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Eddie Honda Rank: Lancia Gamma

Eddie Honda

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Those "carswithnoreservereading" fellas have really outdone themselves with this one.

How about a ebay tat volume 3 +24 service?

 

http://autoshite.com/topic/22597-ebay-tat-volume-3/page-2899?do=findComment&comment=1080797 #86956 is only on the last page. I love this thread, but it suffers from more repeats than the BBC. (I'm not just having a pop at you Nyphur, there's been a few others too.)

Matt Rank: Renault 16

Matt

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Maybe Ebay Tat Volume 4 would help? Gives everyone a fresh start on where things are at.

 

 

I'm pretty sure that once a hole is blown in the block a full service history becomes largely irrelevant...

 

3 door 323 don't waste your money on a C4 coupe when you can have this*

 

You'll have to go down to Margate though.

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/mazda/mazda-low-mileage-/1192427967

 

 

Really?

 

Mr Wobbler I can collect  ;-)

 

If you're going to go for a 323 you might as well get one with popup headlamps.

barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

barrett

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Those three door 323s are pretty unusual, but I'm sure they sold more than 50 over here. And wouldn't 99% of them be rhd anyway? Whatever, they look really cool and somebody should buy it. It's this generation's three door Stanza

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wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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The standard of photography in this ad is bad enough to make pre-DSLR Cavcraft weep.  Shame, because from what I can see of it it looks like quite a tidy thing.

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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{ring ring}

 

Hello, Stu....

 

'Fancy another challenge?'

 

You better believe it, sir. What is it this time?

 

'Ok, I want Evan Davis, but really sad looking like his idea for an automated robotic Newsnight presenter was jibbed at by Deborah Meaden and ridiculed by Peter Jones'

 

 

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'And the Yorkshire Ripper on the sides holding a candle to his throat'

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/piaggio-vespa-px-125-/232108465542?hash=item360abe1d86:g:l~cAAOSw8gVX-hwE

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Can anyone currently wearing a hat please doff it in the general direction of Bishop Auckland? Just found a bloke who appears to have carried out the welding to his van using no more 'equipment' than a hammer and a can of spray.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Suzuki-carry-van-unique-one-off-DONT-BUY-WITH-NO-FEEDBACK-NO-TIME-WASTERS-/142143356721?hash=item2118677f31:g:YZYAAOSw8gVX9M0-

 

 

'RELISTING DUE TO THERE BEEN SOME IDIOTIC TIME WASTER'

 

 

Probably this bloke who seems to be trying to avoid it like the plague after he noticed it seems to be held together with biscuit crumbs and Dulux.

 

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'Beautiful car throughout'

 

 

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Unique-MG-Midget-Over-4-000-spent-over-2-years-Beautiful-car-through-out-/162228905796?hash=item25c598a744:g:bj4AAOSwaB5Xs3mM

 

 

'so whats all the fuss about you ask?'

 

 

Erm, is it the....

 

 

uprated angel eye headlights! gives the car a totally different look

 

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No, it's actually this fucking horrific dog's dinner/tart's boudoir interior. I don't know what anyone could possibly smoke to make them think this looks good, it's just beyond horrendous. And not funny horrendous, either, just plain vomit inducing horrendous.

 

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/UNIQUE-FIAT-127-F-VAN-MK1-1982-WITH-MOT-/112157701066?hash=item1a1d1eb3ca:g:fiEAAOSwLnBX9CJT

 

 

'Bellows gimbal to be replaced'

 

 

 

​I don't know who Bellows Gimbal is, but he sounds like a Tory MP that's been caught teaching fox cubs to play a tune on his blue veined piccolo. 

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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{ring ring}

 

Hello, Stu....

 

'Fancy another challenge?'

 

You better believe it, sir. What is it this time?

 

'Ok, I want Evan Davis, but really sad looking like his idea for an automated robotic Newsnight presenter was jibbed at by Deborah Meaden and ridiculed by Peter Jones'

 

 

s-l1600.jpg   

 

 

'And the Yorkshire Ripper on the sides holding a candle to his throat'

 

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/piaggio-vespa-px-125-/232108465542?hash=item360abe1d86:g:l~cAAOSw8gVX-hwE

 

The fact that the guy's chosen to have his scooter airbrushed depicting 3 films about racist Nazi skinheads rings some major alarm bells.

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spike60 Rank: Renault 16

spike60

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'Beautiful car throughout'

 

 

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Unique-MG-Midget-Over-4-000-spent-over-2-years-Beautiful-car-through-out-/162228905796?hash=item25c598a744:g:bj4AAOSwaB5Xs3mM

 

 

'so whats all the fuss about you ask?'

 

 

Erm, is it the....

 

 

uprated angel eye headlights! gives the car a totally different look

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

No, it's actually this fucking horrific dog's dinner/tart's boudoir interior. I don't know what anyone could possibly smoke to make them think this looks good, it's just beyond horrendous. And not funny horrendous, either, just plain vomit inducing horrendous.

 

 

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I came on here to post this, beaten to it though. Interiors like that are fucking awful on 15 year old Pugs and Vx's, jaw droppingly naff on a nearly 40 year old MG

hennabm Rank: BL Wedge

hennabm

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Who else but BL would style the dash so the radio pointed towards the passenger in the Ital.

Phail.

 

Edited for mistake......... :oops: 

Asimo Rank: Isuzu Florian

Asimo

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Who else but BL would style the dash so the radio pointed towards the driver in the Ital.

Phail.

Why is it not a good thing to orient the radio toward the driver?

 

And four posts up: what is that white square thing with the bonnet pins and double headlights to the left of the Metro?

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vw-beetle-project-/222276448213?hash=item33c0b56fd5:g:YCgAAOSw-CpX-Uv8

 

 

'my childhood dream car'

 

 

​​I had some pretty terrible dreams when I was a kid, but even the one about waking up with ginger hair to find my fox hunting step parents had tattooed an Iveco emblem onto my forehead pales into insignificance compared to this.

 

 

*Edit: £2,000. Two. Thousand. Pounds. Two effing grand for a lump of fibreglass that loosely resembles the front bumper of a Mk2 Transit spec lift recovery truck that had been crashed at high speed into a rusty Beetle

MarvinsMom Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

MarvinsMom

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Who else but BL would style the dash so the radio pointed towards the driver in the Ital.

 

Phail.

 

the radio pointing away from the driver appeared on the mark 2 marina, the ital just carried that dashboard over without any changes.

 

i had wondered if it was a cheap trick from BL to save a few quid and just tool up one dash board for both left and right hand drive.

 

it wasn't.

 

as the left hand drive marina 2 had the radio pointing the other way!!

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