eBay tat volume 3.

[stephen01]

3 hours ago, JeeExEll said:

Not the sort of thing I'm usually interested in because of high price, but I really like this faded 1971 E-type coupe. Been in long term dry storage (UK car), last taxed March 1977, reg number VEE 12J. 

Looks to be solid as a rock. Recommission mechanically and drive it just as it is.

Take off the bonnet leaper and maybe change the wires to chrome steels.

"George Best had one of those m8, and Keef Richards had a roadster convertible V12 in France. Princess Anne didn't have any, not even one".

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/JAGUAR-REGISTRATION-NUMBER-IS-VEE12J-HOW-SPECIAL-IS-THAT/273856762395?hash=item3fc322921b:g:RqcAAOSwq8tc49B7&redirect=mobile

I've never driven one, and probably wont, but I do think these are lovely to look at, I'd love to see this just lightly restored. 

[cort16]

Good for stealing gnomes from peoples front gardens

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-ranger-hiab-tipper/153496437893?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

[djim]

2 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

WHOOSH!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-chevette-1975-hatchback/254238775645?hash=item3b31cfd95d:g:5Z0AAOSwqexc5AH5&frcectupt=true

 

that brings back memories, my Grandad had one just the same. in far, far worse nick of course. This would have been in about 1980. 

[adw1977]

1988 Isuzu Trooper 2.3 Petrol SWB Barn find RARE Land cruiser

"A great investment opportunity"

"The body overall is in fair condition for its age"

Starting price £99 - 0 bids

Ebay link

[wuvvum]

Hnnnnnng.  W126 with OM603 fitted.

Fuck you, skintness.  Fuck you right in the ear. 

[RobT]

Early almost poverty (needs to have the 1.6) Gooner II with 156k miles.

 

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201905198124612?make=RENAULT&model=LAGUNA&advertising-location=at_cars&price-to=1000&radius=200&postcode=sw97qe&onesearchad=Used&onesearchad=Nearly New&onesearchad=New&sort=sponsored&page=1

[cort16]

Cool

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-anglia-historic-race-rally-sprint-hill-climb-car/113757239510?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

[Kringle]

5 hours ago, wuvvum said:

Hnnnnnng.  W126 with OM603 fitted.

Fuck you, skintness.  Fuck you right in the ear. 

20mins left to run, price is nice but no mot for a year.

[Tadhg Tiogar]

On 21 May 2019 at 1:06 PM, ProgRocker said:

Back in 1997 I was tempted by a D reg VW Jetta 1.3 on a used car forecourt for £1795. 0-60 in 17 seconds. A second slower than the Golf 1.3 C....

I passed my driving test in the family 1981 Jetta C. All 1272cc/55hp of it. Even that was a bit quicker (15 secs to 60) than its descendants.

[Cavcraft]

Have we had this incredibly hideous pile of mind bending drug overload yet?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vw-t25-campervan-custom-paint/153494815092?hash=item23bd010174:g:6DQAAOSwJfFc4S0s

 

(Try not to look at the interior)

 

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2009-Renault-Magnum-500-DXI-twin-pipe-hydraulics/163612076332?hash=item26180a292c:g:pAIAAOSwHQxclkLE

[Tadhg Tiogar]

On 21 May 2019 at 12:59 PM, JeeExEll said:

Not the sort of thing I'm usually interested in because of high price, but I really like this faded 1971 E-type coupe. Been in long term dry storage (UK car), last taxed March 1977, reg number VEE 12J. 

Looks to be solid as a rock. Recommission mechanically and drive it just as it is.....

...and then attend all the Jag E-type events and meetings with it. Could make some people really unhappy.

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VOLVO-F10-TRACTOR-UNIT/293096810051?hash=item443dee6643:g:x5IAAOSwFeBc4lHu

[Cavcraft]

Doesn't get much better than this, tbh

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1976-AEC-Mandator-Classic-HGV-Commercial-65-Ton-Heavy-Haulage-Tractor-Unit/163694196135?hash=item261cef35a7:g:pI4AAOSwifBc1Ua1

 

[Fat_Pirate]

Good evening, as Autoshite's self-appointed TOP EXECUTIVE I'm posting some recommended picks for other budding EXECUTIVES.

We're off to a great start with this EXECUTIVE CABRIOLET so everyone can appreciate your handsome winner's face.  It's not very cheap but the bonnet has a teflon-treated edge for cutting through the air as easily and effectively as you cut through bullshit in meetings ("I need some paperclips TODAY GODDAMMIT, get someone on a plane if necessary!")

 

[Fat_Pirate]

Not at all cheap at £8995, but you deserve it, and of course you'll look like legendary top lazy executive LEONARD from Butterflies.

[Fat_Pirate]

Nothing says success like a SD1.  I had one of these years ago so this time you'll be copying me, which is permissible because I've put "BE MORE LIKE FAT_PIRATE" down as one of your Objectives this year.  £1100 classified price though it's a manual.

[Fat_Pirate]

Finally, a Jaguar.  Not a proper one of course, only alpha males like myself get the X300 but this'll do for you. V8 and currently £650.  Now get back to work and where are my FUCKING PAPERCLIPS?

[HillmanImp]

[stonedagain]

12 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2009-Renault-Magnum-500-DXI-twin-pipe-hydraulics/163612076332?hash=item26180a292c:g:pAIAAOSwHQxclkLE

Photo makes it look like a giraffe transporter!

[RobT]

Cheap wheels, assuming price isn't a typo.  £123 with 11 months test.  Dizzler, location Rugby.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/saab/saab/1340957670

[RobT]

This looks clean for £600.  Full ticket too.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/nissan/nissan-sunny-1.4-1995-1-year-mot-low-mileage/1340955688

[UltraWomble]

17 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2009-Renault-Magnum-500-DXI-twin-pipe-hydraulics/163612076332?hash=item26180a292c:g:pAIAAOSwHQxclkLE

 

[cort16]

400 quid MOT'd Mini 1.4 diesel. The gearbox is gubbed but on the plus side I bet these are great on fuel.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mini-One-diesel-1-4-Parts-or-Repair-Drives-and-has-MOT/123777828473?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

[cort16]

Cheap Camper?

Maybe not

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/513213549213643/

[cort16]

Sell by date 01/05/2011

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/684076032035482/

[RobT]

Feeling brave?  SD1 2300 for £650.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-2-3-S-ST1-for-restoration-or-spares/183816174214?hash=item2acc4c3a86:g:JsAAAOSwcvRc3xr0

[JeeExEll]

Look at this fucking tart. Slightly rough and ready, but, Fwwwwoaaarrrr

 

"Hiya, wanna buy me a drink???".

 

"Wanna come back to my place??? Lets go".

 

"Door's wide open for you. Wanna come inside??".

 

"Do you like my nice plump rear?".

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-LANCIA-DELTA-1-5-LX-Genuine-Barn-Find/223528558605?hash=item340b57200d:g:GdwAAOSwtzdcng0Y&redirect=mobile

[Fat_Pirate]

Good evening, FP is here once again to help you find a car fitting your HUGE EXECUTIVE STATUS.

Normally, I assume anyone who arrives in an Audi A4 is here to fix the photocopier, so I'll loudly remind you to CHECK THE FUCKING STAPLE CARTRIDGE THIS TIME.  However, the colour and the fact this is a CVT would mark you out as something different - perhaps some sort of marketing person who might have some coke to share with me.  £1445 with free fucked roof.

[Fat_Pirate]

I

You know what this is?  This is a car for someone who hasn't met their OBJECTIVES this year.  It's diesel, it's manual, it's got no MOT, and is currently £560.