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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-420g/202297463058

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I am selling my 420g which I bought it in 1993 shortly after a full restoration. A year or so later the garage was

used for prams and other bits and pieces and so I drove the Jag to a rented garage where It remained unused for 18+ years

However, since moving it to my new location it has sat exposed to the elements and has deteriorated to its current state

 and the engine is seized.

 

You are a massive dickhead and a disgrace for the old car hobby.

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/audi-100/323223729923

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Right, you say, something for swift waftage, you say.

 

But you are RONG:

 

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A measly 1800 cc will merely let you take part in The Slow Movement.

 

Furthermore, there are keep phit winders:

 

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And a tow bar:

 

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Which will enable you to tow a fucking caravan and thus spoil the day for hundreds of motorists behind you.

 

 

Verdict: Grade A Shite.

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skoda_fan Rank: BL Wedge

skoda_fan

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Or blow the budget for 1900 eurogroats.

 

 

Blow the budget for 1900 eurogroats.....have leisurely and fun drive home......add UK OMGFordscenetax.......make small fortune......

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Please read ad and imagine an adenoidal voice. To be fair, I wish all ads were this descriptive, but without the adenoidal voice.... ends in 10 hrs, sat at £650, diesel Maestro in Boston (so no good for anyone who is scared of Lincolnshire)

 

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This Maestro was first registered to a Mr Mackenzie on 21/ 01 / 1992 and he owned it until 2008-9

 

etc etc etc

 

 

 

I bought the car in May last year from a local garage, a young mechanic had it who unfortunately died in an accident.

 

Way too much information.... Looks pretty tidy mind...

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ROVER-MAESTRO-DIESEL-55-300-MILES-AND-MOTD/173278535478?hash=item2858349f36:g:zlIAAOSw9-Va2PB0

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skoda_fan Rank: BL Wedge

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The seller then goes to great lengths involuntarily explaining it's completely fucked.

Two of these one after the other. Could be worth sorting one as a local classic car dealer recently sold one for about four bags IIRC. (Don't look at me though!).

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