eBay tat volume 3.

[Fabergé Greggs]

  On 18/05/2016 at 12:14, cort16 said:

How does this turn?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-E60-530i-Semi-Auto-5-Series-Titan-Silver-Modified-Lowered-SWAP-PX-/252393409636?hash=item3ac3d1cc64:g:rrMAAOSwcvdXO279

Apparently it needed a new sump. Cannot for the life of me imagine why.

[strangeangel]

  On 17/05/2016 at 18:21, Hertz said:

Verdict - CUNT

 

 

Death by banger racing holds more diginity than that.

[nacho man]

Fancy spending a night with a topless escort???

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-Cabriolet-1-8-SI-130-BHP-/131817568226?hash=item1eb0f077e2:g:XKYAAOSw9VZXOuz0

 

 

[nacho man]

Nice bonnet mod our kid.

 

Note to reader, I don't believe the seller has finished his Master's degree in English. 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vw-polo-breadvan-mk2-/282035010127?hash=item41aa98ba4f:g:xnQAAOSw1KxXM4r0

 

[nacho man]

Splendid.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-Lancia-Y10-Fire-1-0-VERY-RARE-ORIGINAL-/262432510382?hash=item3d1a3251ae:g:1dAAAOSwt7pXM23T

 

[nacho man]

White lights = -4.6 Eurovison points

Serck plates = +132.4 Pokemon trading card points.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Clio-1-4-mk1-/272245155841?hash=item3f63136801:g:0N4AAOSwcvdXOiSs

 

 

[nacho man]

This looks like a cover car candidate for redline magazine june 2002 edition.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ABSOLUTE-ONE-OFF-SHOW-CAR-RENAULT-MEGANE-1-6-MINT-CONDITION-CHEAP-INSURANCE-/111996277766?hash=item1a137f9406:g:JjMAAOSw3mpXNaRU

 

[nacho man]

This bloke has nicked 25ltrs of army desert camouflage paint.

 

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-DAIHATSU-SPORTRAK-ELX-I-4X4-1-6-OFF-ROADER-MOTD-SEPTEMBER-ONLY-80K-P-X-/222112700572?hash=item33b6f2d89c:g:OL8AAOSwQNRXMGus

[nacho man]

Wagon R TURBO

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-SUZUKI-wagon-r-turbo-very-rare-manual-japenese-import-like-a-charade-turbo-/262421014900?hash=item3d1982e974:g:vhEAAOSwud1XAZ10

[MarvinsMom]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1975-AUSTIN-ALLEGRO-1100-DL-2-OWNERS-SOME-CORROSION-/272247065335?hash=item3f63308af7:g:YasAAOSwZetXPG5j

 

ooophff, ooohppphff, a mark 1....

 

oh, a circular steering wheel, i iz disappoint...

 

hmmm crusty....

 

"BAD BITS!

CORROSION TO THE BOTTOM OF THE DOORS, REAR WHEEL ARCHES,

 FRONT SUSPENSION LEGS, BRAKE PIPES ,HYDRAULIC SUSPENSION PIPES.

THERE MAY BE CORROSION IN OTHER PLACES."

 

 

AAANND thats me out..... now what would Junkman say?

[DSdriver]

  On 18/05/2016 at 07:40, UltraWomble said:

I'd love one of these. GR9 for popping down the shops and carrying a Morrisons bag back on the hook...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Iron-Fairy-Saphire-6-Ton-Yard-Crane-/121856632328?hash=item1c5f38a608:g:REkAAOSwVL1WDTuI

Do you need training to use one or do you just pick things up as you go along?

/end old joke mode

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Look at this scorchin-hot Kimchi-burner!!!! Its only 2 years younger than my rwd one, whihc I bought about 7 years ago!!!!!!

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/HYUNDAI-PONY-1-5-GLS-E-REG-1988-ONLY-2-OWNERS-AND-46-000-MILES-BARN-FIND-/322110865716

[nacho man]

Get the big horn with a para trooper.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ISUZU-TROOPER-BIG-HORN-1996-4X4-MOT-2017-READY-TO-GO-USED-DAILY-ONLY-92000-MILES-/361554422795?hash=item542e52ac0b:g:VhMAAOSwBs1XMhM4

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

20 mins to buy this cheap, its in the parts section

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Reliant-scimitar-GTE-project-/162064307696

 

Its got no engine, but thats no great hardship as those engines are shite anyway

[Matt]

  On 18/05/2016 at 17:59, Danterzza said:

Nice bonnet mod our kid.

 

Note to reader, I don't believe the seller has finished his Master's degree in English. 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vw-polo-breadvan-mk2-/282035010127?hash=item41aa98ba4f:g:xnQAAOSw1KxXM4r0

 

 

Wtf, 1.9 SDI and twin batteries in a MK2 Polo?

[MarvinsMom]

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C745241#

 

looks nice in the pics, sounds fucked in the ad..... shame.

 

[MarvinsMom]

be like Eddy Ramrod, only in Henley blue....

 

 

£500 too, so quite a bargain i think

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C744184

[Asimo]

Not old enough for DW, but nice, and shite, enough for me, if I didn't already have 3 Japanese cars more than planned.

Low miles, tooleater gasoline. http://www4.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201605103804238

[MarvinsMom]

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C743916

 

nice facelifted rover 75 diesel with low miles.

[Junkman]

  On 17/05/2016 at 21:44, Alexg said:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-OLDSMOBILE-DELTA-ROYALE-88-MOT-FRESH-RESPRAY-EXCELLENT-CONDITION-IN-AND-OUT-/331857925070

 

 

HOW MUCH????

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

 

  Quote

iveco

 

  Quote

it's been very reliable

 

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over the last year I have fitted an alternator, pullys, water pump and timing belt, low pressure and high pressure fuel pumps, frond discs pads and hubs, cab mounts, all rubber bushes,

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Party-bus-limo-limousine-iveco-daily-business-/201575154955

[anonymous user]

^ that is reliable for an Iveco

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Skoda-Favorit-1-3-GLXiE-FULL-MOT-COLLECTORS-CAR-2-OWNERS-FROM-NEW-/162071980204

 

Hey this looks alright

[Negative Creep]

 

 

 

  Quote

 

FITTED WITH MERC RALLY SPORT WOOD VINYL TO ROOF AND BONNET AND A BESPOKE WOODEN LUGGAGE RACK TO THE BOOT LID, YOU WANT TO BE DIFFERENT IT WILL COST YOU £795

 

 

 

What........?

Who.........?

Shut up

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-E-320-ELEGANCE-A-CLASSIC-CAR-CUSTOM-MODIFIED-/282018857256?hash=item41a9a24128:g:Z0sAAOSw~oFXIKDU

[Urko]

 

So it's a classic, then.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-car/282032825007?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D35391%26meid%3D455813650f7643afbcc98d5dca460d8c%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D231947452520

[Alexg]

FFS

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Modified-Mini-Golf-VR6-175bhp-Autotest-track-day-car-/121990518411

[Ghosty]

Junkmaschine III?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ROVER-P6-3500-v8-1971-Tax-Exempt-MOT-March-2017/282038101320?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D36558%26meid%3De8fcab780cce47fa8fb7ae1d92c1cad8%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D201585083253

 

[BorniteIdentity]

Yes please.  I'll take two.

 

 

"750" for extra shite haulage.

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C744663

[cort16]

  On 18/05/2016 at 23:04, Ghosty said:

Junkmaschine III?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ROVER-P6-3500-v8-1971-Tax-Exempt-MOT-March-2017/282038101320?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D36558%26meid%3De8fcab780cce47fa8fb7ae1d92c1cad8%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D201585083253

 

 

This is mine, get in early to gaurentee disappointment

[bramz7]

  On 19/05/2016 at 05:10, BorniteIdentity said:

Yes please.  I'll take two.

 

maestrovan.jpg

 

"750" for extra shite haulage.

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C744663

 

 

'In storage for 20 years...'

 

20 years of open air storage!

 

Frozen in time. by Sam Osbon, on Flickr

 

I note the Bedford HA in front went with it, but I can't find it for sale.