eBay tat volume 3.

[Junkman]

No classics for under 2k?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Winget-2S-petter-1ton-dumper-immaculate-restored/282843127559

 

You could paint it white and do some weddings.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mercedes-190e/302634145765

 

 

 

It has four tyres

 

 

The car will not drive and is on my drive

 

 

The engine is good.

 

 

Please see the pics.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Very-Rare-1983-Triumph-Acclaim-L-model-in-Gold-Retro-Excellent-for-age/192452499796

 

 

in Gold Retro!

 

 

Here I present 'Freida' so named by the old gentleman who had Freida before me

 

What did he call his fridge then? And his toaster? And his ironing board?

 

Scary people.

[Junkman]

What would they have named this car?
 
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LADA-RIVA-1500-CATALYSER/173152393832

 

 

V5c ,KEYS,HANDBOOKS ALL WITH THE CAR

 

Now that's unusual.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1975-ROVER-P6-3500-V8-AUTO-BARN-FIND-SOLID-CHASSIS-SURFACE-RUST-CLASSIC-CAR/183067118672

 

 

STOLEN RECOVERED

 

If I were a judge, I'd have sentenced those 24 carat tossers to keeping it on the road for six years.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Granada-MK-2-2-0L-LX-Nimus-Grey/112808007999

 

 

Nimus grey.

 

[wuvvum]

What would they have named this car?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LADA-RIVA-1500-CATALYSER/173152393832

 

From what I've gleaned from watching Russian car-related videos on the internet, most of them seem to be called "Cука блять иди нахуй".

[Tadhg Tiogar]

4000 cc

 

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C933014

Because Plah.

[lesapandre]

4000 cc

 

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C933014

I had one of these long ago...they go very nicely with 170bhp under your foot. Usual BMC dead end - sold many fewer than they wanted - let down by some very nasty feel to the steering for me. Handling was a bit so so. With a bit of development could have been a Mercedes S Class competitor...

[lesapandre]

Seller is BFG image.jpeg

 

Famously crap engine image.jpeg with bodged-on turbo kit.

 

Footsie is possible despite rear wheel drive. image.jpeg

 

These are just so shite that I really am tempted. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1980-CADILLAC-Se-VILLE-52840-MILES-original-paintwork-rust-free-Turbo-diesel350/253383936968?hash=item3afedc0bc8:g:NvMAAOSwf15aZi92

Dont be tempted...these GM diesels are truly awful

 

http://www.curbsideclassic.com/vintage-review/vintage-review-1979-cadillac-seville-diesel-puffing-and-chugging-to-deadly-sin-status/

[Cavcraft]

Things you didn't expect to find on eBay, no. 2,976. Kim Jong in a Kinglong

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/KINGLONG-MODEL-XMQ6127-BUS-COACH-2009-54-SEATS-CUMMINS-ENGINE-310035K-ZF-GEARBOX/302634305085?hash=item467669063d:g:q8wAAOSw5RRafxbl

 

 

 

[Cavcraft]

 

'Right men, we're in a pickle. We need to retreat but don't want the enemy to think we're shitting out. What's that Jonesie? By God, that's brilliant idea! Right, men, everyone to the Iveco...'

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/IVECO-95E21-4X4-DIRECT-BRITISH-ARMY-MOD-10-TON-GVW-0NLY-40K-MILES-OUTSTANDING/183066563874?hash=item2a9f9e1522:g:jW4AAOSw6VRaRqN2

 

 

'EX BRITISH ARMY' 

[lesapandre]

The coolest car on the planet...probably. Anyway get on the beach in front of the Germans...

 

https://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/Borgward-B2000-vintage-German-military-Vehicle-good-runnung-condition/142683629767?hash=item21389b68c7:g:opIAAOSw9qJafvCr

[lesapandre]

I'm assuming Cold War vintage

[lesapandre]

I would not want to run a German WW2 vehicle myself.

[egg]

Survivor.

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1382951637.htm?ca=12_s

 

[egg]

AXEL

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1382848709.htm?ca=12_s

 

[egg]

Series 1 2.8 manual...

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1375093843.htm?ca=12_s

 

 

 

[Junkman]

I'm assuming Cold War vintage

 

 

Depends on how badly produced the war flick is.

[lesapandre]

Depends on how badly produced the war flick is.

Yes...I've even seen Riley RM's posing as pre-war German cars...

[GrumpyCat]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Simca-1100/192451901597?hash=item2ccf06f89d:g:AYwAAOSwU9RafiFZ

[Tadhg Tiogar]

Series 1 2.8 manual...

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1375093843.htm?ca=12_s...

...with Laycock overdrive?

[somewhatfoolish]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1926-Buick-Master-Six-vintage-could-be-made-into-hot-rod-restoration-project/282835135369

 

 

Under no fucking circumstances!

Needs actual Ant Hill Mob for complete authenticity; wood.

[lesapandre]

...with Laycock overdrive?

I had one...yes I think mine did. Say's car is a '71...donning my anorak for a moment this has chrome beazels to dash...thought these were only on the very early cars...68 on...so car may be earlier than 71. I recall mine was very nice...2.8 not the lemon it was considered to be.

[morrisoxide]

Survivor.

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1382951637.htm?ca=12_s

 

802cd0e41808ee44af62600b04a0fb7adc04d3a7.jpg

Be like Harry Enfield

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vp9dKNoq6I&ab_channel=JuhoAarikka

[MorrisItalSLX]

 

'Right men, we're in a pickle. We need to retreat but don't want the enemy to think we're shitting out. What's that Jonesie? By God, that's brilliant idea! Right, men, everyone to the Iveco...'

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/IVECO-95E21-4X4-DIRECT-BRITISH-ARMY-MOD-10-TON-GVW-0NLY-40K-MILES-OUTSTANDING/183066563874?hash=item2a9f9e1522:g:jW4AAOSw6VRaRqN2

 

 

'EX BRITISH ARMY' 

 

What's going on with the reg number? Y reg according to the chalk on the bumper, but 51 reg according to the partial plate in one of the pictures which was removed for all the other pictures?

 

I IZ CONFUZ

[GrumpyCat]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-mondeo-estate/183067512957?hash=item2a9fac907d:g:0LUAAOSw~3paaMUf

 

 

 

 

it has two accelerator pedals for use of either foot.

[17-Coffees]

I do keep thinking of these every so often.

 

That said going by my history I maybe avoid small cars that rust if there so much as moisture in the air in Shanghai. And red...

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-126-bis-restored-with-front-discs/152902756548?hash=item2399b6e8c4:g:CeoAAOSwDFBaJpCI

[neil1971]

Matey has five listings running for that Mondeo with a variety of different start prices and Buy it Nows, if they all sell he'll have fun explaining it to four unhappy buyers, or maybe he's clever enough to know that if he gets five 'buyers'. hopefully one of them will actually turn up, pay the money and take the car away.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-mondeo-estate/183067512957?hash=item2a9fac907d:g:0LUAAOSw~3paaMUf

[Mrs6C]

Matey has five listings running for that Mondeo with a variety of different start prices and Buy it Nows, if they all sell he'll have fun explaining it to four unhappy buyers, or maybe he's clever enough to know that if he gets five buyers. hopefully one of them will actually turn up, pay the money and take the car away.

Some of those five adverts own up to the car having a misfire... some of them don't... wonder if a buyer could claim it was 'mis-described' if they bid on the version of the advert where it wasn't mentioned and then discovered the fault? The different prices for 'Buy it now' would be another interesting point of contention...