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Lacquer Peel Rank: Talbot Tagora

Lacquer Peel

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Fancy a restoration barn find jada jada smelling of horsey people?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/COMMER-5-8-7-5-Tonne-Horse-Box-1973-Restoration-Project-Barn-Find-BLUE-RED/132032232384

 

 

The fuck I will.

 

Hello is that English Horse Transport? I'd like to move my horse.

 

Yes. What breed is your horse?

 

Clydesdale.

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It's English Horse Transport, not Scottish Horse Transport. (PHONE DISCONNECTS)

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Asimo Rank: Isuzu Florian

Asimo

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Why don't they still make these? Imagine being able to PCP this (new) for £249 a month.

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Is this Buick engine the only OHV straight eight?

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This is only an hour away and £5.5k but I am certain it would be cheaper to import a runner than to get this going. I really would like a straight eight and I really like big two door cars......

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BUICK-SPECIAL-40-STRAIGHT-8-2DR-COUPE-1939-SOLID-ORIGINAL-UNTOUCHED-CAR-RARE-/371801450551?hash=item569117e837:g:12IAAOSwPRlXm1ZU

 

edit $40k for a restored example. Worth a look just to checkout the rear seat.

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https://www.hemmings.com/classifieds/dealer/buick/special/1820447.html

M'coli Rank: Isuzu Florian

M'coli

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I think you might be right - I was looking at straight-8s only the other day.

garethj Rank: Isuzu Florian

garethj

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Looks like this has sadly seen the end of its days

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/peugeot-205-rallye-/112235357859?hash=item1a21bfa6a3:g:fbwAAOSw4GVYTx57

 

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I remember it being a brilliant* idea to remove the heater - less weight, less prone to leaks, more power to the engine as the water pump doesn't have the drag of blah blah blah.

 

Unfortunately you can't drive very fast down a rally stage when you're continuously wiping the inside of the screen with your glove as the bastard has misted up again.

  • Conrad D. Conelrad, Bucketeer and strangeangel
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Timewaster Rank: Isuzu Florian

Timewaster

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They were shit in 1995.

That was the first of the just about acceptable ones.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Absolute dog shit of the car world, the sooner there's none left, the better. Says the man who nearly bought one yesterday morning.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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If there was ever a way to tempt me to bid it's by an opening photograph that looks like the Cavcraft garages with a dream scenario

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Mercedes-709d-spec-lift-6-5t-double-cab-export-/282295593088?hash=item41ba20e880:g:57YAAOSw5cNYQ-4w

 

 

And for once, that's a genuinely MOT exempt truck.

Matt Rank: Renault 16

Matt

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They were shit in 1995.

 

Didn't stop my parents having three of them!

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I'm impressed. But not by the fact there's actually an Iveco more than 5 weeks old still standing...

 

 

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..it's because of the way he seems to have got a toilet in right next to an LS Lowry painting of a shower room 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/racetruck-/222349948791?hash=item33c516f777:g:r7IAAOSwux5YVrGE

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Oh well, at least the main description will be better than the pictures

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/k479afa-/122274011309?hash=item1c781958ad:g:YOgAAOSw44BYMFWe

 

 

Header:  k479afa

 

Description: fiat panda

 

 

 

(Yes, there's some info in the seller notes)

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Ok, Derek: has this car's floor been repaired to a decent standard? 

 

 

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Richardson family get ready to steal...

 

​Our survey said....

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Daimler-Conquest-Century-Saloon-/222349901723?hash=item33c5163f9b:g:~6MAAOSwOtdYVo3h

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'Having problems starting car so may need towing away'

 

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'Selling as needs new Starter Motor, and Flywheel'​

 

 

​Somehow =

 

 

Start price: £350.00

 

Buy it now price: £550

 

 

'no time wasters please'

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citreon-Xsara-Picasso-/222349766443?hash=item33c5142f2b:g:f30AAOSwux5YR~Aw​

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  • Conrad D. Conelrad and nacho man
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Mr Laurence Rank: BL Wedge

Mr Laurence

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'Having problems starting car so may need towing away'

 

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'Selling as needs new Starter Motor, and Flywheel'​

 

 

​Somehow =

 

 

Start price: £350.00

 

Buy it now price: £550

 

 

'no time wasters please'

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citreon-Xsara-Picasso-/222349766443?hash=item33c5142f2b:g:f30AAOSwux5YR~Aw​

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Dad had one like that ages back. Same colour and everything - sold it about 5 years ago for £400 iirc. He was amazed he even got offered half of that, and his was a runner in much better shape than that turd

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