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cobblers Rank: Isuzu Florian

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/318625549.htm?ca=20_s

 

Super clean boggo Jetta with a golf 16v engine fitted, half an hour from the dover ferry, 600€

 

 

That's hotter than whoever she is that does the numbers on countdown since Vorderman died.

 

From a translation of the description it IS TAKEN ON TRAY ABSOLUTELY so I reckon that's frog code for it wont drive to the docks.

 

One day the planets will align and something like this will crop up when I've got some cash and I'll end up stuck at the side of the road in France with an AX GT on 3 wheels and an injured Nun about 100 yards away and it will be all Autoshites fault.

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/318625549.htm?ca=20_s

 

Super clean boggo Jetta with a golf 16v engine fitted, half an hour from the dover ferry, 600€

 

 

That's hotter than whoever she is that does the numbers on countdown since Vorderman died.

 

From a translation of the description it IS TAKEN ON TRAY ABSOLUTELY so I reckon that's frog code for it wont drive to the docks.

 

One day the planets will align and something like this will crop up when I've got some cash and I'll end up stuck at the side of the road in France with an AX GT on 3 wheels and an injured Nun about 100 yards away and it will be all Autoshites fault.

 

It needs an exhaust downpipe, radiator hoses and the injection wiring sorted to make it a runner apparently. MUST BE TAKEN AWAY ON TRAILER! he says as well.

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John F Rank: Lancia Gamma

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1980-Mitsubis ... 0756634137

 

This looks pretty class

 

this is a very fast car

 

No it isnt, thats a blatant lie.

 

mot has just expired and will have no bother going through it again

 

come on man, you want £2000 for the fuggin thing, spend £40 on a ticket you tightwad bastard :roll::roll::roll::roll::roll:

 

 

And give the driver's seat a wipe whilst you're at it, you dirty-arsed bastard.

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John F Rank: Lancia Gamma

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AHHHHHHH my EYES!

 

That seppo scrote is HIDEOUS, without having any redeeming aesthetic features! Send it back to them & tell them to try MUCH HARDER to build cars that aren't DEFINITION-STRETCHINGLY UGLY :evil:

 

MECHANICALLY IT'S FITTED WITH THE DISERABLE 1900CC PETROL ENGINE.

 

Is that a contraction of "distinctly miserable"? :lol:

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RedSparrow Rank: Renault 16

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Is that Escort a shorter wheelbase than euro ones? The back window looks smaller. Maybe its the stretched nose that makes it look out of proportion.

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trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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That Escort even has that horrible seat belt system that strangles you when you turn the ignition on.

 

Years ago there was a USA spec Mitsubishi Colt on the farm yard where i worked in for some rust repairs with those shit seat belt, a few days after it came in the farmer knocked one of those mega large bails of hay onto the roof off it and flattened it. Best thing that ever happended to that car.

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warren t claim Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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£750. Needs welding.

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... /101442479

 

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£900

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... /101909201

 

No pics for this Proton JUMBUCK

£650

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... /101885801

 

Let's see what's on offer around the world.

First stop Australia.

 

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£6200

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/croydon/ ... 1001620783

 

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Decent two door shell. £750.

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/whyalla/ ... 1001607487

 

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£22000

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/ocean-re ... /351897499

 

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6 cyl Marina. One owner. £680

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/seaford/ ... 1001834415

 

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Converted to twin 40s. £1800

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/richmond ... 1001208403

 

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£750

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/east-lis ... 1001680913

 

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£375.

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/somerton ... /354135031

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Ross_K Rank: Citroen Ami

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-FORD-ESC ... 0692978296

 

Check out this thunderously shit Yankee escort. Its got a 1.9 CVH engine apparently so i imagine could be quite appealing to some no-necked wanker who will fit the bottom end in his RS TURBO CONVERTIBLE 300BHP MOTORSPORT and blow it up in about a week.

 

Piece of shit.

 

Not so interesting fact: The 89 Escort was only car ever featured on Pimp My RIde that they straight out refused to "pimp". They got rid of it and gave the owner a Toyota or something.

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I quite like that Yankee Escort, Yes i'm sure it's utterly crap, and probably develops about 9bhp due to the wheezy CVH being 'smogged up'

 

But it looks like a chinese copy of a Mk3, or one of those cheap toy cars that bare a 'slight' resemblance to the vehicle it's supposed to be.

 

I'm also assuming it's probably Mazda 323 based, hence the oddly narrow track and short wheelbase. Comes with instant Aframe brackets attached too!

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Ross_K Rank: Citroen Ami

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Is this autoshite? A Phaeton for €4750? A low entry price to an expensive club...

I'll resist the urge to say something about slamming it on the ground and adding a roof rack

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/cars/2952692

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I've got a soft spot for the Starion.

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/vintagecars/3259848

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mite p/ex with cash my way for a sierra and some good LSD

 

Don't pass up this chance to bag a COLLECTORS ITEM Mazda 323. It's only got 136000 miles and a dent and some tyres and a respray.

Did I mention it's a COLLECTORS ITEM? Yeah a scrap metal collector's item maybe...

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/vintagecars/3271452

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ae86,altezza,rs,escort,silvia,focus
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UK reg Cherry in Dublin. No doubt someone bought it for £225 last week, added a zero to the price and changed it to euros.

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/vintagecars/2862863

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€900 P100. Shame the owner's fucked the back up with his mods... :roll:

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/vintagecars/3060856

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23,000 mile Nova. Is it worth €1400 though?

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/vintagecars/3316062

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'85 Jap import Carina - if it had tax or test it wouldn't be a bad buy for €500.

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/vintagecars/3088352

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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'ACCORDING TO HOWMANY WEB SITE NONE OF THESE ARE REGISTERED IN UK. ACCORDING TO HOWMANY WEBSITE WHEN OWNER SENDS LOGBOOK IN WILL HAVE THE LAST REGISTERED.'

 

According to me they're talking bollocks.

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Ross_K Rank: Citroen Ami

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Is the steering wheel and centre console covered in mould, or are my eyes going? Looks like its been somewhere damp...

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