eBay tat volume 3.

[D.E]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/304484936599?hash=item46e4b76b97:g:C4QAAOSwbO1i24kx

[wuvvum]

1 hour ago, D.E said:

Judging by these pictures Great Yarmouth appears to be located on a very steep hill. 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/mg/mg-mgtf-convertible-2004-manual-1796-cc-2-doors/1438986545

With any luck it's finally sinking into the sea.

[11001010]

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/2157553523.htm

 

[Rustybullethole]

Loving that on those wheels 

[11001010]

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/2199876479.htm

 

[11001010]

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/2080654942.htm

 

[grogee]

On 8/4/2022 at 9:03 PM, Cavcraft said:

Genuinely struggling to think of a better way to spunk five large on a  vehicle

 

1980 Bedford coach | eBay

I used to go to school on something like that, maybe. Used to have nightmares about it tipping over; the driver used to give it beans

[Rustybullethole]

@Cavcraft so you bought it then yeah?

[grogee]

5 hours ago, SH1TE said:

 

 

I love how the overriding impression from that video is epic trim rattle

[grogee]

This week's episode of George's Marvellous Midlands Motors, pt1:

MK2 Gooner diesel, £1495. Almost certainly just been valeted.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/2007-renault-laguna-20-dci-dynamique-5dr-estate-diesel-manual/1433331594?utm_source=com.atomczak.notepat&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_android

[grogee]

pt.2

Golf skip £1495

Photographed outside the lovely Jephson Gardens in Leamington Spa. (Loveliness of garden does not imply loveliness of car)

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/2002-volkswagen-golf-20-se-2dr-convertible-petrol-manual/1431768553?utm_source=com.atomczak.notepat&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_android

[grogee]

pt.3

Seat Audi A4, 184k miles, £1700 Cov

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/2010-60-seat-exeo-20-tdi-cr-se-lux-143-estate-full-mot-leather-cruise-climate/1430270126?utm_source=com.atomczak.notepat&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_android

 

[grogee]

pt.4

Not-in-frame Mk1 Focus with fucked front bumper but low miles, £1200 Cov

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/ford-focus-hatchback-2002-manual-1596-cc-3-doors/1438986594?utm_source=com.atomczak.notepat&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_android

[grogee]

pt.5

Americanized Saab with LPG powah, £1600 Warks

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/2008-cadillac-bls-20t-se-4dr-lpg-gas-high-spec-px-welcome-saloon-petrol/1438202903?utm_source=com.atomczak.notepat&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_android

[Rod/b]

13 minutes ago, grogee said:

pt.2

Golf skip £1495

Photographed outside the lovely Jephson Gardens in Leamington Spa. (Loveliness of garden does not imply loveliness of car)

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/2002-volkswagen-golf-20-se-2dr-convertible-petrol-manual/1431768553?utm_source=com.atomczak.notepat&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_android

The house i sold this time last year is LIDERALLY 30 seconds from that bridge.

[Cavcraft]

yamaha fs1e spares or repairs | eBay

This should be a good idea of how fucked the market is at the moment. It's not even FS1E (it's an FS1) and already at more than it should be price wise, imho.

[grogee]

pt.6

Stoved-in tailgate 205 dizzel, £600 Towcester (say "Toaster"). Six weeks test left. Ad says turbo, pics say NA

Ideal post-apocalyptic transport, these run on veg don't they?

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1995-peugeot-205-18d-zest-limited-edition-3dr-hatchback-diesel-manual/1438194393?utm_source=com.atomczak.notepat&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_android

[grogee]

1 minute ago, Rod/b said:

The house i sold this time last year is LIDERALLY 30 seconds from that bridge.

It's a nice park, good end of town, but too close to Clusterfuck Junction for me (station/Tatchbrook Rd)

[Cavcraft]

1 minute ago, Rod/b said:

The house i sold this time last year is LIDERALLY 30 seconds from that bridge.

Can you go back and get that Golf 30 seconds from the bridge, pls?

[grogee]

pt.7

607 2.2 HDi auto 150k miles. WCPGW?

£1200 Warks

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/2004-peugeot-607-22-hdi-se-4dr-automatic-long-mot-delivery-available-sal/1424572397?utm_source=com.atomczak.notepat&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_android

[grogee]

pt.8

Frankly objectionable

£1150 Cov

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/bmw-x3-20-diesel-full-mot-12-months-fsh-3-keys/1438951260?utm_source=com.atomczak.notepat&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_android

[Lacquer Peel]

13 minutes ago, grogee said:

pt.6

Stoved-in tailgate 205 dizzel, £600 Towcester (say "Toaster"). Six weeks test left. Ad says turbo, pics say NA

Ideal post-apocalyptic transport, these run on veg don't they?

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1995-peugeot-205-18d-zest-limited-edition-3dr-hatchback-diesel-manual/1438194393?utm_source=com.atomczak.notepat&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_android

 

It comes up as a TD on Total Car Check and the piping suggests there is a turbo lurking. Remember these don't come with an intercooler, top mount or otherwise. 

Unfortunately for veg running this has a Lucas pump

[grogee]

pt.9

Lightly* crashed spaceship Civic

£700, or offers

"Couldn’t start might be minor fault"

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/honda-civic-16-patrol/1438713000?utm_source=com.atomczak.notepat&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_android

[grogee]

pt.10

Fiat Dobbins faraway 'camper' £1700 Northampton 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/fiat-doblo-minicamper-19-diesel-multijet-2007-manual/1415170466?utm_source=com.atomczak.notepat&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_android

[grogee]

11 minutes ago, Lacquer Peel said:

It comes up as a TD on Total Car Check and the piping suggests there is a turbo lurking. Remember these don't come with an intercooler, top mount or otherwise. 

Unfortunately for veg running this has a Lucas pump

Lucas makes EVERYTHING worse

[Remspoor]

I cant make out if

1 there is a lack of shitters reading other posts, or

2) there are not many cars forsale

Either way a lot of repeats over the past week.😧

Can the thread be retitle Déjà vu sur la EBay?

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Quote

1500 Diesel

 

Quote

There is also a tow bar fitted.

*attaches helium balloon to towbar, engine audibly labouring*

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/546963647121507

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

1 minute ago, Remspoor said:

I cant make out if

1 there is a lack of shitters reading other posts, or

2) there are not many cars forsale

Either way a lot of repeats over the past week.😧

Can the thread be retitle Déjà vu sur la EBay?

Read the thread? I just post, post, post baby

[Cavcraft]

2000 FORD ESCORT 55 D VAN GREAT CONDITION DRIVES WELL | eBay

'Escort 55D van...drives well' 

'Starts and drives as it should'

For anyone lucky enough to have never even sat in one of these, let alone drive one, I can emphatically state they are actually worse than an Iv*co.

[blguy1975]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/175369033849?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=SNbFS_hmRm2&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=lM94Vy76S1u&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY