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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Decent MOT......NOV 2017....Fucked head gasket though....£80..

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/2001-fiesta-courier-van-1.8td-long-mot-worthwhile-repair/1206492748

 

 

 

 

Had the thorough displeasure to have (very briefly) owned a couple of these in the past. Trust me a five mile journey is like a world trip inside a cement mixer. There is actually literally nothing at all to like about these things.  

0ldCh0d Rank: Citroen Ami

0ldCh0d

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Had the thorough displeasure to have (very briefly) owned a couple of these in the past. Trust me a five mile journey is like a world trip inside a cement mixer. There is actually literally nothing at all to like about these things.  

 

lol.......I had no idea these were as bad. I can imagine with the trusty, non-turbo 1.8 diesel lump, it will be slow as fuck aswell...

Bucketeer Rank: Renault 16

Bucketeer

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Just LOLZ....

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/renault/low-price-for-2004-clio-/1206737430

 

 

 

Perfect for new drivers

 

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I may be an utter simpleton but I don't understand why the 'LOLZ'. Why is it not 'perfect for new drivers'?

I would imagine a cheap, small engined Clio with big alloys and a takeaway menu on the door would have many young lads (and lasses) foaming at the sausage (and female sausage equivalent).

 

 

lol.......I smell shite....

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/vauxhall-astra-van-2.0dti/1206838974

 

 

 

It was running and in daily use

 

Road Tax Status Expired: 31 Aug 2016 MOT Status Expired: 22 Aug 2016

 

Hmmmm....Daily use eh?

 

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And why the suspicion with this? He says it was in daily use and the tax and MOT ran out in August so maybe, oh I don't know, he used it daily until they ran out.

 

 

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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The threads meant to be light hearted not investigative journalism . Keep it up oldchod!

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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I quite like that beige Renault 5 but he lost me at 'rustic Gordini food delivery'.

 

You should seriously reduce your fleet by buying it.

doobietoo Rank: Renault 16

doobietoo

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I own 2 PT cruisers and an Allegro ... despite this even I can see this is a catastrophically wrong...on every level...
 

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Is 940 miles and roughly 24 hours travelling time too far?


 

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panhard65 Rank: Renault 16

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I own 2 PT cruisers and an Allegro ... despite this even I can see this is a catastrophically wrong...on every level...

 

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Is 940 miles and roughly 24 hours travelling time too far?

 

Never too far for a 126 !!!! The front isn't too bad but he seems to of ran out of ideas with the rear end.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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And it's straight over to our 'good luck with that one' department in Bury

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-VAUXHALL-ASTRA-ESTATE1-6-8V-GENUINE-70000-MILES-/311767329584?hash=item4896c7eb30:g:ZRkAAOSwB09YOooL

 

 

£275/buy it now/make offer

 

 

If that was £200 less I'd be all over it, that's EXACTLY how I like cars when I'm buying them.

nacho man Rank: Renault 16

nacho man

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How do you know which of these are 4x4 and what are fwd?

 

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Finance repo special.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2009-SUZUKI-SX4-GL-BLACK-LOW-MILES/252684823026?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D38661%26meid%3Dc939022a917e4c0ca3def065165b2082%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D351930461141

 

As you can see from my feedback my cars are reliable and very good value for money

 

 

iconNeg_16x16.gif Sold the car after I won it and no good communication as well Buyer:  During past 6 months  
  • Reply by cheapdealsonwheels4u (21-Aug-15 08:30):
    TIME WASTER !! NEVER EVEN MADE CONTACT WITHIN TIME SPECIFIED !!
  2007 VAUXHALL CORSA CLUB BLACK (#281729831955) £1,795.00 View Item

 

iconNeg_16x16.gif Car was not save to drive! Bonnet flew up on motorway driving back! Liars!!
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More than a year ago  
  • Reply by cheapdealsonwheels4u (18-May-15 12:41):
    YET AGAIN ANOTHER EBAY TIME WASTER !!!!!
  2005 FORD FOCUS LX SILVER (#281683601652) £1,095.00  

 

iconNeg_16x16.gif BEWARE RELISTED CAR NEXT DAY AND VERY UNHELPFUL RESOLVING. ONE TO AVOID. BEWARE
e***9 ( 250iconTealStar_25x25.gif)
More than a year ago  
  • Reply by cheapdealsonwheels4u (09-Mar-15 08:24):
    TOTAL TIMEWASTER !! NO RESPONSE FOR OVER 5 DAYS !! AVOID THIS EBAYER AT ALL COST
  2005 VAUXHALL ASTRA LIFE TWINPORT 1.4 (#251864267611) £695.00

 

iconNeg_16x16.gif Very badly treated crap car engine crap no help given ebay left to sort out.
0***s ( 157iconTealStar_25x25.gif)
More than a year ago   2004 LAND ROVER FREELANDER SE H/B BLACK (#251731230605) £1,895.00

 

iconNeg_16x16.gif Engine knocking by the time I got home, be warned
4***4 ( 823iconPurpleStar_25x25.gif)
More than a year ago  
  • Reply by cheapdealsonwheels4u (24-Jun-14 21:54):
    Total Rubbish! Collected Car 3 Wks Ago and no Phone Calls !! Test driven also
  2007 VAUXHALL CORSA SXI FIVE DOOR HATCHBACK (#291162639132) £2,395.00

 

iconNeg_16x16.gif Jjust needs buffing! True, but what about dents all over roof, bonnet,quarters
d***b ( 183iconTealStar_25x25.gif)
More than a year ago  
  • Reply by cheapdealsonwheels4u (14-May-14 23:22):
    YET ANOTHER EBAY TIMEWASTER !!! NEVER COLLECTED THE CAR !!
  2001 VAUXHALL CORSA CLUB 1 LITRE (#291143293226)
£395.00
Best Offer price was acceptediconBubbleHelp.gif  

 

iconNeg_16x16.gif not as described
3***3 ( 179iconTealStar_25x25.gif)
More than a year ago  
  • Reply by cheapdealsonwheels4u (14-May-14 23:21):
    YET ANOTHER EBAY TIMEWASTER !!! NEVER COLLECTED THE CAR !!
  53 PLATE DAEWOO MATIZ SE I LITRE 5 DOOR HATCHBACK TAX AND TEST !! (#291140786410) £695.00

 

iconNeg_16x16.gif i brouth a car from him and he sell the car to another person
e***e ( 197iconTealStar_25x25.gif)
More than a year ago  
  • Reply by cheapdealsonwheels4u (23-Mar-13 11:30):
    Customer made no contact at all despite lots of emails and phone calls !! BEWARE
  2002 VAUXHALL VECTRA LS DTI 16V GREEN (#290884360435) £399.00

 

iconNeg_16x16.gif This guy has rage issues and makes the rules up as he goes along. BEWARE
s***z ( 316iconTealStar_25x25.gif)
More than a year ago   1998 VOLKSWAGEN GOLF GTI BLACK TAX AND TEST !! (#290749729713) £495.00

 

Etc Etc

 

 

To be fair he does sell bloody shit load of motors. 

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