eBay tat volume 3.

[egg]

Salty Liana.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/832336220534372/

[Skizzer]

School run 4x4 anyone?

https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F254425712585

(Possibly just as well I don’t have kids.)

[Cavcraft]

3 hours ago, Danterzza said:

 

 

 I mean if you have an Escort Equipe Saloon, what more do you need.

 

 

 

[sdkrc]

https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F133234848744

Big fan of this ad.

- neglect ✔

- dutch camera angles ✔

- inoffensive MOT history ✔

- phone number painted on a boat ✔

 

[Skizzer]

This doesn’t seem too crazily priced for an 80s sporting Ford.

https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F233406213401

A stolen/recovered marker from 10 years ago and slightly wonky bumpers suggest it’s maybe got some stories to tell, but it’s still appealing.

[The Vicar]

2 hours ago, billy_bunter said:

is the sierra an estate?

 

No, it’s a hatch 

[DVee8]

Diesel and just over 10,000 miles..

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1215242712000036/

[DVee8]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/957022364681976/

[Rovorsche]

Paseo, 10 months ticket £350 with a few niggles but its a Toyota....

https://www.gumtree.com/p/toyota/toyota-paseo/1358526396

[DVee8]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2229568990673807/

[DVee8]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/515511342373901/

[DVee8]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2569965096623752/

[tul66]

8 hours ago, w00dy said:

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-Croma-2-0-Turbo-1994-UNO-Tipo-very-rare-car-68k-miles-modern-classic/184040060019

 

I wasn't prepared to see this on a Monday morning. Glorious.

It's just a pity it's the 8v engine, not a patch on the 16v version in the Themas, etc.

[320touring]

7 hours ago, Skizzer said:

From strength to strength, presumably?

This comment took my breath away..

[Tadhg Tiogar]

3 hours ago, egg said:

Salty Liana.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/832336220534372/

Not a reasonably priced car. 

[Cavcraft]

23 minutes ago, 320touring said:

This comment took my breath away..

You're Berlin us over with these replies.

[Retr0naut]

[Mr_Bo11ox]

check out the interior in this thing

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiesta-1996-1-4-ghiax-Spares-or-Repair/283669999912

 

[Rovorsche]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/volkswagen/volkswagen-polo/1358514455

Description

Selling Volkswagen polo patrol it's got 1 year mot and tax the car is lovely only one problem its doesn't start it need a cam shaft belt it's only £20.00 I dont have time to sort it out but other wise the car runs fine cheap on fuel and insurance need it goen asap if you are interested feel free to call me on 0800 101 101

Mouchos Bargainous......

 

[BL Bloke]

If I had the space/money this would be quite tempting.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/peugeot/peugeot-306-hdi-estate/1356385228

[Cavcraft]

This is where you'll find nearly 100 foot of Italian luxury

 

'

 

And this is where you'll find nearly 2.5 inches of English Premier League footballer's knob

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ferretti-Custom-Line-94-Super-Yacht/233407426099?hash=item36582aae33:g:swcAAOSwh39b~9dK

[Cavcraft]

Are people still doing this risible shit in 2019? FFS.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VOLKSWAGON-TRANSPORTER-T3-T25-1987-RAT-LOOK-CLASSIC-RARE-CUSTOM/153729910628?hash=item23cb044764:g:HkcAAOSw-oZdcAOa

 

'It's a complete one of a kind'

 

Yeah, defo. 100% nobody has ever seen (scene) a fucking Poxwagen van that's been attacked by rust and Nitromors before ?

[egg]

14 minutes ago, Mr_Bo11ox said:

check out the interior in this thing

I wonder what percentage of old Fords die from rusty sills (cills, sorry) or rear suspension area?

[Cavcraft]

Takeshitti's Castle

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/HONDA-BEAT-660CC-CONVERTIBLE-RETRO-CUSTOM-JAPANESE-MANGA-ANIME-JDM-UNIQUE-BEAT/352858307918?hash=item5227fe7d4e:g:f8UAAOSwHbld0n3~

 

Super impressed that 'manga anime features' is actually an anagram of 'amateurs minge'. 

 

 

 

[billy_bunter]

2 hours ago, The Vicar said:

No, it’s a hatch 

bugger!  Would love a 4x4 estate in reasonable nick without the scene tax.

[Cavcraft]

How funky is this, two wheeled fans? You could probably cut 17 foot off the forks and not notice, but still looks class.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Laverda-LB125-LC125-rare-and-unique-just-630-miles/323982582261?hash=item4b6edde1f5:g:tdMAAOSwP~FdwJkM

[Cavcraft]

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/UNIQUE-Turquoise-Sky-Blue-Green-CONVERTIBLE-cream-leather-interiour-HIGH-SPECS/113955613036?hash=item1a8848a96c:g:274AAOSw9-ldnxPj

 

 

[Cavcraft]

Just going to the Co-op at the end of the street, love'

 

How long will you be?

 

Six months.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BSA-Bantam-Side-Car-The-Flying-Vicar-1968-With-Trailer-Rare-Unique-Display-Shows/123951934836?hash=item1cdc1c6d74:g:mF8AAOSwlfFdsvMd

[Fat_Pirate]

Handsome.

[Fat_Pirate]

2x L322 for £2K

Neither work, of course.