eBay tat volume 3.

[Cavcraft]

Autoshite racing* colours camper

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-508d/202892987463?hash=item2f3d5d4c47:g:2-gAAOSwKyxeMouL

 

Inspirational feedback.

[Cavcraft]

Sudden Accident tow lorry, anyone?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/seddon-atkinson/164056474164?hash=item2632872234:g:m7MAAOSw7aBeMwC~

 

[Cavcraft]

@eddyramrod go down in the Caddy then simply* tow it home

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-Bedford-CF2-recovery-vehicle-spec-lift-1985-Petrol-Lez-compliant/193324506020?hash=item2d0309dba4:g:1PkAAOSwBTleMitt

[egg]

Diesel Auto.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/119327969406169/

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-FREIGHT-ROVER-200-SHERPA-1-7-CAMPER-VAN-PROJECT/274238626968?hash=item3fd9e55c98:g:vfIAAOSwM~deMlYK

 

Has more damp patches than Emma Bunton's knickers when she sees someone driving a Vauxhall Astra diesel.

[egg]

MOT failure but not on rust

Minehead.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/781625222348271/

[eddyramrod]

3 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

@eddyramrod go down in the Caddy then simply* tow it home

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-Bedford-CF2-recovery-vehicle-spec-lift-1985-Petrol-Lez-compliant/193324506020?hash=item2d0309dba4:g:1PkAAOSwBTleMitt

Thanks Billeh, but I'd rather go for the one with the RRV8...

[strangeangel]

 

 

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Chinese moped non runner but did

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/moped-chinese/183770755330

 

 

[egg]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/514164799286693/

If you really like Astras, this could be the 'one'

[egg]

For your 11 automatique @RobT tres bling....!

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1424311861050684/

[Cavcraft]

6 minutes ago, egg said:

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/514164799286693/

If you really like Astras, this could be the 'one'

 

 

Nice, but needs to make his mind up what road he was on.

[egg]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2419772581573822/

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[strangeangel]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-MASTER-TS5D-LWB-HORSEBOX-2-5-DIESEL-MANUAL-1994/254492778455

 

[strangeangel]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-Ami-6-Break-1966/333498755146

 

[strangeangel]

Cheap DS!

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CITROEN-2-2L-DS21-PALLAS-1973-FOR-SALE/333494553519

 

[Asimo]

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1716767753.htm/

 

https://www.custojusto.pt/lisboa/ligeiros-passageiros/montego-1-3-ls-30788116

[BeEP]

45 minutes ago, egg said:

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2419772581573822/

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Someone needs to tell the seller that a single GT badge on the boot does not make it a 1300GT.  It's a mk3 1100 or 1300 super in a non-standard colour with a mk2 grille.  If that's worth £2500 I should increase the insurance valuation on mine!

[Tadhg Tiogar]

18 minutes ago, strangeangel said:

Cheap DS!

LHD. Ah'm oot.

[strangeangel]

1 minute ago, Tadhg Tiogar said:

LHD.

 

You get used to it - surprisingly quickly!

 

[Tadhg Tiogar]

Just now, strangeangel said:

 

You get used to it - surprisingly quickly!

I might consider it for a ragtop roadster, but not for anything else. Counter intuitive to me, after being RHD since 1988.

[strangeangel]

25 minutes ago, Tadhg Tiogar said:

I might consider it for a ragtop roadster, but not for anything else. Counter intuitive to me, after being RHD since 1988.

 

I was fully RHD since 1986 'till the Ami! You never know!

 

[egg]

C15 pervs (too many on here to tag!) £500....

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2561553737459321/

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Horrible to drive, no power steering or driver aids etc Very basic van. Some superficial corrosion here and there. 

Can probably collect for you!

[Retr0naut]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/189862248763700/

[egg]

Nice* Tata for someone. £425

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1257883391087342/

[Tadhg Tiogar]

Meanwhile, in the back of the newly-arrived Citroën Car Club mag, an advert for a Series 1 CX. The seller only wants twenty bags for it.

The world has gone mad. 

[clayts450]

I'm looking for a small van. First search result in eBay was this

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1 OF ONLY 35 EVER MADE RARE

O rly ? 

35 my arse. Anyway, too old for me, sadly (unless I carve a niche market for Crap Express* Couriers With Guaranteed FTP)

695 queens heads from ....fuck....Croydon

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ROVER-25-COMMERCE-VAN-2-0-TDI-MOT-UNTIC-OCTOBER-1-OF-ONLY-35-EVER-MADE-RARE/402058096495?hash=item5d9c87af6f:g:K34AAOSwbyBeMfIB

[UltraWomble]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/486056405666808/

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This was sold to MBNA in 2017 who became only its 4th owner, they had the van painted in their colours and used it in their 'MBN A TEAM' advertising and promotional campaign

 

[clayts450]

Horsey HY, held together with some blue gaffer tape

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would make a good food , coffee .wine bar 

Oh do fuck off.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/citroen-h-hy-van/143518898137?hash=item216a6497d9:g:q84AAOSwUYRdnOXx

[Cavcraft]

Rightly engined, wrongly photographed Transit.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-transit-2-5-di/124066332540?hash=item1ce2edff7c:g:28YAAOSw6zheMz4E

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CROMPTON-LEYLAND-MORRISON-ELECTRIC-MILK-FLOAT-CATERING-VEHICLE/124065872690?hash=item1ce2e6fb32:g:wfsAAOSwtgNeMsV3

 

As that picture appears to show some financial institutions, let's see how the vendor's figures stack up. 

 

' CAN ALSO BUY 2-3 FULLY REFURBISHED FLOATS FOR THE SAME PRICE AS JUST ONE NEWER ELECTRIC COMMERCIAL VEHICLE THAT CAN'T TAKE THE SAME PAYLOAD

 

' £18,995.00'

 

And a brand new NV200 is about £20,000. Which seems to carry more weight, goes more than fucking 16mph flat out and probably isn't going to pop up at Piccadilly bastarding circus selling alcohol free couscous by some boot polished bearded, sister's trouser wearing  tippex toothed bastard.