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Posted
10 hours ago, wuvvum said:

How the fuck has a C reg Escort that lives on the Isle of Wight managed to survive?!  :shock:

Amazing how many cars survive on the Island, my 1976 Austin Allegro has lived here all its life and is remarkably rust free

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2 hours ago, TheIsleofShite said:

Amazing how many cars survive on the Island, my 1976 Austin Allegro has lived here all its life and is remarkably rust free

The trains are even older there. It's a sunny island.

Posted
15 minutes ago, High Jetter said:

The trains are even older there. It's a sunny island.

Aren’t they 1938 London Tube stock ? 

Posted
6 minutes ago, goosey said:

Aren’t they 1938 London Tube stock ? 

1960's built, I think, but 30's design.

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"Well Oiled" well someone certainly was!

The buyer will need to be too.

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Posted
9 hours ago, High Jetter said:

1960's built, I think, but 30's design.

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Unfortunately they ‘upgraded’ to 1970s ex tube trains a few years a go, before that they were 1930s rolling stock, they were literally falling apart but had charm. 

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ok what does S&H mean??

Vanden plas Austin alegro  1974 1.5 automatic barn find drivable project - Picture 8 of 20

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Side- and Head-light?

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On 30/05/2025 at 19:22, D.E said:

Corsa B.

"Needs full restoration".

£4,000.

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1995 Vauxhall Corsa

1995-vauxhall-corsa-6835b6f18a194.jpg?fi

Eh...

Dear me, what a load of fucking drivel.

Reminds me of a comment made in Wales online previously after a car was found crashed into the river Tawe and the body's not discovered for a number of hours. 

Didn't take long for footage to emerge of the driver getting into it pissed at 3am and being the main cause, too much speed and under the influence. 

They were driving a mini JCW thing which yes are a nippy little car but one bloke put up a comment to a reply "look em up butt, they're the fastest cars on the road, look at the insurance quotes on them, they can 200mph" 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄.

 

 

 

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1996 Ford Escort 1.6 Cabaret Limited Edition Hatchback 5dr Petrol Manual (89 bhp - Picture 1 of 24

1996 Ford Escort 1.6 Cabaret Limited Edition Hatchback 5dr Petrol Manual (89 bhp | eBay UK

'The car has done a genuine & DVLA Verified 29k Miles '

'expect some age related marks and ware'

'£9,995.00'

For ten thousand fucking quid, I'd expect the advisories from it's last MOT and the age related marks and 'ware' have been fixed by using large chunks of the Koh-I-Noor diamond, and any paint chips were repaired using scrapings from the ceiling of the Sistine pissing Chapel.

Posted
5 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

1996 Ford Escort 1.6 Cabaret Limited Edition Hatchback 5dr Petrol Manual (89 bhp - Picture 1 of 24

1996 Ford Escort 1.6 Cabaret Limited Edition Hatchback 5dr Petrol Manual (89 bhp | eBay UK

'The car has done a genuine & DVLA Verified 29k Miles '

'expect some age related marks and ware'

'£9,995.00'

For ten thousand fucking quid, I'd expect the advisories from it's last MOT and the age related marks and 'ware' have been fixed by using large chunks of the Koh-I-Noor diamond, and any paint chips were repaired using scrapings from the ceiling of the Sistine pissing Chapel.

When are you picking it up ?

Posted
15 minutes ago, camryv6 said:

When are you picking it up ?

When they move the decimal point to just after the first number and let me know if it's in pushing distance of Morecambe bay.

Posted
2 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

It's a bit like saying you have the best genital wart in Europe. 

And why I didn’t post this when I saw it. I thought it too miserable, even for us!

Posted
4 minutes ago, Dyslexic Viking said:

That's a Sierra I want, and I mean it.

I think the winter has been too long for you this time 😂

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Posted
35 minutes ago, Dyslexic Viking said:

That's a Sierra I want, and I mean it.

I literally wouldn't be able to write that sentence.  There is no Ford Sierra that would qualify.

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Posted
2 minutes ago, eddyramrod said:

I literally wouldn't be able to write that sentence.  There is no Ford Sierra that would qualify.

I don't usually want a Sierra myself either but that is lovely. A estate in a nice blue color in good condition and with a reliable and fuel efficient diesel engine, what's not to like?

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