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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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This is just fucking brilliant.

I haven't seen a heap of shite this mongtarded in all my life!

 

And behold this:

 

SWOP,PX,Motorbike,Motorcycle,Cash,no car Swop,car,jet ski,modified,convertible,

 

I couldn't bloody WAIT to SWOP anything remotely sellable I might have in my stash for this terminally hopeless piece of Pikey wank.

 

£2000 spent on wrap

 

£4000 spent on crack, otherwise £2000 wouldn't have been spent on gopping sticky foil,

now dosh required urgently to fend off my pusher's encashment Vladimirs.

 

 

WOW AN AMAZING LOOKING CAR THAT STANDS OUT FROM THE REST IF YOU WANT ATTENTION THEN THIS IS THE CAR FOR YOU

 

Unique investment opportunity, value can only go up.

 

 

Holy.

Fucking.

Shit.

 

It'll take a long time to beat this ocean going monad.

BorniteIdentity Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

BorniteIdentity

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In the words of R. Kelly

 

"BRING YOUR BODY HERE...."

 

(It's also 12 years old, so he'd probably be quite interested...)

 

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  • Aston Martin, Lacquer Peel, Disco Fever and 6 others
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Vince70 Rank: Renault 16

Vince70

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As HH-R has said its Honda under the bonnet of this one being an auto and is a minute walk from Bexhill train station up the hill.

Snipes Rank: Lancia Gamma

Snipes

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As HH-R has said its Honda under the bonnet of this one being an auto and is a minute walk from Bexhill train station up the hill.

I thought fat they were all Ks by the time they went bubble shape?

bramz7 Rank: Lancia Gamma

bramz7

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I keep being told that that particular car isn't as slow as people think it is and that it's quite a relaxing cruiser. Still wouldn't though.

  • Jerzy Woking and RobT
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Vince70 Rank: Renault 16

Vince70

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From what I’ve seen on Rover licker forums all autos used the Honda engine as it also had a Honda gearbox till it was given a refresh and given the 45 badge.

RobT Rank: Lancia Gamma

RobT

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Beige Cloth interior, Metallic Beige

 

Plus bonus giffer trinket front fogs, all for £250.

 

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http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201710039914740?onesearchad=Used&onesearchad=Nearly%20New&onesearchad=New&radius=80&postcode=sw97qe&price-to=500&advertising-location=at_cars&year-to=2000&price-from=0&sort=year-desc&page=31

 

Too many pedals mind, so you can't have everything.

dougiefourspeed Rank: Austin Maxi

dougiefourspeed

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Aye. All 416 autos have D16 POWAH. Bexhill is shite Mecca.

 

 

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adw1977 Rank: Renault 16

adw1977

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SUPERB PEUGEOT 309

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SUPERB-PEUGEOT-309/112588042208?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20140122125356%26meid%3D45ebc2d39130487da822cb922596bdb0%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D122738645765&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

Seller says:

 

"The car interior is immaculate (please see the photos of the seat upholstery) and honestly, it is completely unblemished and looks like it has come straight from the showroom.  

The door cards are in exactly the same immaculate condition and sitting in this original car and getting behind the wheel takes you back in time to what 
Outside, the car is fantastic with all the original paintwork and just a couple of earned dints which are hardly noticeable.  
The car sports a manual choke drives like a dream not missing a beat."
 
However, DVLA say:
 

✗ No MOT Expired: 09 October 2016

 

 

Advisory notice item(s)

  • Nearside Front coil spring corroded (2.4.C.1b)
  • Offside Front coil spring corroded (2.4.C.1b)
  • Rear Sub-frame corroded but not seriously weakened (2.4.G.1)
  • Nearside Front Suspension arm corroded but not seriously weakened (2.4.G.1)
  • Offside Front Suspension arm corroded but not seriously weakened (2.4.G.1)
  • michael t, Bamboocarman and srad34
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richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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fuck my boots

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-3500-P6-V8-30k-mile-Survivor-12-Months-MoT-Drive-away-/302420182605?hash=item4669a5c64d:g:EtEAAOSw71xZl0xo

 

That is one fuck off expensive paint job! cant see anything else done

 

ah over processed photos should do the trick :( Look at the paint reflection on the drivers door? doesnt even look the same colour as the rear door

 

Very nice but not 13 bags nice :D

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richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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I know we had this before but here is it again, looks like a larf

 

FORD ZAKSPEED CAPRI ZAKCAPRI

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-ZAKSPEED-CAPRI-ZAKCAPRI/352174919627?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D46150%26meid%3D4fa7d9a4d9e14a0a8a0a3914f765e734%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D302268977104&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

 

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BUT How the actual fuck did this retain its reg number under dvla points system? surely this is a big fat zero points against the original ID

 

Part Points Chassis,

monocoque bodyshell (body and chassis as one unit) or frame - original or new and unmodified (direct from manufacturer) 5

Suspension (front and back) - original 2

Axles (both) - original 2

Transmission - original 2

Steering assembly - original 2

Engine - original 1

 

 

 

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Aston Martin Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Aston Martin

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“IN A RARE PROFESSIONAL BLUE AND SILVER PAINT JOB ”

 

No, this is an accident damaged car with replacement panels from the nearest blue ZF you could get your grubby mitts on.

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