eBay tat volume 3.

[Paul Dupart]

And here's another old fibreglassed tub, only this heap of shit isn't worth a five spot.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-VAUXHALL ... 20c848381b

 

'some recites'

 

 

'Oh, I wish I’d looked after me Nova,

And spotted the perils sprayed over,

All the tat that I glued,

After Halfords I queued,

Oh, I wish I’d looked after me Nova.

 

I wish I’d been that much more willin’

When I had more metal there than fillin’

To pass up that grinder,

From respect to be kinder

And to buy something else with me shillin’.'

 

Brilliant!

[ashmicro]

Outstanding!!

[worldofceri]

That five quid caravan is the sort of bargain Ebay should be full of but just isn't. If I had anywhere to park it I would definitely be on it. I'd love to spend a few weekends pottering around fixing that up - it doesn't look like it needs much at all . Gas lights ftw! Would be great to take it to a fancy Caravan Club site where everyone has a brand new 4×4, twenty grands worth of twin axle tourer and a massive awning with all the gear, and tell everyone who'll listen that your caravan cost the grand total of a fiver.

[HillmanImp]

Starcraft + P100 = win.

 

Ketamine + Camera = fail

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-p100-starcraft-1800-td-camper-motorhome-unfinished-project-/110907810707

[Spiny Norman]

Crusty Riva wagon.

 

[hairymel]

4x Jaaaag MKX and 6x 420G

 

 

these are about 200yards from where i am sitting right now.

 

must pop round and see what other shite he is selling off

[willswitchengage]

A BXer is selling his 1.9 NA diesel:

 

 

Sadly it's in Cornplasterwall...

[retrogeezer]

Billy, you have surpassed even your own high standards with the Pam Ayres poem....twelvty/ten!

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-MERCURY- ... 0857388690

 

Hey I like the look of this ugly old POS

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1960-WILLIS-J ... 1107603277

 

If this is a 1960 Willys jeep, why does it say 'first reg 2009' in the details, and why does it have an airbag? And more importantly, how come it looks so fucking shit?

[Cavcraft]

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That Jeep looks like the result of a drug fuelled BUMMING between a Mahindra and Brum.

[John F]

MONG OF THE WEEK CANDIDATE!

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2-5-TD-RANGE- ... 3cc87f02ea

 

On the face of it, a reasonably cheap 2.5 TD P38 Range Rover, BUT...

 

Unforchuntly the turbo on this range rover is broken,but on the other hand it dose have new disc brakes on the back wheels.

 

Oh, that's all right then.

 

My grandad has spent lots of money coverting the shashe from a air shashe to a coil shashe

 

 

Er... good?

 

please be jenerous whith your biding because grandad is going to give me a percentige

 

 

He should give you a kick up the arse for skipping off school, you twonk.

[vulgalour]

Genuine £5.00 caravan

 

Would if I had a towing vehicle and could find somewhere to put it, that's very much my sort of thing.

[Louise2cv]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-MERCURY-COMET-/150857388690

 

Hey I like the look of this ugly old POS

 

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezus. That is rank.

 

Also Volksangyl, buy a towbar for the princess for teh ultimate winnage!

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-MK2-Vaux ... 1016482162

 

Old boy gives his owned-from-new, full-service-historied Astra to his grandson, grandson gives it a coat of the old matt black, then decides (rightly) that it looks fucking shite, sticks it on the bay, inevitably no normal person will touch it with a bargepole, Astra ends up going round the oval.

[Cavcraft]

Check out this turnip

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mk1-Volkswage ... 27c928126d

 

'Mk1 golf front valance cut and made to fit the polo front end'

 

Oh aye, effing great job. The panels gaps are wide enough to stick an elephant's beef thermometer through and he's fruined what was probably a nice little car.

[Guest]

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That Jeep looks like the result of a drug fuelled BUMMING between a Mahindra and Brum.

 

Check the title on the bay..........it's very 'rear'

[Skizzer]

In a rather surprising turn of events, Mrs Skizzer wants me to buy that green Princess 2200 from a few pages back

 

Anyone else on here mad keen on it? If so I shan't stand in your way; otherwise, here goes.

 

Have a pic of the sumptuous beige velour interior to refresh your memory:

[worldofceri]

Wow. Mrs Skizzer is a keeper.

 

In other news, have we had this Rover P6 Wildlife Habitat yet?

 

 

According to the vendor it has lots of rare NADA spec extras. Presumably they don't mean the dandelion growing out of the scuttle. The engine was allegedly turned over by hand recently, in which case Bonnet Panel Gap Lichen grows back exceedingly quickly in their neck of the jungle.

[willswitchengage]

 

Unique National, apparently a good chassis and the primeval fun of a semi-auto gearbox. £1000

[Cavcraft]

This probably has more horses in the back than in the engine

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Dodge-50-Hors ... 43b1be18ab

 

'Rear loading. Ideal ladies box'

 

I've got something ideal for ladies boxes too, but it's front loading.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Check the view out of this dude's window.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1984-TALBOT-A ... 0945702962

 

WINNAR%%%%%!!!!

[Cavcraft]

Talking of which I've just literally UNLOADED MY SACKS over this

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-Lorry ... 231fcbe11b

[Mr_Bo11ox]

That Dodge 50 looks like a good way to ensure all future access to ladies boxes is curtailed. I believe if you can prove it is only ever used for carrying extinct species you can get an MOT exemption on those BTW.

[Cavcraft]

Fit French fancy

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-DS-19 ... 4605aae56a

 

'Other areas that require attention are the rear elephant ears'

 

I tried the old 'elephant ears' at my wife's works do in 1994 and almost required the attention of a good lawyer.

[Cavcraft]

That Dodge 50 looks like a good way to ensure all future access to ladies boxes is curtailed. I believe if you can prove it is only ever used for carrying extinct species you can get an MOT exemption on those BTW.

 

OMG, LEAVE ME ALONE YOU E-BULLIES! FFS ITS ONLY EVER CARRIED HORSES AND HAS AN AGRICULUTURAL MOT ANYHOW AND YOU DON'T NEED AN MOT IF YOU'RE RUNNING ON CHERRY & ONLY TAKING BROKEN DOWN HORSES TO KWIKFIT. HOPE THAT CLEARS THAT UP AND I KNOW IT'S TRUE BECAUSE I HAVE A STAMP FROM THE POST OFFICE.

 

Rover Tickford Turbo!

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ROVER-820-TIC ... 20c85ca748

 

'The interior needs a clean as does the expansion tank which has burst it's banks and pissed all over Cambelt-on-Tow and the nearby hamlet of Little Inner Wing'

[Cavcraft]

Can't be far off the ultimate two wheeled shiteage?

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jawa-CZ-350-D ... 2ec03615b9

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1980-Austin-a ... 2c66d152cc

 

'Some servise history'

 

It's service John, service.

 

'had it regularly servised'

 

No, you've had it SERVICED, not 'servised', ok?

 

'Since owning it i have servised it'

 

 

'sertanly not perfect'

 

Just like your spelling.

[Cavcraft]

WAHEY!

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VOLVO-164-AUT ... 35be51242a

 

Three litres of aceness.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-VAUXHALL ... 0826302582

 

175th turn on eBay for this thing, wonder if it will make it to the end of auction this time before he pulls it? I see he's twatted it into a kerb and bent the rear axle since the last attempt to bay it off.