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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-VOLKSWAG ... 231f9291ee

 

'This cars previous owner was a true VW enthusiast. He spent around £3000 on this car! Then there is the custom paint job which has to be a one off!'

 

Some of this [completely wasted] three large appears to have been spent gluing an A4 turbo to a Polo manifold which he helpfully just lobbed in the boot.

michael1703 Rank: Renault 16

michael1703

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Ford Thames 400e "POWERTRUCK"

 

These were weird as shit and pretty impractical in their day.

 

So you took a 400e pick up, took the engine out and dumped an Atlas Copco Diesel driven compressor on the back and also used it to propel the engineless vee hickle along by a big fat belt.

 

Pretty pointless and if you restored one, what would you do with it

 

well, heres one

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/290740978592? ... 1423.l2649

willswitchengage Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

willswitchengage

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Rover Montego with 2.0 turbo diesel Perkins Prima engine

 

No MOT since 2008 but doesn't look too difficult to get back on the road

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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We have a Honda Civic shaped hole here at Cavcraft and ideally want a shitty old Galaxy/Sharon/Alhembra for cycle carrying/possible towing duties. Therefore buying something along those lines would be sensible. Not this.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-VAUXHALL ... 1e70049820

 

It obviously needs some mild anti-twatterage, I think he's been trying to offload it a while and there doesn't seem to be much MOT or any mention of tax. BUT...it's reasonably priced, has the badge on the bonnet and isn't far away.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Ex-Sporty Shite/Cavcraft Cavalier. The lad who's selling this is ace, when he gets a car he just goes mad and does almost everything possible to get it right.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-VAUXHALL ... 2572e538a6

 

Sadly some f*cker broke into it hence the different coloured door.

R9UKE Rank: Citroen Ami

R9UKE

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HELLO!

 

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23,000 miles

 

Award winning attempt at number plate blurring there.

 

That Green Laguna V6 looks nice, but that's all it'll be good at. Renault didn't think about giving the manual gearbox any kind of feel... the 1.8 has a nicer shift. I hate mine that much that it's being broken, and I'll enjoy doing it...

worldofceri Rank: Renault 16

worldofceri

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HELLO!

Samara

 

I've driven past where this lives a number of times (I think). The fact that it appears to be up to it's axles in wet grass is a little deceptive, I reckon. Pretty sure it's moved around the drive quite a bit indicating it's been used more than the expired mot might suggest.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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In the market for a Griffin Coupe, are you Billy?

 

Engine Size: 1297 cc

Transmission: 2/3 SPEED AUTO

Not as close as the Calibra, but it's "right up your street".

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-VAUXHALL ... 1048758035

 

 

That's bloody ace for the money Joe, full ticket and some rent in the window!

 

Hmm...

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Local (not on eBay) MOT-less Cav SRi looks nice.

michael1703 Rank: Renault 16

michael1703

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I dont like the neighbours curtains and I dont trust the sneaky cat, but that looks surprisingly unchavved and clean

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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That is pretty shitey, yes, but the badge on the boot clearly states 1.5. Now if you want real misery, go for the 1.1:

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As found by me here in Paphos!

HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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We have a Honda Civic shaped hole here at Cavcraft and ideally want a shitty old Galaxy/Sharon/Alhembra for cycle carrying/possible towing duties. Therefore buying something along those lines would be sensible. Not this.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-VAUXHALL ... 1e70049820

 

It obviously needs some mild anti-twatterage, I think he's been trying to offload it a while and there doesn't seem to be much MOT or any mention of tax. BUT...it's reasonably priced, has the badge on the bonnet and isn't far away.

 

If I had not bought the Audi I would be all over this as it was another of the 'cars I wanted when I was a kid that I can now buy for £500'. This Celicas, MR2s, Corrados, XJ6s and of course Audi Coupes etc. All mental cheap.

HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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That Lada is mega grim. All the shiteness of the normal Samara without the practicality or space of the hatchback. Brilliant. No wonder I don't recall ever seeing one, they probably sold in single figures over here.

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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That Lada is mega grim. All the shiteness of the normal Samara without the practicality or space of the hatchback. Brilliant. No wonder I don't recall ever seeing one, they probably sold in single figures over here.

 

 

You just know it was driven by a sour faced old giffer who spent his spare time writing to the local paper complaining the number 38 bus no longer stops outside Morrisons, and those kids next door are playing too loudly

willswitchengage Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

willswitchengage

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ou just know it was driven by a sour faced old giffer who spent his spare time writing to the local paper complaining the number 38 bus no longer stops outside Morrisons, and those kids next door are playing too loudly

 

http://apiln.blogspot.co.uk/

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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That Carlton's great and the same amount of money I paid for the one I bought 10 years ago.

M'coli Rank: Isuzu Florian

M'coli

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ou just know it was driven by a sour faced old giffer who spent his spare time writing to the local paper complaining the number 38 bus no longer stops outside Morrisons, and those kids next door are playing too loudly

 

http://apiln.blogspot.co.uk/

You should read the letters page of the CSMA magazine - it makes the letters in Viz sound real!

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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ou just know it was driven by a sour faced old giffer who spent his spare time writing to the local paper complaining the number 38 bus no longer stops outside Morrisons, and those kids next door are playing too loudly

 

http://apiln.blogspot.co.uk/

You should read the letters page of the CSMA magazine - it makes the letters in Viz sound real!

 

 

:lol:

 

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I don't know why he's complaining about more students - I bet he has a couple buried under his patio.

 

 

We do get some absolute crackers at work, either the old giffer letters which normally addressed to British Rail and sometimes even written on a typewriter, or the indignant mothers outraged their perfect little angel received a penalty fare for the trivial offence of breaking the law

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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There's gazillions of E36's out there but this is a 325td with an X5 intercooler. It also looks properly tidy for £685 (given it's done 212,000 miles) and has plenty T&T.

 

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eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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I'm on German ebay and thought some of their cars might go down well. Anyone fancy a Solara for 545 euros? With 43000 km on the clock????

http://www.ebay.de/itm/Talbot-62B-/1708 ... 27c8c544f4

 

Sorry, no pics, I appear to have forgotten how to save them, but hey, all you have to do is look at the link...

 

http://www.ebay.de/itm/Opel-Rekord-D-/1 ... 27c8d76a50

Not the prettiest Opel, but only 735 euros so you can afford to smarten it up a bit.

 

http://www.ebay.de/itm/Fiat-1500-Spider ... 19d2a487f0

Fiat Spyder, not one you'll see every day...

 

http://www.ebay.de/itm/Barkas-B-1000-Fe ... 3f1964efc4

Barkas! Not only that, it's a fire van, and it's only 104 euros. What can possibly go wrong?

 

http://www.ebay.de/itm/Citroen-GSA-brea ... 46053832e9

This ought to excite a few peeps at 500 euros...

 

http://www.ebay.de/itm/Fiat-500-Oldtime ... 1e6fd2828b

683 euros, not too bad really....

 

http://www.ebay.de/itm/Simca-Talbot-130 ... 35be0065d2

Or for a couple of hundred more, you too can be like Gary Cox of this parish!

 

http://www.ebay.de/itm/Diesel-6-2-GMC-V ... 77?pt=Auto

Perfect for Shitefest!

 

http://www.ebay.de/itm/Opel-Bedford-Bli ... 25728e8223

101 euros is the bid on a barnfind CF with a Ford V6 in it...

 

http://www.ebay.de/itm/Mopedauto-50-ccm ... 3cc8766888

Microcar, anyone? It's certainly cheap enough.

 

http://www.ebay.de/itm/FORD-GRANADA-2-8 ... m20c7da475

505 euros. That's way cheap enough for a 2.8 Granada, anywhere in the world!

 

http://www.ebay.de/itm/Wartburg-353-Chr ... utomobile&

Very clean Wartburg, should go well past 927 euros.

 

http://www.ebay.de/itm/BMW-320er-E-21-1 ... 27c8ebf74b

Early 3-series, a mere 351 euros...

 

http://www.ebay.de/itm/Mercedes-350-SEL ... 43b16d7b65

SEL, shown on a transporter so I'm guessing something doesn't work, but for 413 euros.....

 

http://www.ebay.de/itm/Raritat-Daihatsu ... h=item3378

Little Daihatsu bus, 156 euros...

 

Those should stir a few tents, and I only did 3 pages! :lol:

CreepingJesus Rank: Renault 16

CreepingJesus

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528i SE, in need of restoration so it says. Can't see much wrong with it.

 

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XM Turbo teflon, no road rent but 8 months ticket.

 

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825 D in need of some love and care.

 

Would restore myself but currently working on my Stag!

 

You'll need to restore yourself after tangling with a Stag...

Des Rank: Renault 16

Des

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Check this despeate old shitter. I looked at this about 3 or 4 years ago in the Hendon area, was owned by a decent sort who had saved it and unwisely spent a fair amount on what little running gear remained to get it rolling, his intention being to gather the parts to make it whole again but had lost his storage space. Only took a glance for me to see it was rotten right through, the rough alluminium shell barely holding on. He was a likeable chap and after a chat about how he was going to get shot I offered him a bonnet, (it wasn't a great one but would have been the best panel on the car) to help its chances, he didn't ever come for the bonnet, and the thing sold promptly anyway, to swiss buyers for about 1.5K, maybe its likeness to their cheese clinched it.

Looks like they've come to their senses.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BRISTOL-1952-401-SALOON-/330761242200?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4d02e80658

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KruJoe Rank: Lancia Gamma

KruJoe

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I'm on German ebay and thought some of their cars might go down well. Anyone fancy a Solara for 545 euros? With 43000 km on the clock????

http://www.ebay.de/itm/Talbot-62B-/1708 ... 27c8c544f4

 

Sorry, no pics, I appear to have forgotten how to save them...

You don't need to save them Eddy.

Ebay have changed the set-up again. I'm on firefox.

 

1.Click on the pic you want to make it big in a new window.

2. Right click on it - "view page info".

3. "Media" tab.

4. Right click, copy the highlighted line.

5. Close the new windows and paste between the _ things here.

6. WIN!

 

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:)

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