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Lord Sterling Rank: Isuzu Florian

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purplebargeken Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Piss off the pair of you.My eyeballs hurt now. 

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HH-R Rank: Renault 16

HH-R

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If I remember right these had a Honda D Series donkey and box, Honda style steering wheel and keys?

UltraWomble Rank: Talbot Tagora

UltraWomble

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Remember Jeremy Corbyn has vowed to legislate against comedy shit rallys where drivers have to buy a modern reliable car and go to the corner shop and back.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-multipla-BARGAIN-Jurassic-Themed-car/263240516653?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D46150%26meid%3De8dcd0f9a04c4405aefa530a9c867c4d%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D292277654898&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

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UltraWomble Rank: Talbot Tagora

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/fiat-doblo-/263243525652?hash=item3d4a896e14:g:9O4AAOSwhjdZ02A5

 

 

It never failed. I do not need a big car anymore, so I sell it. Car in great condition.

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Reason(s) for failure
  • Offside Rear Registration plate lamp not working (1.1.C.1d)
Advisory notice item(s)
  • Windscreen has damage to an area less than a 40mm circle outside zone 'A' (8.3.1d)
  • Nearside Rear Direction indicator slightly discoloured (1.4.A.2f)
  • Offside Rear Direction indicator slightly discoloured (1.4.A.2f)
  • Gearbox mounting defective lower gearbox stabiliser mount has a worn rubber bush ()
  • Exhaust has a minor leak of exhaust gases rear silencer pipe has a small hole (7.1.2)
  • Nearside Rear Anti-roll bar has slight play in a pin/bush inner bush (2.4.G.2)
  • Offside Rear Anti-roll bar has slight play in a pin/bush inner bush (2.4.G.2)
  • Nearside Rear Shock absorber has a slightly worn bush upper bush (2.7.4)
  • Offside Rear Shock absorber has a slightly worn bush upper bush (2.7.4)
  • Rear brakes are noisy/squealing in use
 
Date tested8 March 2016 FAIL
Mileage85,110 miles
MOT test number5795 8064 2680
Test locationAUTOBASE
CHURCH GREEN
MARDEN
TN12 9HR
Reason(s) for failure
  • Nearside Rear Registration plate lamp not working (1.1.C.1d)
Advisory notice item(s)
  • offside of the windscreen has slight scratching, possibly caused by a defective wiper blade
  • Windscreen has damage to an area less than a 40mm circle outside zone 'A' (8.3.1d)
  • Nearside Rear Direction indicator slightly discoloured (1.4.A.2f)
  • Offside Rear Direction indicator slightly discoloured (1.4.A.2f)
  • Offside Front Tyre worn close to the legal limit close to legal limit due to VERY heavy wear on the inner shoulder (4.1.E.1)
  • Nearside Front tyre is wearing heavily on the inner and outer shoulders
  • Nearside Rear Anti-roll bar has slight play in a pin/bush inner bush, upper limit of acceptable play (2.4.G.2)
  • Offside Rear Anti-roll bar has slight play in a pin/bush inner bush, upper limit of acceptable play (2.4.G.2)
  • Nearside Rear Shock absorber has a slightly worn bush upper bush (2.7.4)
  • Offside Rear Shock absorber has a slightly worn bush upper bush (2.7.4)
  • Front Brakes imbalanced requirements only just met. It would appear that the braking system requires adjustment or repair. 27% imbalance (3.7.B.5b)

 
 
wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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Being broken unfortunately, but he might be persuaded to sell the whole thing - I can't see there being a huge demand for parts for these (apart from MV owners looking to upgrade their mechanicals perhaps).

 

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wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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Here's another rare Subaru.  I remember sitting in one of these at the motor show in about 1993, but I don't think I've ever seen one on the road.

 

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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This is just fucking brilliant.

I haven't seen a heap of shite this mongtarded in all my life!

 

And behold this:

 

SWOP,PX,Motorbike,Motorcycle,Cash,no car Swop,car,jet ski,modified,convertible,

 

I couldn't bloody WAIT to SWOP anything remotely sellable I might have in my stash for this terminally hopeless piece of Pikey wank.

 

£2000 spent on wrap

 

£4000 spent on crack, otherwise £2000 wouldn't have been spent on gopping sticky foil,

now dosh required urgently to fend off my pusher's encashment Vladimirs.

 

 

WOW AN AMAZING LOOKING CAR THAT STANDS OUT FROM THE REST IF YOU WANT ATTENTION THEN THIS IS THE CAR FOR YOU

 

Unique investment opportunity, value can only go up.

 

 

Holy.

Fucking.

Shit.

 

It'll take a long time to beat this ocean going monad.

BorniteIdentity Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

BorniteIdentity

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In the words of R. Kelly

 

"BRING YOUR BODY HERE...."

 

(It's also 12 years old, so he'd probably be quite interested...)

 

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