eBay tat volume 3.

[Cavcraft]

'What 3 words?'

'Erm..Iveco..Camping...Telford' 

Iveco 35-10 van spares or repairs camper van. | eBay

TL:DR version:

Pros:

It's a partly finished camper

It's been converted to a Mercedes OMNOMNOM 0898 diesel engine

Cons:

There is no Mercedes engine (or gearbox) with it.

There's nothing in the back of it.

 

 

[horriblemercedes]

4 hours ago, grogee said:

What lies beneath...

Interceptor bits, offers Chipping Camden.

"was just needing reassembly but we have now decided we are going to break the car and part it out and all parts are available"

Wonder why this is an aborted project - owner couldn't pay, or passed away? Or discovered huge bodge in bodyshell?

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1968-jensen-interceptor-mk2-for-spares-parts-engine-interior-etc-1000-coupe-petr/1453498970

Even one that's not bodged is horrendously expensive to restore and prices are unpredictable for Jensens. It's probably just that 

[RoverFolkUs]

"In need of restoration or just dust it down and drive away" 

Erm, surely it's one or the other m8?

Here we have a bran find Rover Triumph TR7: 

Aforementioned bran in background for added authenticity ✅

Obligatory gormless character standing in the background of at least one photo ✅

More bran ✅

OMGWHITEBACKGROUNDTAX ✅

Inaccurate title ✅

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/613287567478537/

[Schaefft]

Quote

You may note the protective plastic film is still present to the sunroof and also in part (although brittle) on the rear seats and in a few other locations inside too.
 

https://www.brightwells.com/timed-sale/5370#lotid-619181

[Shite Ron]

This looks interesting, must be very rare with the steering wheel on the correct side:

It is a fantastic colour and gets even better when you see the interior:

https://angliacarauctions.co.uk/classic-auctions/2575-01-Apr-2023/1431~1-1974-lancia-2000

[chrisjvm]

12 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

'What 3 words?'

'Erm..Iveco..Camping...Telford' 

Iveco 35-10 van spares or repairs camper van. | eBay

TL:DR version:

Pros:

It's a partly finished camper

It's been converted to a Mercedes OMNOMNOM 0898 diesel engine

Cons:

There is no Mercedes engine (or gearbox) with it.

There's nothing in the back of it.

 

 

'what3words'  😂😂

[wesacosa]

[MiniMinorMk3]

3 hours ago, Shite Ron said:

This looks interesting, must be very rare with the steering wheel on the correct side:

It is a fantastic colour and gets even better when you see the interior:

https://angliacarauctions.co.uk/classic-auctions/2575-01-Apr-2023/1431~1-1974-lancia-2000

That is probably the only RHD 1974 2000 Inezione in the world.

Has a dog leg box...

and curtains for those private dogging sessions

[wuvvum]

Not one but TWO air-conditioned Carina Es ending this afternoon.  One of them even has a wood* dash.  Be still my beating heart.

[D.E]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/165986934328?hash=item26a5979e38:g:IjgAAOSwH6lkFNhM

[D.E]

One pic, little info, £200. MOT until June...

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202303175361608?advertising-location=at_cars&year-to=2006&include-delivery-option=on&sort=datedesc&price-to=1000&postcode=cb12az&radius=1500&onesearchad=New&onesearchad=Nearly New&onesearchad=Used&page=3

[grogee]

36 minutes ago, D.E said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/165986934328?hash=item26a5979e38:g:IjgAAOSwH6lkFNhM

It goes without saying that this is frankly indecently arousing. Did they all have LHD wiper pattern?

Bidding already over £2k.

"Engine starts and runs and sounds in good health"

You sure about that m9? Not running on 3 cylinders, is it?

[Supernaut]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/kia/kia-soul-1.6-2011-long-mot/1454069607

Some utterly depraved part of my brain finds this strangely appealing.

I mean, just look at the interior.

 

I hired a Kia Soul in 2017 over in Alberta and drove it around the Rockies for a week. It coped admirably well and was a silly shade of bright green. I think that's why I have a soft spot for them.

[grogee]

1 hour ago, Supernaut said:

https://www.gumtree.com/p/kia/kia-soul-1.6-2011-long-mot/1454069607

Some utterly depraved part of my brain finds this strangely appealing.

I mean, just look at the interior.

 

I hired a Kia Soul in 2017 over in Alberta and drove it around the Rockies for a week. It coped admirably well and was a silly shade of bright green. I think that's why I have a soft spot for them.

I like them too.

#gifferlove

[D.E]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/225486284368?hash=item348007a650:g:ZSkAAOSwWeRkFfEK

[D.E]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/266178303944?hash=item3df97697c8:g:HqMAAOSw3wRkFcsv

[wesacosa]

[wesacosa]

[D.E]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/115735343607?hash=item1af25d31f7:g:Z34AAOSwbJZkFIMr

[Hertz]

https://www.carandclassic.com/l/C1557402

[wesacosa]

[Hertz]

https://www.carandclassic.com/car/C1561901

£1100

 

[RoverFolkUs]

3 hours ago, wesacosa said:

That bloke comes across as slightly crazy, his name pops up frequently, I remember he bought a Rover 45 out of the enthusiasts group for something like £300 preaching how it's worthless because of the poor MOT history it had. He ended up getting it then a month or so later it was up for a grand being declared as the best one out there and won't need much for it's MOT in 2 weeks time... 🤦

[RoverFolkUs]

£8695 for a 2010 Fiesta

 

[colino]

That 2cv reminds me, did Hubnut sell his softtop to Bigclive who's now wearing it as a hat?

[RoverFolkUs]

Scrapyard fresh MK2 Mondeo... 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/ford-mondeo-18-lx/1452057909

£1950, spares or repairs. Good luck with that! 

Cracked bumper, obvs ✅

Bonus shit stains on the rear seats. Lovely ✅

Gr9 background.. ✅

FFS even the claw is in view waiting to scrap it 🤣

[RoverFolkUs]

If an overpriced Mondeo doesn't tickle your fancy then how about a Talbot Samba from the same yard? 

Bonus extreme number plate obfuscation, just snap half of them off 🤣

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/talbot-samba/1453764637

Low cost high liability beemer peeping into shot ✅

Obligatory gormless character in background ✅

[RoverFolkUs]

Aforementioned low cost high liability

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/bmw-745-44-auto-2003my-i/1452066797

"Seems to drive ok when driven up the road" - so it doesn't drive ok anywhere other than the road? Good to know!

3 Vau*halls sitting in their happy place in the background ✅

Nice waiting room for the RAC ✅

Number plate obfuscation ✅

[High Jetter]

31 minutes ago, RoverFolkUs said:

£8695 for a 2010 Fiesta

 

Somewhat* optimistic, but that's not unusual for them.

[RoverFolkUs]

4 minutes ago, High Jetter said:

Somewhat* optimistic, but that's not unusual for them.

Indeed so it would seem. 

Three and a half for an Astra H that's done 140k? No, me neither

Oh, plus the £149 admin fee. Get in the sea...