eBay tat volume 3.

[Cavcraft]

Drive a Transit with these absolutely gopping wheels on it?

 

 

I'd rather shoot myself in the stomach

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-ford-transit-mk3/202522808402?hash=item2f274cd052:g:n1oAAOSwRUdbq8Vk:rk:6:pf:0

[Cavcraft]

Hell, yeah!

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1980-Suzuki-OR50-Custom-Classic-Moped-Only-75-Miles-Totally-Original-2-995/254035131836?hash=item3b25ac7dbc:g:-uUAAOSw8DpcHT46:rk:2:pf:0

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Perodua-MYVI-1-3-SXi-CUSTOM-KIT-QUICK-SALE-2010/372543454314?hash=item56bd51fc6a:g:qyAAAOSwJ9dcHSWY:rk:12:pf:0

 

The background to all the pictures of the car is mind bogglingly awful. 

[Fumbler]

Literally nearly all of those cars have some sort of accident damage. I wonder if the selling car has been in something...

[anonymous user]

 

And this is what happens if you put a Frogeye Sprite on a lemon juice only diet

[clayts450]

Scarily tempting at £150, refreshingly honest ad in Loogabrooga

 

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/367038483858119

[vulgalour]

Asking £2k and only puts one picture in the ad.  Weird.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-CAVALIER-MK2-ESTATE/173691201178

[vulgalour]

Ermergerd Erstrermerx!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BEDFORD-ASTRAMAX-VAN-1986-1-8-Sri-classic-van-car-moted-drive-away-Vauxhall/163410943686

[UltraWomble]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Skoda-super-Estelle-120lse/332930405716?_trkparms=aid%3D333200%26algo%3DCOMP.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D55585%26meid%3D196f30494f9941e4bc3028ac264c7b5f%26pid%3D100008%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D264095083747%26itm%3D332930405716&_trksid=p2047675.c100008.m2219

 

[Fumbler]

Needs more sickle.

[vulgalour]

I say you buy one...

 

You get one free!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2-x-opel-rekords-estate-saloon/223287519888

[UltraWomble]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FIAT-850-SPORT-COUPE-1969-ORANGE-1-OWNER-JUST-49K-SOLID-COOL-PROJECT/372535633009?_trkparms=aid%3D888007%26algo%3DDISC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D52945%26meid%3Dc60919e8b25547718aa0d3624f44e6ab%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D2%26sd%3D264095083747%26itm%3D372535633009&_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982

[vulgalour]

Cheer up, it might never happen, you miserable old fart.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/morris-cowley-1955-1200cc-excellent-drive-tax-and-mot-exempt-drive-or-restore/153278175292

[vulgalour]

Slot mags.  RHD.  Treat yourself this Christmas.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/chrysler-valiant-1970-318-v8-auto/264066878078

[anonymous user]

Ermergerd Erstrermerx!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BEDFORD-ASTRAMAX-VAN-1986-1-8-Sri-classic-van-car-moted-drive-away-Vauxhall/163410943686

"Still says 1300 on the log book m8"

[vulgalour]

It does at least come with the bits you can't see in the picture.  Amazingly, no mention is made of the structure in which it is housed.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/DS-21-RHD-Semi-Auto-Safari-1972-Used-since-1980-and-never-been-welded/183597819685

[UltraWomble]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FERVES-Ranger-LAWIL-Varzina-S3-microcar-Isetta-Fiat-Lambretta-Peel-time-warp/283306190354?_trkparms=aid%3D333200%26algo%3DCOMP.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D55585%26meid%3Da7f093b44f284ebea1507fc3cec80a9d%26pid%3D100008%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D183576238804%26itm%3D283306190354&_trksid=p2047675.c100008.m2219

 

 

£30K?????????

 

[vulgalour]

Miserable.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1976-FIAT-127-SPECIAL-903cc-engine-4-speed-for-spares-or-very-brave-repair/352543716929

[vulgalour]

Bellisimo!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-500-Giardinetta-estate-for-restoration-project-by-denittoclassics-com/283309934988

 

[vulgalour]

THE FUTURE.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Pontiac-Trans-Sport-SE-7-seat-left-hand-drive-rare-1992-red-very-good-example/283297854689

[UltraWomble]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/argocat/153311290841?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D52945%26meid%3D68171516d10d4eeb8d304af4a83d6ba4%26pid%3D100010%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D183576238804%26itm%3D153311290841&_trksid=p2047675.c100010.m2109

 

[egg]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FIAT-850-SPORT-COUPE-1969-ORANGE-1-OWNER-JUST-49K-SOLID-COOL-PROJECT/372535633009?_trkparms=aid%3D888007%26algo%3DDISC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D52945%26meid%3Dc60919e8b25547718aa0d3624f44e6ab%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D2%26sd%3D264095083747%26itm%3D372535633009&_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982

 

Love these. Would have been nice if the importer could be bothered to register it on UK plates though.

[UltraWomble]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/OFF-ROAD-ADVENTURE-BEACH-BUGGY/332967124168?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D52945%26meid%3D01e53e209d5444c1a6a9696019eea4d5%26pid%3D100010%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D153311290841%26itm%3D332967124168&_trksid=p2047675.c100010.m2109

 

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/cadillac-sts-v8-auto-American-saloon/173699316288

 

 

Yes, but:

 

[Junkman]

Cooler than a polar bear's balls in the fridge.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BUICK-FASTBACK-AMERICAN-CLASSIC/132895707199

 

 

Look inside, ffs:

 

[Junkman]

WCPGW?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LANCIA-HPE-EXECUTIVE/123557146982

[Junkman]

OMG WBoD ALRT!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1972-Jensen-Healey/153312618590

 

Do not remove historic dent.

[Junkman]

Shitting Nora.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1973-Lincoln-Continental-MKIV-32000-miles-from-new/192766098002

 

 

And now look:

 

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-Element-Fresh-Import/254034792764

 

 

Fresh Import

 

Why?

Fucking why, I ask!

[Junkman]

I'm a confessed closet OLLI.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1968-Land-Rover-Series-2-a-LWB-Pick-up-with-Harvey-Frost-Winch/153311311447

 

 

Imagine breaking down with it while your new collection is dangling from the back.

The face of the RAC guy must be priceless.