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Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Chevrolet-Spark-1-2-Manual-/132180067436?hash=item1ec68bc46c:g:kMUAAOSwCQZZCj7T#viTabs_0

 

“Minor dent shown in pictures. Driver side front wing and a crack on the rear bumper. Car is in immaculate condition despite being parked for a long time. That is the only damage on the car.â€

 

Hardly immaculate. And not so-called 'minor'.

 

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They must have the most comically oversized headlights of any car ever. Hideous.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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That Firebird bullshit guy ("4 WHEEL BRAKES") is a class act. It doesn't even start FFS!!!! Predictably he reckons it just needs plugs and carb cleaner, "but the local classic car specialist is booked up for 4 months" so he's selling it as is.

 

FUCK OFF!!!!!

spartacus Rank: Renault 16

spartacus

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I reckon he's found an original sales brochure under the seat or something, no mere mortal could make up that quality of sales guff.

Asimo Rank: Isuzu Florian

Asimo

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OMG, and here's a decent and reasonably-priced Morris Major Elite!

 

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Because these cars were so reliable and well-made, they just kept going and going until absolutely run into the ground.  So most of the survivors are absolutely f***ed for that reason.  Just worn out.

 

Decent ones are shooting up in value, because knock BMC all you like, and deride these cars as unfashionable if you wish, but they were QUALITY. No irony.

 

That is giving me a headache - Riley / Wolseley centre section with Minx rear end and 100E Ford headlights?????

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egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Ooh, I could be selling £5 smoothies out of the back of that Fiat van down Herne Bay front!

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Aren't those 7-series a LOOKER. I'm not much of a BMW licker but those things are just 'right', I love the look of them.

 

I see that one has been lifted with a hiab unforch.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Oh is this the way they say the future's meant to feel?
Or just a rusty Bedford standing in a field?

 

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And if you don't quite understand just what made these photo fizz.
It's, okay 'cause I'm off my tits on E's and whizz.

 

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Oh in the background it looks like my mum is going down.
Got her tits out for some mashed up bloke from near Newtown.
Oh and no-one seems to know exactly where Welshpool is.
But that's okay 'cause she got sorted out for lots of jizz

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/camper-van-/192177803489?hash=item2cbeb090e1:g:2iUAAOSwmgJY7SpT

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spartacus Rank: Renault 16

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"Very unique" - moron.

 

Awful.

Agreed, waste of a good car, I think we know where it's drifting off to...

For Fiats Sake Rank: Citroen Ami

For Fiats Sake

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Side board complete with matching interior.

 

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Dog is negotiable*

 

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Hilton model no less!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/leyland-sherpa-classic-camper-van/192173302162?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D43781%26meid%3D1f76d3299ac243bf979843df0fbfb1c8%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D292096878904

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