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SiC Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

SiC

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22 hours ago, Sir Chocolate Teapot said:

I don't know how to put up links.  On autotrader.uk

Mg metro looks ok, £1000.

If i was in the country i would be there like a shot to look 

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Pls someone get this bought,  if not rusty 

Whats it listed under? Doesn't show up on MG Metro, Austin or Rover Metro.

Billy - Medhurst Rank: Citroen Ami

Billy - Medhurst

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8 minutes ago, SiC said:

Whats it listed under? Doesn't show up on MG Metro, Austin or Rover Metro.

Sold and removed.

Alan Prost Rank: Austin Maxi

Alan Prost

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Found this on bumtree, 49k and apparently under a carport for 10 years and happens to be the correct colour and a snazzy saloon!

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Land-rover/184526943077?hash=item2af6a9b365:g:tPAAAOSwfmFfp~8L

 

'I have given this car a lick of paint and it looks fine' 

 

Just needs a lick of electrics now

 

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(And a lick of welding)

 

Some of the description is possibly written in Latin, and the item location is 'lacesher'.

 

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wesacosa Rank: Lancia Gamma

wesacosa

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47 minutes ago, Alan Prost said:

Found this on bumtree, 49k and apparently under a carport for 10 years and happens to be the correct colour and a snazzy saloon!

 

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currently also at £410 on fleabay with 3.days to go

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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He's been hawking that on facebook for weeks trying to convince folk its worth mega OLD SKOOL FORD money

Volksy Rank: Renault 16

Volksy

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44 minutes ago, Mr_Bo11ox said:

 

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https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/3393213714088181/

Here's your chance to become the RAYMANBOY you always dreamed of being for just £1095

 

 

Amazing, but no speak of randomness like his wafes balls or subservient piano tuners. I'm assuming RAYMANBOY has sadly passed or is still trying to hawk a desert in a home by sounding like Rowley Birkin QC


  

mitsisigma01 Rank: Lancia Gamma

mitsisigma01

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7 hours ago, willswitchengage said:

This advert is pretty much the archetype of the opportunist and incompetent bullshit that goes for classic/retro car sales these days. Some old biddy's vehicle gets hoovered up by somebody who owns an iPhone camera, a pressure washer and a vaguely tidy workshop and has read the first line of the original sales invoice.

This can be condensed to the more succinct 'This is a rusty, high mileage vehicle that I have cleaned'.

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-Red-Volvo-240-GL-Estate-2-3cc-Excellent-Condition-Inside-and-Out/184525569070?hash=item2af694bc2e:g:ZYEAAOSw5T5fpr6a

 

Give him some credit for his freshly badly rattle canned bonnet slam panel and rear arches that stevie wonder can see from a darkened room and the stains on the unstained passenger seat that is part of the immaculate interior. 

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