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AMC Rebel Rank: Renault 16

AMC Rebel

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Dire.  Crappy photos with pointless repetition.  Horrible looking piece of crap, what's not to love? 

 

Oh wait 

 

ready for me to gradually restore whilst I used it. However, the reality is that we've been away in it once over the summer, and I've hardly had time to do any work. Circumstances are now changing so we've decided to sell. 

 

 

 I've not tried to use any of the appliances ( fridge, hobs, grill, oven, heater, sink with electrically pumped water and water heater), but I've no reason to think they wouldn't work.

 

 

 

hmmmmm

Asimo Rank: Isuzu Florian

Asimo

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^^^Hidden under that hideous formica lined airbrake is the ultimate in shite beavertail recovery trucks

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Ghosty Rank: Talbot Tagora

Ghosty

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This crossed my mind...

 

I have a pre-EU German plate on my wall that I found for 50p at a car boot sale, complete with out of date registration sticker and Kreis-Paderborn seal. ;)

 

Even better see if it comes with its Cali plates, if so drive it on those.

 

I remember seeing a Japanese(!!!) registered HiAce in Switzerland once, I bet that got a question or two.

mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

mouseflakes

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I'm seriously tempted by this Council Estate as a winter wafter. Trouble is the seller says it probably needs the carb rebuilding or replacing, so not sure I can be arsed with that.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/282207946610?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

 

You missed the best photo...

 

s-l600.jpg

 

 

PS - there's always this Volvoon, which doesn't mention any carb issues....

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-VOLVO-740-GL-ESTATE-BLUE-MOT-JUNE-2017/162233361028

 

s-l600.jpg

EssDeeWon Rank: Renault 16

EssDeeWon

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mk2-volkswagen-Type-19-golf-gti-8V-Jade-Green-RAT-LOOK-UNIQUE-1985-/112163089582?hash=item1a1d70ecae:g:HqYAAOSwLF1X--RM

 

 

 

RAT LOOK! UNIQUE 1985

 

 

Fuck sakes!  

 

It gets better Gents.........

 

 

Its A tiny bit famous! but not! 

I brought it in February from a tv prop guy, its been on happy valley and the A word for approximatley  8 seconds as a drive by car! though i couldn't find it on catchup tv! 
 

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

 

 

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Lankytim Rank: Isuzu Florian

Lankytim

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s-l1600.jpg

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/triumph-vitesse-2-5-pi-/172368222404?hash=item2821f258c4:g:~QgAAOSwYIxX-P-W

 

 

I'm old enough to remember the days when the roads were full of shagged out looking cars like this.

 

 

This is a regular round these parts- I can hear it coming a mile off. Sad to see it's maybe moving to another part of the country.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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s-l1600.jpg

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ape-500-AD1T-Feb-1967-Rare-Scattolini-Conversion-Unique-Classic-Vehilce-/112162038019?hash=item1a1d60e103:g:sIkAAOSwLF1X-pss

 

 

What I'd give to have that road legal, fill the back full of bricks and drive up the Horsehoe Pass. 

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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s-l1600.jpg

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-Toyota-hilux-surf-4-runner-pick-up-monster-truck-/122175187235?hash=item1c72356923:g:6uwAAOSwCGVX9Llf

 

 

 

Excelsior recommendation* from. a .friend who. has possibly.fallen.off his.keyboard. and broken. his Punctuation. Finger

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Well, I'm totally convinced this mint looking £4,000 Mk1 Capri isn't at all a bent listing from someone trying to rip you off

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-CAPRI-mk1-essex-RS-tribute-/262667620591?hash=item3d2835d0ef:g:VBsAAOSw8gVX-5Co

 

 

'For a faster answer please leave me your phone number'

 

 

0800GTFO

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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BUY THIS VAN OR I'LL KICK MY OWN HEAD IN

 

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/transit-med-top-/142144653567?hash=item21187b48ff:g:AN4AAOSwh2xX--wR

 

'the vans to big for him'

 

​He's not kidding, he can barely reach the fuel cap.

New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

New POD

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Ringing?

 

Use for parts?

 

Put bogus foreign plates on it and hope no-one notices?

 

As an Englishman I feel that as a nation we are very ready to accept dodgy goods - I have seen so many things for sale that are either dubious or very obviously stolen - and plenty of people willing to queue up to buy stuff if it's cheap and not ask any questions.  I am also profoundly depressed when I see how the fact you can't leave anything lying around for 5 minutes without some git stealing it makes our country appear so different - I've been to France, Ireland and the USA in the last couple of years and seen stuff lying around that would be gone if was here - and the owner would be told they were stupid for leaving it there. 

 

There are a heck of a lot of dishonest people here.

 

The only way to sell LEGITIMATE goods in Merseyside is to pretend that they are "knockoff" - fake or off the back of a lorry.

 

I worked with a number of thieves in Runcorn, (which is actually Cheshire, but full of 2nd, 3rd and 4th Generation Expat Scousers, shipped out of the slums into a nice new town, which they pretty much turned into a no go area - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southgate_Estate

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