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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Who the actual fuck makes a motorbike out of a dog kennel with spy cameras and bits of old shop racking?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/One-off-Honda-VFR-400-cafe-racer-/282684642435?hash=item41d1515483:g:3PUAAOSwLdNZ2IbZ

 

'it's raw and beautiful'

 

It's as raw and beautiful as a freshly run over cat.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/kit-car-unfinished-project-rolling-chassis-/172913933848?hash=item2842793e18:g:W7YAAOSw6~VZ2jl3

 

It's the Automotive equivalent of hitting your partner over the head with a shovel, rolling him/her up in carpet and taking them for one last ride to Windemere.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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To do list:

 

Invite Harry Hill's tattooed twin over

Ask him to sweep leaves and crisp packets

Badly park car

Continue making fence out of pallets

What the fuck else was it?

Oh shit, she'll be home soon.

Think brain, think!

Ahh, FFS, what was it?

 

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Put trike on eBay!

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Road-legal-trike-tek-hornet-/282687373011?hash=item41d17afed3:g:Y1UAAOSwOS1Z20tk

 

'Road legal'

 

Deep joy, can I collect tomorrow?

 

'Needs an mot'

 

​No problem, ace, I'll ride to it a pre-booked one

 

'Will need brake lights wiring up for mot'

 

But apart from that it's road legal

 

'In full working order'

 

​Nice one, see you in the morning!

 

'Brakes would benefit from bleeding'

 

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Sir Snipes Rank: Lancia Gamma

Sir Snipes

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To do list:

 

Invite Harry Hill's tattooed twin over

Ask him to sweep leaves and crisp packets

Badly park car

Continue making fence out of pallets

What the fuck else was it?

Oh shit, she'll be home soon.

Think brain, think!

Ahh, FFS, what was it?

 

TE8598-1low.jpg

 

Put trike on eBay!

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Road-legal-trike-tek-hornet-/282687373011?hash=item41d17afed3:g:Y1UAAOSwOS1Z20tk

 

'Road legal'

 

Deep joy, can I collect tomorrow?

 

'Needs an mot'

 

​No problem, ace, I'll ride to it a pre-booked one

 

'Will need brake lights wiring up for mot'

 

But apart from that it's road legal

 

'In full working order'

 

​Nice one, see you in the morning!

 

'Brakes would benefit from bleeding'

 

istock_000021410262small.jpg?itok=wN2006

Fuck the trike I want to see more of that Camry!

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Matt Rank: Renault 16

Matt

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Why in gods name would anyone ever buy a new one of these?

 

Self importance/narcissism.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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HOLY FUCKIN CHIPS

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-Almera-Saloon-2-0l-Diesel-One-Owner-Low-Mileage-12-months-MOT-/272880652767

 

Be a local 'austerity champion' with this utterly miserable 2.0 NA diesel Almera saloon!!!!! Splash a bit of your dads vaseline on its undercarriage and you can still be driving this when private cars are finally banned altogether

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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One of the guys at my work has one of those massive Mercedes but in amg 63 flavour .

I can't imagine he sees double digits mpg too often .

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