just extremely deluded.

" I can provide the location of the ditch in Belgium where the driver's mirror and orange side indicator cover may be found."

This is a guy who keeps the original battery "as a spare" for 40 years and knowns the exact month and day he had to buy a new one 19 years ago, I think he might be serious....

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 18 Spare bulbs, original fuel gauge sender with replacement box, original throttle valve switch. I left the battery, headlights on during a foggy day as I visited a friend. That flattened the battery. I walked to a nearby service station and bought an Exide Excell EB602, the largest that would fit (12/04/2007). The original Bosch was kept as a spare but never used again. It's possible, although unlikely, it will still hold enough charge to start the engine.

 

[adw1977]

1971 AUSTIN CAMBRIDGE SUN-TOR CAMPER ONLY 2 OWNERS FROM NEW

Perfect if you fancy a 1950s car built in the 1970s.

£6,495

Ebay link

[M'coli]

12 hours ago, Remspoor said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/257783712173?_skw=classic+cars&itmmeta=01M47YYJVZAR8Q18T18ZKD9AA1&itmprp=enc%3AAQALAAAA0GfYFPkwiKCW4ZNSs2u11xAijQzjW8RGxLlpQS%2F8xvAkILY2HNyA4Zucp0iwi7vH0lgRyMvDAMHAYuQ%2BbZOs0ZynLn2IhitdLmSL%2F%2B5sr%2Br%2FK0e3PRFpfc9kZdf1QgBzC9EHoNnAwGSjyNlM8uFUMJlIcd6e%2BKLXgcMdCAVbYfNdf%2BWmrs1uxeWxoQEiPOrr0yzW8TTPCF7rynKyDbacF7yxTv9OQ4rya9SJnmYw3TI0FYyJZFn8J4Uhn79u2GqiXWGGmpk8upYt7BaGdTJM5Oc%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR7Su-v6haA

 

who you gonna call? @eddyramrod

EMR...

[Heidel_Kakao]

https://www.facebook.com/share/1DYFDKFjW4/

I always thought these looked pretty funky.

[wesacosa]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1612392930927078/?ref=newsfeed

omg, yes please 

[adw1977]

Very nice, and rare.  GL for maximum luxury, too!

[Flat4]

Cracking looking motorhome for only 2 grand!

https://www.facebook.com/share/1FCJYyxQdi/

Very tempting but almost seems too cheap? Great layout though.

[Somerset Suffolk]

VW Shazzer

 

Looks tidy ? lots of history ? no description ? £1100  what do I know ? 

[grogee]

1 hour ago, Flat4 said:

Cracking looking motorhome for only 2 grand!

https://www.facebook.com/share/1FCJYyxQdi/

Very tempting but almost seems too cheap? Great layout though.

Agreed, very cheap and it's MASSIVE. I would consider going to a music festival again if that was my accommodation. 

[Cavcraft]

This looks mega tidy

Rover 100 Metro Convertible 1990-1998 | eBay UK

'tunic cover'

[Cavcraft]

2001 Audi TT MK1 Spares or repair | eBay UK

'I'm being completely upfront'

Not sure your husband agrees, hun

[egg]

£1200. They don't say it but I will, CaN only Go Up in VAlu

https://www.facebook.com/commerce/listing/1490104906236139/

[Flat4]

I have no words.

https://www.facebook.com/share/19ooWk461y/

It's not even a turbo and has a ridiculous exhaust.

[EyesWeldedShut]

3 hours ago, Flat4 said:

Very tempting but almost seems too cheap? Great layout though.

If it was a genuine ad then that's mega cheap - £4K around here for a cheap coachbuilt late 1980s anything  
Maybe diesel is double the price in Prestwick?

[edit] - it's out of MOT by two years - failed on needing some welding (and other stuff) but every other Ducato that age needs a tickle with sparkly stick - ours is a 2013 job with v. low mileage and it's already had some cleaning/derust/paint on the front jacking points - they're cheap platform cabs for a reason ?

[UltraWomble]

4 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

This looks mega tidy

Rover 100 Metro Convertible 1990-1998 | eBay UK

 

If I ever win the lottery one of my goals will be to buy every one of these I see for sale and drive it to the crusher, then push the button myself

 

[Dick Cheeseburger]

On 05/10/2026 at 19:08, TheIsleofShite said:

Kia Pride Van £250

https://www.carandclassic.com/l/C2206338

Group buy material, surely...

[Homersimpson]

On 06/10/2026 at 22:02, Cavcraft said:

Spares or Repairs Ford Focus Ecoboost 1.0 Engine Fire NIWO incl green slip & key | eBay UK 

'New wet belts 50 miles ago incl oil pick up cleaned'

Fucking nice one, M8, when can I collect it?

Soz, cat stood on keyboard.

Yea they took half the engine to bits then it caught fire and its nothing to do with what they did, its the battery suddenly deciding to spontaneously combust.  Fucking amateurs!

[flat4alfa]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2219027458680492

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£800 NO TIMW WASTING